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LOL! Stupid people get everything they deserve.
 
When people believe everything they see on the internet, stuff like this happens, lol
CLUELESS iPhone 7 users have been tricked into DRILLING a hole into their phone in a bid to get a headphone jack. A fake YouTube video claiming to show users how to get the much-missed sound input …
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+Eco Traveler​ this is now in my area at work, much to the amusement of the lads I work with.
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+Robert Smith it's only taken 15 years!
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Final incredibly obvious clue.
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Guess what it is.
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+Doug Eason that's the closest yet! There are two follow up photos to this I've shared that will probably give it away.
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Slow news day
The sombre silence of a Grimsby courtroom was rudely broken when a woman suddenly broke wind very loudly from the public gallery. The unexpected and highly unwelcome interruption to the dignity...
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Yep found one, looked around it, fired a grenade into it and then flew off.
Over the last couple of weeks, No Man’s Sky players have discovered a number of monoliths scattered across the universe. The structures look important somehow, like they are meant to do something, or perhaps trigger something. Except...they don’t.
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Half an hour out of the house and returned with just over 1.5lb of hazelnuts.
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'tis natures way.
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Using the equinox as an excuse to have a fire. Goodbye summer, hello autumn.
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Being the semi-atheist that I am, I think all holidays should be based on astronomical events. They are all something we can all agree upon, except for flat earthers.
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A further clue from stage two for those who are guessing.
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Nope, this grows on a tree.
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5507 since I started in the world of work. Long since had enough, people are not destined to be worker drones making others rich. It's not a fulfilling life doing that and you can't buy your way to a fulfilling life either, not that you could try on most drone's wages.
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Here sharing bad jokes, cool bits of news I spot often to do with science, technology and space. Sometimes a bit of politics thrown in too.
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Live in Brigg, from Sutton in Ashfield originally, escaped that doss hole for the final time in early 2010. Keen biker, grow my own food and work with electronics for a specialist security firm.
I believe in honesty, fairness and equality and for that reason I hate racism, xenophobia and homophobia etc even though as a straight white male they don't really impact upon me at all.

I have a rare talent for metaphorically putting my foot squarely in my mouth on occasion, but I'm still a decent sort.
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Beautiful surroundings, polite and friendly staff, my friend had a great wedding day. The price for a Guinness did make my eyes water however.
Public - 3 months ago
reviewed 3 months ago
Food was nice, pudding was still frozen in the middle when I got it but, they quickly brought me another and it was on the house so I wouldn't hold it against them.
Public - 6 months ago
reviewed 6 months ago
Best chippy in town!
Public - 4 years ago
reviewed 4 years ago
Professional service, hygienic sitting, well trained staff. I would recommend!
Public - 4 years ago
reviewed 4 years ago
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Considering it was just a draughty room (the windows didn't shut) with 4 ancient metal framed bunks in it I'd say it was rather over priced, not to mention cheeky calling it a "hotel". To get a shower the hot tap in the bath had to be run for at least 10 minutes before anything like warm came through. Breakfast consists of either cornflakes or toast done in a machine that either barely touches or completely incinerates the bread and don't think you can sneak down late and sit there eating past 9:30 because you'll be chased out by a woman with a vacuum cleaner. To be honest you'd be better off in a tent somewhere!
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Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
A nice place, with lots of quality items, just a shame they're so over priced!
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Public - 4 years ago
reviewed 4 years ago
Very good, would recommend to anyone!
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