Congrats for adopting the Apple apologist position. The problem is, dear chap, they've called this thing a Macbook. The last Macbooks were bristling with ports. They had USB, firewire, mini DVI, optical audio and more. Then we had the Macbook Air, which is supposed to be Apple's sub-brand of ultra portable. The Air is a current model and has USB 3 and Lightning ports.
This new Macbook is actually a tablet-like device. The PCB is about the size of a playing card. It's got a netbook/tablet CPU. No ports at all. It costs 50% more than the Air.
I have no doubt it has a market but essentially this is a netbook, or a Chromebook, for about four times more money. It's stupid.
Which isn't to say that the Air and the Macbook Pro aren't great, they are. I just don't see why one has to worship at the altar of Apple when they do retarded moneygrabbing stuff like this. I apologise if that doesn't fit with your world view.