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Melanie Perry
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Excel cheat sheets! 
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I'm sure I've shared this before... But I still lose it every time... BWAHAHAHA.
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What were once vices are now hobbits. (Sorry, Doobie Brothers)
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Icon Scrabble from 2011... Lol. 
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Are these from the cough and code season?
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Hello Melanie,

I did not see your email in the survey you filled in, but I wanted to sincerly thank you since you helped me greatly for my independent study as no one else responded and the answers you gave were honest and accurate.

Best Wishes,

Sebastian
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Murphys Law of Computing>>>>>
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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Murphy thinks he's my best buddy. He follows me everywhere, and he often brings Schultz along with him. 
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I brought my 13yo to my RUG meeting tonight so I can teach him how to heckle presenters... um, I mean to show continuing education. #Revit 
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I love revit, ( but it's $$$ )
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Math problems for introverts...
At the grocery store, John bought 13 lemons that cost 89 cents each. He normally would not buy so many lemons, but he spotted a coworker from afar...
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Took a few minutes today to update my list of articles and other side projects, there were a lot of fun topics to revisit over the past couple of years.

Revit MEP usage, marine & shipbuilding community, hardware reviews, salaries, pay resources, wage negotiations, turnover, job searching, knowledge sharing in the design & construction industry, common AutoCAD tools and favorite add-on applications.
It should be illegal to have this much fun. 
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bonjour ça vas bien par vous ...
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Education
  • Saint Louis University
    Applied Analytics, 2011 - present
    Previously called Organizational Informatics
  • Saint Louis University
    Computer Science, 2008 - 2011
  • Southwestern Illinois College
    Drafting Technology, 1999 - 2002
  • McKendree College
    Accounting, 1998 - 1999
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Gender
Female
Relationship
Married
Other names
Melanie Stone, Her Dorkness, Mistress of the Dorkness, Wanderer, CADwoaman, CAD Mistress
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Mistress of the Dorkness
Introduction
Wife, Mom, Geek, Seeker of Humor, Technical Editor, Data Junkie
Bragging rights
I can't wear courderoy, it's too loud.
Work
Occupation
CAD, CAFM, CMMS, Writer, Drafter, Trainer, Speaker, Fledgling Programmer and Data Analyst
Employment
  • Technical Writer
    Freelance, 2004 - present
  • Technical Editor
    Freelance, 2006 - present
  • AUGI
    Director, 2011 - present
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Currently
St. Louis
Previously
Illinois - California - Washington - Utah - Germany - UK