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Mark Wilson
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Attended University of Western Ontario
Lives in Colfax, IL
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Steven Seagal is...Out For Justice!
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Wall of sound reverb with jangly guitars? Don't mind me. I'll just be gazing at my shoes. 
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Inane trivia of the day

Rickety Cricket is married to Emily Deschanel.

Way to go, Cricks!
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I can do without zoey singing but I do like them as actresses
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Your Moment of Zen

Vladimir Putin sings Blueberry Hill.

Drops mic.
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For mutual funds, count on...clownpenis.fart 

A lot of investment companies rushed onto the Internet, but Dillon and Edwards took their time. Sure, when they were ready, there was one web address left, but it's one you can count on. 
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Don't make fun of what I choose to invest in!
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When Yelp reviews go wrong

Pretty sure this guy meant his wife...or maybe not. I never realized Yelp reviews could reveal so much.
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+Jeremy Hodges Bingo! We have a wiener.
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+Jeremy Hodges 2 Chipotle burritos in one sitting, huh? 

This kid is raising the stakes (or is it steaks in this case?).
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+Jeremy Hodges YOLO!
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The reports of Newman's demise have been greatly exaggerated. 

Wayne Knight is alive and well. Go about your day.

https://twitter.com/iWayneKnight

#WayneKnight  
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The only way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day!
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MRW when I read comments on news stories

I read an article on Al Jazeera (first mistake) entitled On uses and abuses of historical memory.  

You can read it here: http://aje.me/NhA7ZZ

The crux of the article suggested that comparing Russians to Nazis is historically inaccurate and a slap in the face to victims of the Nazis.

The next mistake was reading the comments following the article. This gem stood out:

"...it is the Israeli Jewish Zionist Mossad creating all this trouble in Kiev. Hillary Clinton IS Jewish Israeli Zionist Extremist. The West is simply JEALOUS of Vladimir Putin and Russia . Russia had only good intentions for Ukraine. It is The West causing these problems."

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+Dana Blankenhorn I've read sources that claim 70,000. I hope the protests continue. It's good to know there are some Russians who aren't willing to blindly follow an authoritarian like Putin. 
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Freelance Writer
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Absurdist modelling, being mundane, combing my own hair, making change.
Employment
  • Writing District
    Freelance Writer, 2011 - present
  • University of Western Ontario
    2008 - 2011
  • Citigroup
    2004 - 2005
  • Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce
    2003 - 2004
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Colfax, IL
Previously
London, ON - Ottawa, ON - Montreal, QC - Blenheim, ON - Etobicoke, ON
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The Ralph Malph of Generation X
Introduction
Disclaimer: If you're trying to harvest my organs and sell them, I have an uncle who's a cop so don't even try it.

Canadian expat from London, Ontario now living in the Midwest. 

My interests include throwing tridents, stockpiling my own blood, gas masks, collecting black market kidneys, and ramen noodles.

I believe in the psychological power of rock 'n' roll, Satanic cults, and the Oxford comma.

Things I post:
  • Music - Britpop, shoegaze, new wave, synthwave, Black Metal, post-punk
  • Film & TV - documentaries, genre cinema, horror, foreign, Mad Men, 24, Broadchurch, The Americans, Homeland
  • News, Journalism & History - Cold War, Russia, Soviet Union, WWII, CIA, military intelligence
  • Canadians - send me your favourite poutine recipe
  • Productivity - lifehacks, startup news, the cult of GTD, writing
  • 1980's pop culture - Stuck in the '80s podcast, Mr. Belvedere, Night Court, Duran Duran, hair metal
  • Absurd Humour
Bragging rights
Mr. Belvedere is the light of my life.
Education
  • University of Western Ontario
    History, 1994 - 1998
  • Algonquin College
    Journalism, 2003 - 2004
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Male
Looking for
Friends, Networking
Birthday
July 30, 1975
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Married
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Protector 101
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The Retroist | Retro Blog and Podcast
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Radio Archives: The Adventures Of Doc Savage Review (1985). Posted on September 7, 2011 by VicSage. A huge thank you to our friends over at

Khodorkovsky - Official Trailer [HD]
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David Faustino | Worst Rappers in History | Comcast.net
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Who knew that inside the man best known as Bud Bundy was a budding awful rapper just waiting to emerge? And emerge he did in 1992 under the

M83 - Midnight City (Clip Officiel)
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Le clip officiel du groupe M83 pour son morceau "Midnight City".

Closet Cooking: Pancetta and Porcini Potato Gratin
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Tweet. Pin It. The next dish in my Thanksgiving dinner was not the prettiest dish but it may just have been the tastiest one! This potato gr