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+Daniel J. Stern Herp Derp is the name of a fabulous plug-in that was available for all major browsers. When using YouTube, it masked all the comments with random iterations of "herp" and "derp". In order to view the original comment, one had to deliberately click on it - at which point one is asking for it, really. But Herp Derp did keep one from catching the stupid out of the corner of one's eye. It made YouTube so much better. I want it back.
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Midnight! Smooches for bears!
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happy holidays!!!!!!!
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me: But yeah, it's really chilly out.
I had to turn on the heater in my car.
Tim: Oh dear Jesus.
me: I know! I'm goosing you, but not by much. Yes, it gets this cold every winter. No, we're never prepared for it. Ever.
Sent at 6:44 AM on Tuesday
Tim: Well, I just can't see Californians wearing Anoraks or gloves or warm hats. And naturally, my perception correlates with reality 100 per cent.
me: And when it snows, all hell breaks loose. We won't even get an inch, and every Californian infrastructure fails. Transportation. Police and Fire. Power goes out. Restaurants and hospitals shut down. The elderly die by the thousands. Seriously, platoons of elderly people freeze solid when it snows in California. We simply do not know what to do, and we're too proud to call Michigan for tips.
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Baby, why you gotta make it like that?
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We ordered a Comice pear tree to replace the pepper tree in the front yard. It arrived today in a ten foot cardboard box. We had it in the ground and soaked within the hour.

Now we're waiting for the Washington navel orange tree to arrive, and then I have to stop buying trees.

Pout.
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Hey +Matthew Keller, we were all wondering if you could, y'know, BE MORE OF A COLOSSAL POLE-SMOKING FAG. Oh, nevermind. No, you can't.

At what point will you be gifting us with pomegranate mist?
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We have a tiny dwarf lime tree in a giant pot on our back patio. Every Spring it farts out a bajillion flowers. Some of them take; most of them don't. Anyway, this year, after the blossoms dropped, I removed all but one proto-fruit from every cluster, choosing the biggest, most viable looking one to keep, and twisting off the other four or five in each little group.

It worked! I just got done juicing 95 limes from our wee little tree. I'll let all the juice steep in lime zest for a couple of days in the fridge, and then I'll freeze the juice into ice cubes for use all year.

Margaritas! Whiskey sours! Lime pie! Tom Kha Gai!

Happy bear!
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+Matthew Keller : Wow, that sounds a lot like the survival how-to-make-drinking-water-from-pee thing, only with much more deliciousness.
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Hey, Google Plus. Either give us preview, or give us html tags. Your "*_-" shit doesn't work. It puts me in a bad mood.

Also, your algorithm still sucks.
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I don't know much but the strike through doesn't (always) work in the mobile versions. The other two do, even when nested. They do not work across line breaks though.
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Is there any way to shut off the stupid G+ algorithm that sends all recent posts to the ass-end of nowhere, and keeps all of the "ME TOO!" crap bubbling at the top for days? I'd like chronological, please. Where is that setting?
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ME TOO!!
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I feel guilty. I want everyone to be this happy.
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But not everyone is. Come to think of it... it may be your fault for using up the finite resources of happiness in the universe. How can you live with yourself?
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I'm trying out The Old Republic this Winter break. I'm "Rigger" on Grand Master Zym.

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I've been trying light and dark both. I see what you mean about the dark. I'm preferring the jedi side so far. 
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"Voy a comprarle un suéter a mi amigo."

"Voy a comprarme los pantalones a mí."

I think the first example is correct, but is the second one okay? Do I refer back to "me" with "a mí" at the end for pronoun clarification, or leave it off, or what?
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I don't think you need the a mi at the end because it's on the verb. In this case, you made the verb reflexive. Doing something to yourself made the verb comprarse. In the first sentence, you're using an indirect object (le). Keep in mind it has been approximately 18 years since I took Spanish 7-8.
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I just registered for Microbiology, Psychology, y ¡más español!

Afterward, the school mailed me this notice. It sounds serious. Better get on it.
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+Guillermo Diaz Is that crazy Spanish slang? If I use that in class, will my teacher frown at me?
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