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Maryan Pelland
Works at Ontext
Attended NIU, U of I
Lives in Northern IL
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After the lonnnnng Chicago winter, I just want to sit outside and read a great book. But I can't find a great book to read.
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Looking for the perfect career? I always wanted to be a lawyer and the NY Times seems to think the right time is now. 
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Attention: Mirriam Webster says "apricot" rhymes loosely with "astronaut" and "avocado" rhymes loosely with "bravo" (at least the "a" does). There is no "r" in the second syllable of "sherbet." "Realtor" has only two syllables, not three (as in "reel let ter." Carry on.
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Mirriam needs to get out more.  There are ads running here that say "let a 'ree all tore' help you".
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Random sound bites run on my system in Chrome. Tried ev scan known and cant get rid of. Any ideas??
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Hillary said at the end of your life, what matters is your relationships...all of them. She said she has loved and been loved—and the rest of it, ALL the rest, is just background music.
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This is my current project. It's from a kit, but a kit so poorly made that you just aobut have to redesign the entire thing to get it to work. About half done, and not unhappy with it.
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Give this blog pos t a look. We found some interesting legal careers you didn;t think of. There' good money attached, along with strong experience to build resumes. A three minute read.
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A review:
Angie's List online is on the edge of worthless.

 I found a discount to join it when I was looking for a new doctor. Very glad I didn't pay their full rate; I spent ten bucks and I wish I had bought a couple of cofees instead.

The site is buggy and unreliable. The reviews, many of them, are one liners and written very vaguely. The free reviews on sites like Google are more helpful if you dig past the obvious nutty ones. Angie's list sends a bunch of spammy emails everyday, and though you pay to access the site, the amount of pop up advertising is tres annoying. I read that consumer reporting agencies have also said the site can be skewed by the businesses listed. Pass on this.
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Well, good morning eveyrone on Google+. For those wondering where the heck I've been for a month..I'll tell you. I have three new book contracts pending, one starts next week. I took on two or three social media, SEO (today's SEO, not stuffing keywords). Doing web content for an attorney.

So I'm busy up to my eyelashes and not much time to do my own social media, which I know I will regret as time goes on. Also decided to take an in depth pottery-building class and began a new dollhouse project for my grand daughter. 

As much as I love exchanging info and keeping involved with digital publishing and the new SEO, I simply can't do much of it right now. Keep me in your loops, I do read everything that is directed at me. Let me know if I can help you with anything.

Cheers!
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ty +Enrique Pelaez -these were shot by my skillful husband
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Mentor, muse, and resource for authors, writers, non-writers, and ghostwriters
Introduction
I help authors, writers, ghostwriters, and self publishers make sense of the complications in our 21st Century book industry, with emphasis on ebooks of all kinds. You can see my home on the Web at OnText.com and discover the Your Life Story project or tweet me - @mkpelland. Everyone has a book in their head or heart - let's find it!
Bragging rights
World's first digital grandparent. Three decades book industry experience. Twelve books, even more ebooks. Nearly 1k bylines in major publications. Prize winning authors in my stable of clients. I've almost found the definitive secret to e publishing photography-rich ebooks. Keep watching and I'll show you how.
Education
  • NIU, U of I
    Certified Ghostwriter http://www.ccpe.csulb.edu/continuinged/course_listing/programdescription.aspx?Course_ID=38824&course_version=1
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Gender
Female
Other names
Koehler, Buczek
Work
Occupation
developmental editor and author mentor, ghostwriter
Skills
Book development, self publishing, POD, author coaching, developmental editing, ghostwriting, web enhancement, content expert,
Employment
  • Ontext
    Author mentor/owner, 2002 - present
    I bust my derierre helping authors succeed in today's publishing and helping non-authors and non writers get their brilliant ideas into books.
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Northern IL
Previously
Chicago and the Midwest - Chicago,Tampa,Biloxi,Greece,Italy,Spain.Yugoslavia,Wisconsin,Minnesota
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Beautiful Life - My Chrome Theme
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Add a personal touch to your browser. Create and share custom themes for Google Chrome with your own photos and designs.

LeLivro—the Next Great Thing? Not If Their Contract Scares Writers and A...
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I just read a strong recommendation for a new website called LeLivro—a website that wants to change the way ebooks are vended—and I felt lik

End Piracy, Not Liberty – Google
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Millions of Americans oppose SOPA and PIPA because these bills would censor the Internet and slow economic growth in the U.S.. Two bills bef

Social Media News and Web Tips – Mashable – The Social Media Guide
mashable.com

Social Media news blog covering cool new websites and social networks: Facebook, Google, Twitter, MySpace and YouTube. The latest web techno

Roasted Brussels Sprouts
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Food Network invites you to try this Roasted Brussels Sprouts recipe from Ina Garten.

Media Matters for America
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A Progressive Research Center Correcting Right-Wing Lies and Conservative Misinformation in the Media.

Hire a Ghost, But Don’t Pimp the Process |
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If you  expend energy and money on a talented, professional ghostwriter to make your book shine, you must have a reason. Ghostwriters — good

Writing jobs people do better than computers – indexing |
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A blog called Editorial Inspirations has a terrific post about why a human can create a book index better than a computer can. If you are wr

About Google Play - Google Play Help
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Q: What is Google Play? A: Google Play is a new digital content experience from Google where you can find your favorite music, movies, books

Do Not Get Screwed when You Self Publish Your Book |
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Any writer or author researching how to self-publish or print-on-demand or POD a book is bound to end up dazed and confused. If you find you

Traditional publishing vs. self-publishing – which is best for writers? |
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Is it better for a writer to shop her book around to traditional publishing houses or to dive in and self-publish or use a publish on demand

Sell Your Writing but Don’t Just Do It for the Money | Ontext ghostwriti...
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Part 4 of The Business of Writing — Why writing is better when it's not just for the money. (This is a special guest post by one of our favo

Quick Secrets of How to Get Published ASAP |
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The secret to writing success lies partly in having interesting things to write about whenever you need them, but success comes mostly from

Getting One-Up on MS Word 2010: Taming the MSWORD Ribbon |
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Get a grip on the MSWord ribbon Some writers and authors using Office 2010, or more specifically, MS Word 2010 or 2007, wrangle with the rib

Easy steps to publish your ebook for Kindle readers | Ontext ghostwritin...
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Don't panic. You wrote your ebook, had the ebook professionally edited, polished the ebook to a gloss and you feel ready to publish that ebo

Selling Your Writing: Taking the Plunge — Preparing to Write Full Time |...
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Part 3 of The Business of Writing – Taking the Plunge — Preparing to Write Full Time. (This is a special guest post by one of our favorite w

What You Must Know About Being or Hiring a Ghostwriter | Ontext ghostwri...
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How do you become an author, freelance writer, or ghostwriter? Sue Everywoman was let go from her legal secretary job after 10 years of loya

Self-Publishing — Making Your Bones |
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I guess analogy sort of makes publishing like the mafia. I don't know if I would draw that connection too broadly, but there is this one sim

Business of Writing – How to Make a Living as an Author or Writer |
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So You Want to Write for Money? (This is a special guest post by one of our favorite writers. Grant will visit once or twice a month and exp

Heartfelt high five to Geogia's restaurant in Algonquin where we had lunch today. They close at 2:30pm - shortly after that, they asked each guest if they'd care to take home some of the soup of the day so it wouldn't have to be discarded. Not at a discount, just as a gift. What an awesome way for business people to behave! I will go there every chance I get for the very friendly service and the perfectly lovely attitude. The food? We had mousaka and spanako. It's competently cooked, though, for me, it could be seasoned and flavored better. But at those low prices, it's fine.
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Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago
Had an appointment for grooming, but my mother-in-law died and I lost track of time that day. The groomer called me, I apologized over and over, said I'd come right in, and I got my a** chewed for being late. I'll never go back.
Public - 11 months ago
reviewed 11 months ago
This was, for ages, our favorite place, Mexican or other. Recently, we've observed some staff issues that are causing poor service and a loss of the friendly atmosphere. We seldom stop in any more, but we miss the good food, well prepared. Maybe they'll get it ironed out. (4-5-2013)
Food: Very goodDecor: GoodService: Good
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
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I went to the Barn because their past reputation was good. But I'm unhappy. I purchased, among other things, a package of something labeled "Fairy Mulch" for fairy gardens. About 2 ounces for $3.00. Turns out it's cocoa chips, plain old, which sell for around $3.00 for a couple of cubic feet. I used the stuff to make a path through a fairy garden that took hours of work and many good plants and collectible accessories. Next day (24 hrs after adding it to the garden) the fairy mulch had a one-inch thick coat of hairy mold on it - the entire path was a sea of mold. I am in the process of replacing plants and resetting the garden. I feel so ripped off and so gullible. A pleasant girl at the Barn said they have never had a quality issue. Well, guess what? Now they do.
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Quality: Poor to fairAppeal: Poor to fairService: Good
Public - 11 months ago
reviewed 11 months ago
I have icky hair - fine, flyaway. I always look for a stylist who has been in the business for a while. I called here, asked if I could make an appt w a stylist who has been in the business for at least ten years, they sd yes. When I came in, they assigned me to a very young girl who rolled here eyes when I told her what my concerns were as far as shape, texture, style. she called another stylist over who asked, "what's your problem?" She was cold and curt. I was embarrassed by this time and pretty sure I wouldn't get a great cut because they were annoyed already. The staff here seems to be easily annoyed - I wonder if they're overbooked and feeling too tired? Anyway, this isn't the place for me. I went to another salon that day, asked the same questions and expressed the same concerns. They couldnt have been nicer, and my hair ended up looking terrific. Ladies, listen to your customers!
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago