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The rules to the first batch of #Obsidian anomalies have been announced.

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Agents, the rules for the upcoming Obsidian anomalies on 27 FEB 2016 have been uncovered.

They were obtained from a confidential IQ Tech source who handed them to Agents in Washington DC at the conclusion of an exciting special mission. Learn more about that in this week’s Weekly Wrap up by P. A. Chapeau (http://bit.ly/pacweekly)

For a downloadable copy of the rules and a recount of the events that took place please go to http://investigate.ingress.com. The Hamamatsu, Japan document has not yet been declassified. We have been advised that the release of this information is imminent.

#IngressObsidian
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Agents, due to escalating concerns by the World Health Organization regarding the Zika virus, and the challenges it presents, the #Obsidian Rio event has been reclassified as a Satellite Flash Shard anomaly. The new Primary city for the events occurring on 27 FEB will be Seattle, WA where Susanna Moyer will be making her appearance. The Seattle event will also be a Flash Shard anomaly.

If you previously purchased a Supporter Kit for Rio we will be refunding your purchases in full over the next several days. You will then be able to purchase Rio supporter kits at the lower Satellite price at: https://obsidianriosatellite.splashthat.com. No further action is required if you have already purchased a kit for Seattle, WA. The Seattle event and pricing has been changed to reflect a Primary XM Anomaly event and its features. Tickets can be reserved here: https://obsidianseattle.splashthat.com/
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This song makes me want to watch a western...
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1500+ media... I thought my collection of 100 (w/ ~20 +Joe Philley​ memorial ingress reports was insane).

#HeWatches #HeReads
 
Hello Agents,

This is a challenge to all of you, from the craziest Agent in Japan.... I, darkchaider from Enlightened, pursue and collect Media and my inventory is almost filled up with Them. Does anyone know other 'Media freak' with more love to Media than myself?
If not, I shall proudly be titled as the King of Media of this Ingress world.

Bye-bye-king!

darkchaider




Agent諸君

僕は日本でMediaを集めて回っているクレイジーなAgentだが、僕以上にMediaを持っているフリークはいるのだろうか?情報があれば教えて欲しい。

もしいないようであれば、ingressにおけるMedia王の称号は僕が頂くことにするよ!

それじゃ、バイバイキーン✨

darkchaider



#ingress
#Media
#MediaLove


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Our sources have confirmed that Jahan & The Acolyte will be present at the following XM Anomaly events on 2 APR 2016:
Jahan - Orlando, FL, USA
The Acolyte - Vienna, Austria

#IngressObsidian
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If you decide to play at the Rio satellite site, just be careful when a Wild Mosquito appears...
 
The Pokémon Company is set to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of the very first Pokémon video game this coming Feb. 27, 2016. A Neurogadget report notes that Nintendo could release the much-anticipated "Pokémon Go" augmented-reality game on the same date.
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Many people are giving their personal thoughts on #euphanasiaGate or whatever you want to call  #LindasPoorChoiceOfWords  so here is my stance/thoughts on the matter:

I'm not in favor of eugenics; however, I am in favor of spading, neutering, neutralizing, and the euthanization of smurf  portals.  If that makes me a monster, then so be it.  I like using my xmps.  :D

#portalMorghulis  

#TeamEnlightened   #enlightened   #ingressEnlightened  
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This week on the Ingress Report...

2.016 version of the IR is back, with Sojourner Suzy returning after a break so long that it's been 5 weeks since her last login and I was beginning to get worried about her...oh wait. Not really my line...

Dedicated journo that she is however she is back with a 10 minute loiter into the Land of Lore. Given the convoluted and confusioned state of the backstory this reporter is surprised it only took her 5 weeks to  untangle the snarled-up storylines and fish out enough scraps left over from all the shark jumping to give us a sense of WTF went on in 2.015. 

So pull up a MUFG, pour yourself a powercube and pop on a tinfoil hat, because here is the TL:DW:

• Hunk Johnson went to India on a N'zeer hunt and to get deets about a thingie called the #Darsana Point (no, it's not a place, and no, there are no lighthouse portals there). 
• In India he met the mysterious and smouldering Jahan, who said she would "assist him with his research". TWSS. 
• Really she's the flagwaving president of the N'zeer fanclub called the AntiMagnets, ah, AntiMagnus. 
• Jahan's posse believe that the N'zeer will end war, disease and world hunger for all humanity, sorta like a trans-dimensional legion of Miss Universe contestants. 
• Hank went off to try to find historical souvenirs of the N'zeer, only to find the shop was empty as members of the #13Magnus gang have swiped them all over the last few thousands of years. Ever resourceful though, Hank finds something that the 13Magnus missed on their pretty-thing purge: the #Shonin Stone.
• Turns out the AntiMagnets are the forerunners of the Resistance faction, and the 13Magnets are the predecessors of the Enlightened faction. Because, Magnets.
• Jahan pulled a gun on Hank and his mate Azmati, the leader of 13Magnets, and they all trot off to Afghanistan with the Shonin Stone to a cosy nest.
• Jahan fiddles around with the stone, which explodes resulting in some people in the Away Team dying and other more Sensitive and plotworthy characters being sucked into the portal network and sharded. Well, strange things do happen when stoned. Must be some ancient and powerful shit.
• Jahan didn't die because she is very plotworthy and photogenic so she ran off Persepolis to try and have another go at making a Transdimensional Toll Call to the N'zeer.
• In "it's complicated" Ingress relationship news, Klue got a divorce from ADA, and ADA shacked up with the N'zeer, after slapping Jahan out of the way. The year ended with ADA having a massive fall out with the N'zeer which made her sad and so ronery.
• And then, mike drop, it seems all those peeps hanging about in the portal network who were part of the original Niantic Project are all simulacrums and their bodies are in a place called #Abaddon , locked up in some statis tubes the likes of which we've never seen before except in major motion pictures like Minority Report, Alien and The Matrix. And now, on the #Obsidian anomaly series logo.
• Resistance POC for the Obsidian "Are you ready to ROCK?!!" anomaly series is Jahan, and the Enlightened POC is head Jarvis groupie, The Acolyte. (Just like Lady Gaga and Susanna Moyer, however, this reporter suspects that's not her real name).

Got all that? Good, because there will be a test, and it won't be multichoice. Don't worry if you don't score highly however, as you can #spoof your way through the storyline madness and play the actual game. Niantic doesn't mind. 


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Someone needs to make a TR-8R mosaic.
 
My newest banner art went live. Located in the suburbs of Salt Lake City. 
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