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Matthew DeVries
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you.
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you.

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AMP is such a miserable user experience. Dear #Google why can't you disable it in #Chrome? 

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Watching ESPN any more is like overhearing a conversation in the booth behind you in a language you were once fluent in but haven't spoken in 10 years. "He either said, 'My father is 47 years old' or 'My potato has 47 assholes'"

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Every one of these terrible upstart shows that Maggie Lawson kills just twists the knife more. We could have had 3 more great seasons of Psyche. sigh

#MaggieLawson #Psyche

:( Community is pretty dead

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+Stephanie Van Pelt It's old so I'm sure you've seen it, but just in case not, this is pure gold. I start every morning with it.

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This was some very disappointing rhetoric from former Secretary #MadelineAlbright Madeline Albright. She is someone though who has earned enough ethical and leadership capital that I won't write her off forever, but this was disappointing to hear nontheless. 

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Every time Peyton Manning beats Tom Brady I almost completely forget the time he violently sexuality assaulted a woman in a full locker room and then paid to cover it up. Wait, no I don't.
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