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Mary Johnstone
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In the past two weeks I have lost or destroyed both my Rx glasses and Rx sunglasses. 

The glasses were lost to a car running over them while I was playing Ingress, glory be to the Resistance.

The sunglasses were lost at a strip club in Boston around 2 am.

My life is a special place.
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In the world of DeathRay Rx means Radiation Prescription ... what kind of glasses were those exactly ?!?!
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PAX East
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How was it?
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I really do love traveling to Boston. It's nice to have a sunny day to get over the redeye flight.
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I'm on leave so my desk is yours.
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So I decided to make a breakfast casserole. I've never made this specific recipe before, but here's to hoping it turns out pretty well. 

My apartment smells like  the Jimmy Dean's Maple Sausage I cooked up yesterday. It is a good thing.
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This casserole tasted amazing and anyone who's about to go dig ditches or drive cattle all day should eat a plateful. Everyone else should take just a small slice :-)
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Hey lookie! Spring!
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I should get back to Cambridge one of these days.  How was the cocktail?

+1 for proper attire.
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It's spring - that means I walk around and share pictures of flowers.
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Drive to Mt Vernon first sunny weekend you get.
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Reasons I missed my bus stop today:

The Eye of the World (Wheel of Time) on +Audible

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A mobile version of 2048.
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I prefer Threes :P.

I found the last 3 books (Sanderson's) to be much easier to get through than Jordan's. I felt the ending was as it should be. I also felt one could have removed at least two books of material from the series and still had the same payoff.... But that's just me.
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Let's talk about how much I love my company (and obviously maps).

Go catch 'em all!
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Thanks so much for the helpful hints, Vivian! and Mary, I wholeheartedly concur.
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While walking through Belltown, +Gus Hartmann and I treed a raccoon. 

We were not expecting this.
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The raccoon gangs on Capitol Hill are more ornery. You can hardly chase them up a telephone pole beyond arm's reach. Also, they have a taste for yard-chicken.
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Work
Occupation
Breakin' everything.
Employment
  • Google
    Corporate Engineer, 2010 - present
  • Environmental Systems Corp
    Engineer II, 2006 - 2010
  • University of Tennessee
    IT Technologist, 2005 - 2006
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Currently
Seattle, WA
Previously
Annandale, VA - Kingsport, TN - Knoxville, TN
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Offensively Chipper
Introduction
I talk about beer, sports, animals, and ITish things. I'm painfully liberal.

Sports:
University of Tennessee
Tennessee Titans
Nashville Predators
Duke Blue Devils
Washington Nationals
Seattle Sounders FC
Memphis Grizzlies?

Video Games:
Live, PSN, Steam: chimirick

Whiskey and risk; ennui and impatience. 
Bragging rights
I keep falling upwards.
Education
  • University of Tennessee - Knoxville
    Computer Engineering, 2001 - 2005
  • Dobyns-Bennett High School, Kingsport, TN
    1998 - 2001
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Female
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chimirick, mmmjstone, titty whiskey
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Google Play Music
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Google Play Music makes it easy to discover, play and share the music you love on Android and the web. With our new All Access service, you

Chromecast
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Chromecast is the easiest way to enjoy online video and anything from the web on your TV. Plug it into any HDTV and control it with your exi

Maps
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The newly designed Google Maps app for Android phones and tablets makes navigating your world faster and easier. Find the best spots in town

American Athlete in Moscow Dedicates His Silver Medal to His Gay Friends...
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Think Progress: A top American distance runner dedicated the silver medal he won at the track and field World Championships in Moscow to his

A Cartoon About Sports
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From Molly Brooks, a cartoon about sports. Specifically, hockey.

How MLS Made Sure Clint Dempsey Landed In Seattle
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SI's Grant Wahl has the tick-tock on how Clint Dempsey ended up a Seattle Sounder, in a deal that caught everyone by surprise. It's a great

The Charlotte Hornets Are Coming Back
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Today's the day: after a decade of existence as the Bobcats, the franchise will officially receive league approval to change its name, and b

Sinfest
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All contents © copyright 2000-2012 by Tatsuya Ishida/Museworks. No duplication, reproduction, or reprinting of Sinfest strips and/or related

A Softer World: 983
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joey. I wrote the gayest book you will ever read. It's called The Complete Lockpick Pornography, and it is two books about dealing with homo

Bruins fans watched loads of porn after losing Stanley Cup to Blackhawks
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As sports fans, we cope with defeat in different ways. In Boston after Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final, they coped with the sweet embrace of

Microsoft pulls big 180 with Xbox One DRM policy reversal
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After much pressure, Microsoft has revised its previously-announced DRM, preowned game usage and online check-in policies for Xbox One.

Phoenix Coyotes moving to Seattle? Roenick reportedly part of Plan B for...
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During their press availability before Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final on Wednesday, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and Deputy Commissioner B

Google I/O
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May 15-17, 2013. Registration opens on March 13, 2013 at 7:00 AM PDT (GMT-7). In the meantime, be sure to set up your Google+ and Google Wal

The Humble Indie Bundle #3 (pay what you want for five awesome indie games)
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Pay what you want for some awesome games and help support two charities. All of the games are DRM-free and support Mac, Windows, and Linux.

Impasse
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Impasse. Impasse is a minimalist puzzle game. Discover the rules as you go and make your way to the goal of each level. A game by Wanderland

Stuff I Learned From Video Games
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Who says video games don't teach you anything?

Penny Arcade - Mindcraft
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