Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells", obviously.
Hellmouth opens wide,
In Sunnydale tonight.
Vamps and demons rise,
Apocalypse is nigh.
Rupert Giles' on watch,
The Scooby Gang's all here,
Angel, Spike, and Buffy
sing a slaying song tonight.
- School of Notorious AmbiguityJellyfish Juggling
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