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Something to watch while installing Windows 10
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Maybe I should relax
This could be " The Answer "
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Stopped in as i was driving by (in the market for a new ride)

They had a used car that caught my eye.  I Said I was interested in a test drive.

The sales rep flat out refused to show me the car, and insisted there was one on the lot that would be better suited to me.  (there was not a huge disparity between price, though the first i thought was a bit high) 

He then proceeded to take me to the dirtiest, higher mileage car on the lot, with cigarette ash in the back seat, a smell i couldn't define, and of all things....  pubic hair stuck to various places on the driver side doors.  

edit: the dirty car is 3 years old and selling for [nearly] as much as a new car of the same make and model 

re:edit  seems to be some confusion about what model they actually have on the lot

I can't say what their business model is, but they clearly do no want my business.

Not to worry +North End Subaru , you will not be getting it. 
Not now. Not ever.

#customerservice   #customerexperience   #fail  
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the reason 'that new car smell' is sought after  is that the used car smell is pretty much pure bullshit.
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+David Anders i'll see your little house on the prairie, and raise you a home on the range 
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do I hear a "Deeluxe apartment in the sky?"
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0.o     Yeah!?
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Crazy. Right, +Daniel Sprouse​ ?
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WHAT DOES THE SPLEEN DO?
It primarily filters the blood… takes away the not so good erythrocytes (RBC). Now, why is this necessary? Well, seeing as your RBC’s dont have a nucleus, the cells usually have a lifespan of about 120 days. So you gotta filter them out to replace with new ones.
Can YOU live without the spleen?
You CAN live without it, the question is… Can it live without YOU? :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEi_4Cyx4Uw

#spleen   #anatomy   #surgery   #OR  
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I thought it was a severed pecker before reading.



I'll unclench at some point. 
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Schrödinger's cat says there's still time to turn back....
.... maybe
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+Charlie Hoover only had time to do the install and a quick glance over to see what may have been "eaten"  so far it looks like it was respectful of settings, files, and installed programs.  
there was a small issue with some AMD driver bundled bloatware (though that was expected)

i like what i've seen, but will need time to figure out where everything's been moved to
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Yeah.... Tried this method of update 15 years ago.
I am not relaxed
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same could be said for a number of Unix-knockoffs...
i know openSUSE wants my Microsoft.
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And then what happened +Newegg ?
Perhaps it was routed though the BermudaTriangle,  or failed to take that left turn at Albuquerque.

#newegg   #customerexperience   #fail  
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The sorting hat couldn't determine if it should be a slytherin or ravenclaw.
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Donor Rank 15286 of 1759074

finally broke into the top 1%...   woot.
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Sounds about right. 
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Good riddance puck lights,
You will not be missed
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Gingerbread House Template (8.5 x 11)
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/gingerbread-house-recipe.html

from the comments
"My advice to novice bakers would be: roll out to 1/4 inch "
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Worked out really well so far... Haven't actually begun assembly yet though
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"you're perfect yes it's true; but without me you're only you"
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"I am a teller of stories, a weaver of dreams. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather I can stand on my head. I know seven words of Latin, I have a little magic, and a trick or two. I know the proper way to meet a Dragon, I can fight dirty but not fair, I once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute. I am not domestic, I am a luxury, and in that sense, necessary." 
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