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Got the Cryolater.. time for bed.
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He's survived a Photoshop battle, but that was just the tip of the iceberg. A thread in Reddit's <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3soqbc/a_mosaic
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I'm putting my 2003 Dyno Low Rider up for the winter. Gave my bike a quick bath and wipe down, put fuel stabilizer in and set her up on the stand. Will top off the tank to 95% and then cover her up. 
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RHPS 2015 - From the Cheap Seats. 
4 Nights, 8 shows. My liver may never speak to me again.
We've got the last 2 shows of the season tonight.
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This totally needs to be a thing at the office.
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well.. it was raining and I was on a motorcycle at rush hour.. so.. maybe a smidge
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This wine and whiskey bottle lock fits just about any wine or spirits bottle and neatly secures your drink from raiders.

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Save that chardonnay you were looking forward to from your roommates. Hold your husband’s whiskey hostage until he takes out the trash.

Do you know someone who could use one of these?
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Because nothing screams 'secure' like a wafer lock on plastic?
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Hoping you are all well and blessed this Samhain.

Ways you can observe & celebrate Samhain:

Samhain Nature Walk. Take a meditative walk in a natural area near your home. Observe and contemplate the colors, aromas, sounds, and other sensations of the season. Experience yourself as part of the Circle of Life and reflect on death and rebirth as being an important part of Nature. If the location you visit permits, gather some natural objects and upon your return use them to adorn your home.

Ancestors Altar. Gather photographs, heirlooms, and other mementos of deceased family, friends, and companion creatures. Arrange them on a table, dresser, or other surface, along with several votive candles. Kindle the candles in their memory as you call out their names and express well wishes. Thank them for being part of your life. Sit quietly and pay attention to what you experience. Note any messages you receive in your journal. This Ancestors Altar can be created just for Samhain or kept year round.

Feast of the Dead. Prepare a Samhain dinner. Include a place setting at your table or at a nearby altar for the Dead. Add an offering of a bit of each beverage being consumed to the cup at that place setting, and to the plate, add a bit of each food served. Invite your ancestors and other deceased loved ones to come and dine with you. To have this as a Samhain Dumb Supper experience, dine in silence. After the feast, place the contents of the plate and cup for the Dead outdoors in a natural location as an offering for the Dead. (circlesanctuary.org)

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A Hall thruster is powering many of the satellites moving around Earth right now. It needs 100 million (yes, you read that right, 100 million) times less fuel than chemical thrusters. But it was never remotely sturdy enough to get anything to Mars—until now.
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