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Willy Wonka, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Silver Streak, Another You, Stir Crazy, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, the list goes on and on. Your movies have been a huge part of my life for as long as I can remember. You were a great man and you will be missed.
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In this time of uncertainty and political strife, I think we need to be clear about one thing. The Rocky theme song was done by the sister of the sheriff in Blazing Saddles.
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I love absolutely everything about this video. And I am amused/scared at this comment thread.

"How sometimes you gotta hit rock bottom before you can truly rise. Just look at Germany these days."

"So basically you're pro-Holocaust because Germany is a cool place today? Have any of you ()*$#@() ever even watched a documentary on Netflix?"
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Yes. Yes you are.
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I have seen far more media attention focused on Pokémon GO causing people to find dead bodies than I have on guns causing dead bodies. 
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Fantastic and topical.
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I'm so looking forward to disappointing these folks. 
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I am working on removing/migrating some old servers in our hosting environment. I shouldn't be this excited about getting the age of my oldest server OSes from 16 years to only 8 years (from 2000 to 2008).

#ITProblems
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Absolutely hilarious.
Though opportunities for women have increased considerably over the past century, insidious everyday sexism continues to inform the female experience. Here are some commonly asked questions about this pervasive form of discrimination
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I have had this conversation with people and it's very disturbing each time. I think rational people can have a argument about how bad Hillary Clinton is or would be. I don't think any rational person can miss what a threat Trump is.
 
Not mine -- via my friend Karl Martin, who got it from an anonymous source:

"This week, a number of my Green Party friends explained to me that Hillary Clinton would be a much worse president than Donald Trump. I took careful notes and compiled their observations into this handy scorecard:

TRUMP VS. CLINTON: 
WHERE THEY COME DOWN ON THE ISSUES 
(according to the Green Party)

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1. Trans Pacific Partnership

TRUMP:
Says he will oppose it, and I believe him!

CLINTON:
Says she will oppose it — BUT SHE'S LYING!

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2. War Crimes

TRUMP:
Has said he'll force the U.S. military to commit war crimes, including targeting civilians, and will punish any officers who disobey his orders, but don't worry, he's not serious.

CLINTON:
Has pledged to uphold America's commitment to the Geneva and Hague Conventions — BUT SHE'S LYING!

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3. Torture

TRUMP:
Has promised to expand the American military and intelligence community's use of torture, but he doesn't really mean it. He's just saying this on the campaign trail, but once elected he'll settle down and behave in a sane, Presidential manner.

CLINTON:
Publicly stated she is against torture — BUT SHE'S LYING! She secretly wants MORE torture!

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4. Immigration

TRUMP:
Has promised to arrest, intern and deport 11 million Mexicans in his first year in office, but we can safely assume he's not really going to, because that would be mean. He's promised to ban Muslims from entering the country, also to register all Muslim American citizens in a security database and force them to wear ID badges at all times, but he was just being sarcastic when he said that.

CLINTON:
Has promised to end family detention and close all private immigration detention centers in the U.S., but she's LYING. Has promised to expand access to affordable health care to all families regardless of immigration status, but she's LYING. And even though it looks like her campaign has made extensive outreach to Latino and Muslim communities, IT'S ALL FOR SHOW! ARE YOU REALLY SO GULLIBLE YOU’LL FALL FOR IT, SHEEPLE?

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5. Climate Change

TRUMP:
Repeated claims that Global Climate Change is a "hoax," but, we shouldn't assume he actually believes that just because, you know, he actually said it. Relax.

CLINTON:
She claims she believes Climate Change is real, but SHE'S LYING! Says she'll generate enough renewable energy to power every home in America, with half a billion solar panels installed by the end of her first term; cut energy waste in American homes, schools, hospitals and offices by a third; make American manufacturing the cleanest and most efficient in the world; and reduce American oil consumption by a third, but I don't believe her because THAT BITCH WILL SAY ANYTHING TO GET ELECTED!

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6. Nuclear Weapons

TRUMP:
Has repeatedly threatened to use them in Europe and the Middle East, but just calm down, Chicken Little, he's not really going to use them because that would be unthinkably horrible and deep down, he's really a decent man.

CLINTON:
She's promised to work for global nuclear disarmament and has in fact worked to ensure ratification of the New START treaty, but SHE'S LYING and deep down in her heart of hearts SHE CAN'T WAIT TO RAIN NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON ON EVERYBODY.

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7. Gun Safety

TRUMP:
Has called for more concealed weapons and fewer background checks, but he's just being funny. Endorsed by the NRA, but, whatever.

CLINTON:
So yeah, maybe as first lady, she co-convened a White House Summit on School Violence after the Columbine tragedy, and strongly defended the Brady Bill.

And yeah, sure, as senator, she co-sponsored and voted for legislation that would close the gun show loophole, voted against the immunity protections for gun dealers and manufacturers, and co-sponsored legislation to extend and reinstate the assault weapons ban.

And, admittedly, she currently has the endorsement of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, the Newtown Action Alliance, and Everytown for Gun Safety, and Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America.

BUT DON'T BE FOOLED! She's secretly taking donations from the NRA. Don’t believe me? Here's a rambling, 90-minute YouTube conspiracy video which PROVES IT.

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8. Reproductive Rights

TRUMP:
Promises to reverse Roe v. Wade and defund Planned Parenthood, but, this isn't really a big deal when you consider what a FASCIST NIGHTMARE we'll be living under when QUEEN HILLARY takes the throne! Ask yourself, are you really so lacking in principles that you'll allow the illusory threat of a right-wing bogeyman to SCARE YOU into voting for the TRUE fascist, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON? If so, I feel sorry for you. It must be terrible to live without a moral compass.

CLINTON:
As first lady of the United States, she led the U.S. delegation to the U.N. Fourth World Conference on Women in Beijing, where she proclaimed that “women’s rights are human rights.” She also advocated for the Family and Medical Leave Act, worked to increase funding for child care, and helped start the National Campaign to End Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy.

As senator from New York, she championed access to emergency contraception and voted in favor of strengthening a woman’s right to make her own health decisions. She also championed the Paycheck Fairness Act and co-sponsored the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. She fought for legislation to guarantee paid sick leave and paid parental leave for all federal employees.

And as secretary of state, Hillary made women’s rights a cornerstone of U.S. foreign policy.

But OMG can you seriously believe a word she's said after ALL THOSE LIES SHE'S TOLD?

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Dear Green Party friends: have I more or less gotten it right? If not, please advise."
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That seems even-handed, +Mike Irwin.

Also, I apologize for my earlier comment.
It clearly should have been Grope'O'Scope™
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When your response to "Black Lives Matter" is "All Lives Matter" but your response to "Blue Lives Matter" is cheering, you are a racist.
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I believe the media are deliberately trying to stir up trouble by only reporting death-by-cop of blacks, and ignoring the rest. The implication is clear: blacks are getting killed, not others. And after every announcement, we look forward to a protest that involves violence. Oh, the media cover those, too. Reminds me of "if there aren't any fires to report, start one!"
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Obviously haters are going to hate and I am not going to change any minds here but I loved the new Ghostbusters. And more importantly so did my 8 year old. She is a huge fan of the originals and she thought this one was great. She even caught a lot of the references and was excited when the old cast showed up. It was very funny and it had an awesome Die Hard 2 reference. And a cover of the original theme by Walk the Moon. I really recommend it for both fans of the originals and for people who have never seen them. Just a very, very enjoyable movie.
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This is my favorite bar in New Orleans. Great music, great drinks and the back patio is a great place to meet new people and talk with old friends.
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I love the Staybridge. We stay here every year for Jazz Fest and it's always a great experience. The staff is very helpful and friendly. The rooms are always very clean and they are large. The have free food for a couple hours at night during the week and their breakfast buffet is tasty. Their business center computers are a bit slow and their wireless isn't great. But it's New Orleans. Go outside.
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