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MICHAEL STEWART (mikeeeee)
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evil genius, absolute mess, cigar smoking over the hill BIKER, pastafarian, INTJ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU'RE INTO GOD IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM EXCEPT FOR THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE. IF YOU'RE A RIGHT WINGER GET FUCKIN' LOST AS WELL. IF YOUR BIO IS NOT AS THOROUGH AS MINE I GOT A SPECIAL CIRCLE JUST FOR YOU. re read if it hasn't sunk in. ENLIGHTENED
evil genius, absolute mess, cigar smoking over the hill BIKER, pastafarian, INTJ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU'RE INTO GOD IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM EXCEPT FOR THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE. IF YOU'RE A RIGHT WINGER GET FUCKIN' LOST AS WELL. IF YOUR BIO IS NOT AS THOROUGH AS MINE I GOT A SPECIAL CIRCLE JUST FOR YOU. re read if it hasn't sunk in. ENLIGHTENED

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being an INTJ is a real attribute that gives eternally, by being able to read others and slide through awkward everyday social situations with ease.

just did it on a WALMART checkout line and none of the others knew i was totally enraged and came out looking like a good guy.

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my earworm today.

was cutting grass this morning and this came up.

i replayed it 3 times.

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shrimp on da barbie
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HEAR HEAR!!!!!

ok dems one more reason to get off your collective asses and vote every chance you get.
As a lawyer, I want to comment on the death of Scalia, who is being lauded in the media right now, because the media is comprised mostly of morons. Clips of him hobnobbing w Cheney, then deciding Cheneys cases, cheerfully speaking out on abusing POW's, OK to what you want to prisoners of war, always voting against gays, equality, women, minorities, voting, always accepting unethical engagements and associations, lauding the death penalty and his view of God - pretty much thirty years of conservative buffoonery ,essentially a fat stooge in a robe.
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all we need now is for elizabeth warren to endorse the #BERNSTER.

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#FEELTHEBERN

back of my truck.

waaaaay better than s carson sticker on the back of a jap car.
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i wish people would quit comparing #ALLEWIS to #TEDCRUZ.

cruz aint a pimple on al lewis' ass.

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late to the party but, i just stumbled on to #DAFTPUNK

like them a lot.

catchy beat and good vocals.

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let me get this right.

i'm supposed to worry because oil prices are low because oil companies are hurting?

oil companies never gave a rat's ass about me when gas was 4 bucks a gallon.

ok ok i really am heartbroken that t. boone pickens and the koch brothers are losing billions, YEAH RIGHT.

i'm surprised they haven't blamed B/O for the low oil prices.
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