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Matt Walker
Works at Various Clubs
Attended Carnegie Mellon
Lives in Whittier, CA
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Should I make a strawberry pie before or after I make pancakes? This is the difficult decision I need to make this morning.
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Will trade laughs for monies. $5 gets you 45 minutes of funny. Includes an option to purchase as a gift. You should do that for everyone on your list.
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Let me begin by saying Im sorry. Im truly deeply unequivocally sorry. I apologize to the people I offend with this essay and I apologize to the people who arent sure why theyre...
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As a friend and mentor, Jay Leno helped me countless times
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Adam Cole/NPR By Michaeleen Doucleff Holy moly! There's a case of Ebola in the U.S.! That first reaction was understandable. There's no question the disease is scary. The World Health Organization ...
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A brief guide to a popular alternative system of remedies based on a nineteenth-century concept that has no scientific validity.
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You should have gone to my show Saturday. Go to the next one to have this much fun.
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The Dirtiest Show on Earth is back for some raw, edgy, in-your-face comedy, with comics you've seen on BET, Comedy Central, Amazon Prime, and heard on SiriusXM. Tickets are $10 at the door, but if you tell us you want to go, we'll put you and your guests on a list to get in for half off!
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Work
Occupation
Comedian, Internet Marketer
Employment
  • Various Clubs
    Stand-up Comedian, 2003 - present
  • SBA Network
    VP, Technology, 2002 - present
  • Accesspoint
    Director of Product Development and Training, 1998 - 2002
Places
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Currently
Whittier, CA
Previously
Pico Rivera, CA - Pittsburgh, PA
Story
Tagline
Harsh, but funny.
Introduction
Stand-up comedian, actor, and critic...of everything.  Once described as, "Harsh, but funny."
Bragging rights
5 time Academic Decathlon medalist. But really, no one cares.
Education
  • Carnegie Mellon
    Mechanical Engineering, 1992 - 1996
  • University of Pittsburgh
    1997 - 1997
  • El Rancho High School
    1988 - 1992
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Looking for
Friends, Dating, A relationship, Networking
Birthday
July 9
Relationship
Single
Apps with Google+ Sign-in
  • Grim Legends 2
  • EvoCreo - A Monster Battle RPG
  • Knights of Pen and Paper +1
  • Hitman GO
  • Shortyz
  • Time Mysteries 3
  • Island
  • Clockwork Tales
  • Time Mysteries 2
  • Don't get fired!
  • Brave Bomb
  • Deadly Puzzles:Toymaker
  • Time Mysteries
  • Leo's Fortune
  • You Must Build A Boat
  • Fallout Shelter
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GMO Scientists Could Save the World From Hunger, If We Let Them
www.newsweek.com

The gene-editing CRISPR technology will create crops that can feed us all.

An Introduction to Homeopathy - CSI
www.csicop.org

A brief guide to a popular alternative system of remedies based on a nineteenth-century concept that has no scientific validity.

American Comedy Co
americancomedyco.com

The Greatest Comedy Club in the Country

Mystery solved: 'Sailing stones' of death valley seen in action for the ...
phys.org

(Phys.org) —Racetrack Playa is home to an enduring Death Valley mystery. Littered across the surface of this dry lake, also called a 'playa,

Pounding Gaza – World’s Largest Open-Air Prison | The Nader Page
blog.nader.org

An already troubling humanitarian crisis has intensified with the Israeli bombardment of Gaza, an area about twice the size of the District

Texas woman who sent ricin gets 18 years in prison
bigstory.ap.org

TEXARKANA, Texas (AP) — A Texas woman who had minor acting roles in film and television was sentenced Wednesday to 18 years in prison for se

We’re all made of chemicals - Shot of Science
shotofscience.com

Why is it that “synthetic” chemicals get a bad rep? →

Natalie Peyton: Miss COED
coed.com

[misscoed] [mc-widget label = 'excerpt'] Natalie is a gorgeous 24-year-old actress, producer, and comedian currently living in Venice...

TheMetaPicture.com
themetapicture.com

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Bye bye, Blogger | Matt Walker
funnymatt.com

Blogger, we had a nice run. I started using you in 2003, and you've been good. You haven't changed all that much, but times have. So now, I'

Orion Wordpress Theme | FabThemes.com
www.fabthemes.com

Orion is our new fully responsive wordpress theme. A responsive theme means it will adjust the theme layout according to the screen size of

DWP is moving ahead with plans for Owens Valley solar plant
articles.latimes.com

MANZANAR, Calif. - Over the objections of critics, Los Angeles is moving ahead with plans to build a $680-million 200-megawatt solar energy

Spotlighting a law that stripped U.S.-born women of citizenship
www.latimes.com

The Expatriation Act of 1907 required a woman who married a foreigner to "take the nationality of her husband."

Luenell Wants New Comedians To Pay Their Dues
dalaughingbarrel.com

Luenell thinks some should pay their dues before making it big in comedy. After a upcoimng comedian sent her a message on twitter saying, "h

Alec Baldwin: Good-bye, Public Life
www.vulture.com

This is the last time I’m going to talk about my personal life in an American publication ever again.

Did a great job at my grandmother's house. They were able to diagnose the problem, fix it, and all at a reasonable price. I will definitely use them again if I need a plumber.
Public - a month ago
reviewed a month ago
My father requested that we get him cremated in the least expensive way possible with no frills when he passed away. Unfortunately, that time came earlier this year, and I was lucky enough to find Cedar Hills Mortuary online when looking for a direct cremation provider. I called them, they e-mailed me a bunch of paperwork to fill out, and I sent it back later that day. About a week and a half later we were able to pick up my father's cremains and they now reside on a bookshelf where he would have wanted to be. It was simple, inexpensive, and they did a great job in making it happen. If you want a no frills direct cremation, it's hard to beat them.
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Public - 7 months ago
reviewed 7 months ago
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