Paddy's Day is on March 17th, which isn't a long walk from here. Important things to remember:
· It's http://paddynotpatty.com
· Pin some shamrock to your shirt on the day. If you can't find any, just wear something green.
· Don't get drunk. It's a family event.
· Everyone's welcome in the parade, but intrigue and prejudice control the marching order.
Beannachtaí Fhéile Phádraig agaibh go léir!