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Max Wellenstein
Works at Alverno College
Attended UW-Milwaukee
Lives in Shorewood, WI
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If I were the sort of man who relied on sabers, I would probably be be putting half my salary into a budget plan to get this beauty.

The grip was honest sharkskin, molded to my hand. There was a motto chased on to the blade but it was so buried in curlicues that I did not take time to study it out. This girl was mine, we fitted! I returned it and buckled belt and scabbard to my bare waist, wanting the touch of it and feeling like Captain John Carter, and the Gascon and his three friends all in one."
Authenticated and exacting replicas of swords and armor made famous in film, television, literature and fantasy art.
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Lego is my new favorite media company. Nonstop awesome!
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Do P=NP Universes exist in fiction?
This is pretty awesome. I so love the #StarTrek answer.


#Neeeeeeerds
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Well played, +Google. :D

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Best. HiSHE. Ever.
Nerf Herdin' Sith, indeed!
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Okay, this is incredibly well done.

#StarWars #Hyuuuuge
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That was great! Thanks for the chuckle of the day, Max!
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Best mashup of the year so far:
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Bwah! Holy crap, you guys. :D
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This is a dark chocolate + peanut butter combination for my ears. O__O

#MostFire  #SmellsLikeNeverGivingUp
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Can we give +Belated Media a time machine and several hundred million dollars?
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God, how I wish.

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Anyone who tries to tell me that the Kubrick-to-Bay transition in ERB's Directors Battle isn't the best 26 seconds in modern audio had better prepare themselves for a rooftop duel in the rain.

2:19-2:45 #MostFire

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Education
  • UW-Milwaukee
    MBA; eCommerce, 2005 - 2009
  • Illinois Institute of Technology
    BS; Product Design, 1995 - 2000
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Male
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Married
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Aspiring Hero
Introduction
Husband, Father, Old School Geek.
Bragging rights
While standing in line at an outdoor market, I was approached by a complete stranger who exclaimed, "Wow, you look like you're here to fight crime!"
Work
Occupation
Web Marketing
Skills
Web Analytics, Search Engine Optimization, User Experience, Karate
Employment
  • Alverno College
    Web & Interactive Marketing Specialist, 2013 - present
  • Rocket Clicks
    Director of Sustainable eCommerce, 2009 - 2012
  • Rite Hite
    Manufacturing Systems Specialist, 1998 - 2009
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Currently
Shorewood, WI
Previously
Milwaukee, WI - Chicago, IL - Everett, WA - Glendale, WI - Cudahy, WI