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Luke Klein
Works at HMRI - Web Application Developer + Snake Keeper + Geek
Lives in Newcastle NSW Australia
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This thread is great.


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This reddit thread offers up a plenty of CSS-based puns.
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The world's fastest archer has some compelling evidence that we've got archery all wrong. Frankly, as a GM you may not want your players watching this video...
Could it be that our idea of archery is all wrong? Modern styles aren't based on what "up-close" war archers would use?
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A small snake remarkably escaped—unharmed—from a larger one that swallowed it whole on the Greek island of Corfu. How did it he do it?
A wild snake likely survived its predator's death at the paws of a cat because it was agile and had just been eaten, expert says.
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Computer Science. Apparently I've been doing it wrong.
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So this is now Computer Science. #facepalm  
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Hard to get a job, hard to keep a job. What kinda crazy person would work in IT?... oh wait, nevermind.
 
Instead of outsourcing low-level workers, outsource middle management. Then we can all finally get some work done.
A Bloomberg story about layoffs rising at tech companies has been making the rounds. It seems so counter-intuitive: How can job cuts be soaring when tech is booming? Everyone seems surprised, but t...
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You will be hypnotized:
About. What the hell is this? This observational pastime hopes to evolve walking creatures through genetic algorithms. Who comes up with these names? The names are generated based on each creature's genome. Since the genetic algorithm tends to produce creatures with similar genes, two creatures ...
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Attention: You have reached the very last page of the Internet. We hope you have enjoyed your browsing. Now turn off your computer and go outside.
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That's certainly one way to clean a car.
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Well, that's one way to do it, +Luke Klein .  I don't know that it is the best, but it works on some level!
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Wow that is exceptionally bad.
Moonpig are one of the most well known companies that sell personalised greeting cards in the UK. In 2007 they had a 90% market share and shipped nearly 6 million cards. In July 2011 they were bought by PhotoBox. Moonpig...
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Bateau Bay NSW Australia - Stanwell Park NSW Australia - Mortdale NSW Australia
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Web developer and snake keeper from Newcastle. Love anything tech or reptile related and maybe a bit of humour to break it up.
Introduction
I'm a web application developer currently living in Newcastle, working for HMRI.

I also keep snakes, at the moment I have a childrens python and water python. I also like other reptiles specifically dragons and large monitors.

I don't mind a bit of a laugh even if it's not quite pc.

I like a good variety of posts in my stream just as long as its not people posting cute pictures of their kids (it's not Facebook people).
Bragging rights
Survived a bite from the deadly childrens python. Google+ user from pre-public release.
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Web Application Developer
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Java, Groovy, Grails, Coldfusion, Objective-C, C++, Flex/Actionscript, SQL, PL/SQL, T-SQL, HTML, Javascript, CSS, JQuery, YUI, IntelliJIDEA, Eclipse, Subversion, Mecurial
Employment
  • HMRI - Web Application Developer + Snake Keeper + Geek
    Web Developer, 2013 - present
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    Web Application Developer, 2007 - 2013
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