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The toddler walks in with his new acquisition. ME: You have a battleaxe? He nods grimly with a small satisfied smile. His little fists loosen slightly before tightening up again on the axe handle. I play along. ME: Don't chop anybody's head off with it. He looks down at it, then slowly back up at me. He tilts his head quizzically, a disappointed look on his face. HIM (sadly): Why?
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