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The Google Gadget Giveaway - Watch Netflix Like a Boss with a Nexus 9, Chromecast & $100 Google Play Card
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In which I eat chocolate-covered crickets and mealworms.

Pretty tasty, not unlike eating a Crunch bar. I would cheerfully eat a bowl of those mealworms. 
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I can't believe you didn't save any for me.
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My son, the Dalek. 
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So this is how it starts.
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Our unofficial mascot here at Critical Hits, since the beginning, has been the powerful combination of an Umber Hulk riding a Bulette.
Our unofficial mascot here at Critical Hits, since the beginning, has been the powerful combination of an Umber Hulk riding a Bulette.
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Much better idea for #Thor: have Freya take over instead of Angela. Change name of comic to "STOP! OR MY MOM WILL MJÖLNIR!"
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Eat your heart out, Banksy. 
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Biting social commentary with just a touch of whimsy.
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Weird Al kicked thunderous butt.
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Conversations I am not caffeinated enough to handle at 6:30am:

"Dad, can you milk a dolphin?"
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"Technically, yes. But they aren't very happy about it."

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"How about we go down to Sea World and try?"
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BEHOLD. I HAVE ICE BUCKET'D. 

I forgot to mention in the video that Sam really wanted to call me out yesterday and I asked him not to, but he is pretty happy about getting to dump water on my head today so I think I'm forgiven. 

Many thanks to +Zack Peterson and +Micah Wedemeyer for answering my call. I will post this and any further responses on direflail.com

Again, please donate to alsa.org (or whatever organization fits your conscience best). MOST IMPORTANTLY, bother your congress-creature into making sure ALS research is well funded. That will make all this ice bucket money look like loose change.
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HA! "Grootloose." #GotG  
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Solution to #StarWarsVII delays: Han breaks his leg. Chewie Hodors him around the galaxy.
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I'd prefer a big hover vest like Baron Harkonnen, Dune style.
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Father, Husband, Coder, Karateka, Gamer, Blogger, Defender of the Secrets of Castle Greyskull
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Matt is the sort of man who has openly wondered aloud about his own armor class in front of his own grandmother. Despite this, he has still managed to somehow become both married and a father. By day, he develops web applications. By night, web applications develop him.
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Thunderous nerd. Proud dad of an awesome boy.
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  • Angry Birds Stella
  • Goat Simulator
Used to be one of my favorite Mexican restaurants, then they changed their menu. Sorry guys, I don't need chipotle powder or pepper or whatever it is you are doing to the Burrito Grande. Serve what you did before and I'll love you forever. :(
Food: Poor - FairDecor: GoodService: Excellent
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
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