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Dafuq?
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#bacon  
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That's hilarious 
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The sign was created by the White Stag company. Of anyone has a trademark claim it's them, not the city. 
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Doesn't matter now. Open season on the image! Once Portland backed down, it was over. The second they try to file suit on someone else, they'll just be back at square one.
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One day at the end of class, little Billy’s teacher asked the class to go home and think of a story and then conclude with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.

Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road.” The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, “Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket.”

Next is little Bobby. “Well, my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched but we were expecting 12.” Teacher asks for the moral of the story. Bobby replies, “Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched. "

Last is little Billy. “My uncle Ted was in Nam. His F4 Phantom was shot down 15 klicks outside of Hanoi. He ejected and all he had with him was a case of beer, 75 rounds of ammunition and his M16. Parachuting down he drank all the beer. Unfortunately he landed in the jungle surrounded by 85 Viet Cong troops. Using his M16 he was able to drop 70 of them. In a frenzy, he killed the last 15 with the butt of his rifle and his bare hands.

Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story. Billy replies, “Don’t fuck with uncle Ted when he's drunk."
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Nite kids, dream and remember
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Creator, Artist, Home Brewer, Father, Skater, Web App Designer/Developer
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SQL, PHP, javaScript, heel flips
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Open source advocate, and I have an epic fiancée, two awesome daughters, a son, 2 cats named Sega & Gaston,  and a ball python named Gary Busey. SQL, PHP, Javascript, Web app design and development and I want to learn everything there is about everything possible.

“Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't.” ~ Bill Nye
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I was in 'The Hunted' with Benicio DelToro & Tommy Lee Jones
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Oregon
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Colorado - Texas - Minnesota - New York - North Carolina - Massachusetts
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It's interesting that a group like this stays in a zip code that has the number of the beast in it. I wouldn't be surprised if they were in cahoots with the Dark Lord himself..... Word on the street is their bake sales are evil but that's just what some say.
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Fast, efficient, careful and affordable. I cannot say enough positive things about Clear Choice Movers. This was my first experience using a moving company and it won't be my last. But, I will definitely be calling them if we need to move our four bedroom home again.
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