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Xcode has started sending me text messages. No, I don't know how.
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Hey guys! Guys!

Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger use a Sousaphone?

"It's not a tuba!"

crickets

Ok... how 'bout this one...

Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger use Lyft?

"It's not an Ubah!"

crickets intensify
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I've found David Attenborough's successor... (Warning: adult language)
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Savage.
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Muahaha ! Love it !
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Dear Facebook/Oculus,

$599?! Nope.

I'll wait for the VIVE.

Love,

Me
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Tomorrow...

"Hey, Matt! I haven't seen you at all this year!"

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I don't understand smart mirrors. How much time do you people spend in front of your mirrors during the day?
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you don't want to ask, you'll scare yourself with the answers o.O
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Some companies are trying to develop omnidirectional treadmills for VR.

You know what we really need?

Huge Hamster balls. :P
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Perfect way to play Jurassic World, VR edition.
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John Legere, CEO of T-Mobile USA, doesn't know who or what the EFF is?

Maybe it's time to school him on the EFF...

...possibly at the University level?

...put together a little EFF U for John Legere?

Right guys?

Guys?

*crickets*
In a colorful selfie video released today, John Legere, CEO of T-Mobile, got riled up and demanded to know who EFF is.
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"Well, Google Fiber's data cap is infinity times larger than yours, Comcast."
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