I know myself. I’ve been the same person since I was 5, except now I can
buy my own candy, I’ve got boobs and I’m a much better driver. So every
year my New Year’s resolution is the same: Don’t make New Year’s
resolutions. Because whatever I could resolve to do that’s different than
my usual, I know I will cease doing within a few weeks. It’s not because
I’m lazy (which I am). It’s not because I’m not motivated (which I’m not).