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Matt Fugate
Attended University of MN - Twin Cities
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It's been long enough since my girls were this age that I can share this now. Warning: yelling children. Promise: their comedic timing is inadvertently impeccable.
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Awwww...I'm blushing.
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Some stats regarding Stephen Elop from Forbes:
Compensation for 2013
Salary:  $1,105,171
Bonus:  $769,217
Restricted stock awards:  $5,385,660
All other compensation:  $121,765
Option awards:  $2,197,691
Change in pension value and nonqualified deferred compensation earnings:  $75,554
Total Compensation:  $9,655,058
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Defacement of government property for Christ!
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Look closely for the conundrum. 
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PELMANISM!!!
Do YOU have a SHORT ATTENTION SPAN? Well read these SEVERAL HUNDRED WORDS about how to FIX that.
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Kah-BOOM.
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Free track! You can buy the whole album (or just single tracks like Wallpaper Now!) here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/believement/id900708621
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Matt Fugate - Three Children, One Teen
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My wife thinks I'm smarter than she is. There's only one way in which I'm smarter than her is that I know for a fact that she's smarter than me. Share and enjoy.
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With apologies to Basil, Sybil, Polly and Manuel.
Back in May, we found that a mama duck had made a nest by our house. I was a bit skeptical about the whole arrangement. In the first place, she chose a location that was fairly exposed -- the mulched area at the front of our ...
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He was a recurring character on the Steve Allen show. As you may imagine, "why NOT?" is the catch phrase that gets the studio audience ROLLING. This is odd, since there is no intrinsic humor in it, even in context. The bits all follow a similar pattern. He's a doctor he's a lawyer he's an Indian chief. Standard absurdist bait-and-switch jokes.

Very funny in small doses, but holy cow, did it wear thin. I laughed out loud at the first track, and sat in stony silence for every other one on side one. Does side two get better? I doubt I'll ever know.

Still, if I see a comedy record, I am compelled to buy it. If I don't already have it, I mean. I learned that lesson with The First Family. 
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Comedian
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  • Comedian, present
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Minneapolis, MN
Previously
La Crosse, WI
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Still pushing that boulder
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Hi. I'm a comedian and wage-slave. You can find out about the comedy part here:  www.mattfugate.com
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I'm in a comedy mid-life crisis
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  • University of MN - Twin Cities
  • Central High School - La Crosse, WI
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