You already made up your mind...
• Please remember at all times that I am not here to entertain you, I am here to entertain me.
• If I think it is funny...I will post it.
If I think you are a pretentious dick and something I post will offend you...I will post it.
• If you are a teen and you read this far...fuck off. My page is no place for you...carry on walking.
• I do not always make sense, and I hardly ever take myself seriously. Do so at your own risk.
I once hosted a public hang out alone...28 different guys all talking to me at the same time, as one left another bounced in. I lasted 58 seconds and still feel I need professional help to get over it.