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Undergraduate washing up liquid, I guess...
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Wrote the world's most inefficient MapReduce job today: used 60 machines to process 600kb of data! :-)
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Living on the US west coast leads to me continuing to discover the 2-5am programme of various European radio stations. Actually pretty decent - no ads at all at that time! :)
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maybe better music as well :)
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Had almost forgotten how tedious it is to get access to papers when not on a university network. Thank heavens for Shibboleth! (And the SRCF for its remote desktop service that allows me to get to PDFs behind tricky redirections.)
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Looks like some investors took "Google Plus" quite literally...
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It's weird to think that you are still before-TGIF.
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The SF public transport saga continues: Bought a Clipper Muni/BART combined monthly pass, but only the Muni part of it works and I still get charged for BART -- how can I either get it to work for BART or get the difference refunded?
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Went up to Berkeley today and had a tour of the campus (sadly, my camera's battery was flat), followed by a fun night of food, drink and games at +Martin Maas place :-) Good times!
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Oh, C++ virtual inheritance, my debugging nemesis, how I loathe thee.
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The best way to program in C++ is to write asm volatile("...", %eax) in each line and code in assembly.
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SF Muni adventures, episode #65: Bus driver has to ask passengers for directions.
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someone in SF doesn't have an iphone/googlemaps? weird. what is google doing about it?
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If you would like to help my research into personal data storage (on your computer or online), please participate in this study: http://www-dyn.cl.cam.ac.uk/~ms705/survey/
(Only takes 5-10 minutes, may do some good for the future & makes me very happy!)
Personal Storage Study. How can we deal with the plethora of digital data that we all produce and use every day? How can we organise our data? Can clever automations and visualizations help us? How ca...
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On the deck, in bright sunshine, looking over the bay and downtown San Francisco. For once, SF feels like it's actually in California! :) (panorama generated using the awesome Hugin tool)
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I'm in SF 2nd week of September - hopefully see you if you're still about!
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My project students all got special commendations for their Part II projects! Very proud of +James Bown, +Sebastian Hollington and +Valentin Dalibard! Congratulations! (I know I'm late with this, but only just saw the prize list!)
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Cheers Malte! :-) Many thanks once again for all your help throughout the year. And in response to your e-mail, feel free to put it up on your site (85/100).
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