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«Visto que o Google tem menos tinta azul do que o Facebook, aqui fica o texto para os coninhas gastarem o seu tempo a denunciar aqui também.

- Então és contra ou a favor da adopção por parte de casais homossexuais? - pergunto.
- Contra, claro!
- Então, porquê?
- Porque sim. Paneleiros a ter filhos? Onde já se viu?
- Mas não achas que possam ser bons pais e a amar a criança?
- Podem, mas a criança ainda sai maricas.
- A ciência diz que não, mas mesmo que fosse verdade?
- Já há maricas em todo o lado!
- Então, isso é bom para ti. Não tens sexo há dois anos. Se os homens ficarem todos gays se calhar já consegues ter sorte.
- ... Depois vai ser gozada na escola!
- Mais vale ser gozada na escola do que ignorada no orfanato.
- Não é bem assim. Acho horrível que se faça uma criança sem escolha passar por isso.
- Costumas ajudar muitas crianças com necessidades?
- Não.
- Pensei... como estás tão revoltado com o mal que estão a fazer às crianças...
- Epá, não é isso, só não sou a favor que os gays adoptem. Pronto.
- Acho que tens um piquinho de homofobia.
- Não sou nada. Até tenho um amigo que é gay.
- São amigos íntimos?
- Epá, vai apanhar no cu, estou farto desta conversa.
- Obrigado.

E foi isto. Estavam à espera de melhor quando viram o título, não foi? Daí o facto de ser ainda mais ridículo terem reportado isto. Enfim, homossexualidade reprimida é tramado. Já agora, apelo ao vosso sentimento de liberdade de expressão, para que partilhem este texto como se fosse o surto de clamídia na mãe Kikas. Obrigado e bem hajam.»
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Foi a primeira vez que o Facebook apagou um post meu. Diz que não seguia os padrões de ética.
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Filmmaker Michael Moore never shies from taking on tough issues and challenging the status quo. His latest film "Where to Invade Next" is a clever spoof of U.S. foreign policy that encourages our m...
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Righteous payback.
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Deep! Really Deep! ;(
 
Unsure if this has been posted/seen before, but its gold! it needs more!
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Vale, es viejuno. Me da igual, me lo he vuelto a encontrar y no he podido evitarlo. Enormísimo.
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Criacionismo, para desenjoar de tanta politiquice :)
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Who needs to watch this? YOU! That's who... LOL
 
Well that just made my morning.
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Do yourselves a chance to change your perception of #WhatMakesUsHUMAN

Watch. FEEL this.
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Ainda só vi 45mins mas parece estar um bom trabalho, só é pena não estar em 4k ;)
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It's about time cities started accommodating the parking challenged among us.

In a bid to make motoring more inclusive to BMW drivers town and country planners are looking at ways to improve car parks with them in mind.

"BMW drivers can feel looked down on because they simply don't posses the skills needed to park in a conventional space" said spokesperson Amanda Parkins.

She goes on to say:

"When they end up not straight with one or more wheels over one or more lines they can feel inadequate and in these days of inclusivity we must remember BMW drivers have feelings too. Our new guidelines are being trialled at a supermarket in Derby and feature extra wide centre lanes so the BMW driver can do the 'swing in at high speed forwards' manoeuvre in comparative safety and we've angled some of the bays to reduce the need to turn the steering wheel more than is absolutely necessary to reduce the risk of acrylic nail fatigue. The ends of the BMW bays have a choice of stop lines - a feature we thinks give them a better chance of actually ending up at one of them - my daughter Emily (aged 6) thought of this idea and we are pleased to include it in our proposal"

Warming to the task Ms Parkins who drives a Ford Mondeo continues:

"We also took the needs of pedestrians into account with our design and in recognition of the fact BMW drivers do not understand what pedestrian crossings are we've removed them from the BMW parking zone - relying on the pedestrians ability to look up from their phones whilst walking in car parks and take note of approaching beamers."

If successful it is hoped to roll the scheme out to other car parks as they become due for re-lining.

We did ask a BMW dealer what they felt about this scheme - however they refused to give any indication - a result we really should have anticipated I guess.

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  • Escola Secundária de Alcobaça
    1978 - 1984
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August 6, 1964
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Married
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FatGiant, Luís Filipe Silveira Fernandes de Carvalho
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Pai de 4! Reformado!
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Monção, Portugal
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Braga, Portugal - Aveiro, Portugal - Ovar, Portugal - Estarreja, Portugal - Portalegre, Portugal - Caldas da Rainha, Portugal - Avanca, Portugal - Alcobaça, Portugal - Lousã, Portugal - Luanda, Angola
Um dos melhores locais para apreciar uma excelente refeição. Recomendo vivamente.
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Excelente serviço do amigo Carlos.
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