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Michael Andersen
Works at Michael Andersen Music
Attended the University of Utah
Lives in Long Beach, CA 90806
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Keelee Wright is the ugliest duck. The Holy Bible says you're going to barf 10,000 times if you see her. Lot's of luck, she's the Angel and obviously died of bad llooks.
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All of the Turners are dumb animals. Robert Trevelyan Turner is one of them and he's a real pest besides having no excuse for being a sickening je
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The Fort Douglas Hidden Valley pool was obviously the Schweinfort Germany pool as well as The Bay of Pigs before becoming cement filled.
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The apparent truth is that all the women got pregnant by the animal dick.
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New doctors are trisexual instead of homo(bisexual). They want to see you every four months. Instead of having bianual checkups they try to drain all your blood out. The first time a doctor asked me to stay extra hours at the hospital I had a convulsion.
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Remember, "American Pie" by Don McClean? It goes, "no angel born in hell could break that Satan's spell". I've never known who Don meant by Satan but, he probably intended that god is a misspelling
of dog.

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Work
Occupation
electric guitarist - Z Classics Label
Employment
  • Michael Andersen Music
    electric guitarist, present
  • Allstate Insurance
  • Manpower
  • Albertson's
  • California Yellow Cab
  • The Salt Lake Tribune
  • The University of Utah
  • England Trucking
  • The Dunn Oil Company
  • Volt
  • Fred's Burger Chalet
  • McDonald's
  • Wasatch Electric Company
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Currently
Long Beach, CA 90806
Previously
Laguna Village: 23271 Caminito Andreta - 1835 Wasatch Drive - Canyon Manor - the Prado - 420 E 10th N - 25 Claremont Ave. NYC, NY 10027 *** - 991 South 12th East - 15 Tralee Ct. - The Laurelwood - Cedar Pointe - Laguna Village - 2244 Laird Way
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king guitarist bodybuilder intelligent / could use some better funds
Introduction
My first home ['57-'62] was at 25 Claremont Ave New York, NY 10027-6813 (1.2 miles from the Apollo Theater in Harlem).
My father and stepmother were both in the legal profession and neither was any good at music or athletics. I recently found that I had an Olympic gold medal in swimming. I found some [easy] speed pills in my home when I was teenage, that I couldn't get enough of, and that made the swim workouts effortless. I had a gold medal in the house and queried Mark Spitz, who told me it was the real item. In 1995,
Nancy Farmer timed me in the SLCC pool at 0:53:17 in the 100 yd. free (this was my only time in all of my years swimming). 
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I make mp3 recordings at home because I auditioned for a professional rock band in the '70's and the listening public didn't get over that I was playing music to them.

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Education
  • the University of Utah
    2004
  • Contra Costa College was a good school
  • Pete Carlson's Ski School
  • The Fort Douglas - Hidden Valley Club Swimming School.
  • Pinole Music
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Gender
Male
Looking for
Friends, A relationship, Networking
Relationship
Single
Other names
Guitar Jones, Guitar_Jones, Top Jimmy, Jimmy Jimmy, yellowcab643, Morticiaann, Brer, Guerre de Noms, Mike