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Luis Carvalho
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Attended Escola Secundária de Alcobaça
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Beam me to my bunk, Lord Vader. 
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Criacionismo, para desenjoar de tanta politiquice :)
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Who needs to watch this? YOU! That's who... LOL
 
Well that just made my morning.
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Do yourselves a chance to change your perception of #WhatMakesUsHUMAN

Watch. FEEL this.
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Ainda só vi 45mins mas parece estar um bom trabalho, só é pena não estar em 4k ;)
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It's about time cities started accommodating the parking challenged among us.

In a bid to make motoring more inclusive to BMW drivers town and country planners are looking at ways to improve car parks with them in mind.

"BMW drivers can feel looked down on because they simply don't posses the skills needed to park in a conventional space" said spokesperson Amanda Parkins.

She goes on to say:

"When they end up not straight with one or more wheels over one or more lines they can feel inadequate and in these days of inclusivity we must remember BMW drivers have feelings too. Our new guidelines are being trialled at a supermarket in Derby and feature extra wide centre lanes so the BMW driver can do the 'swing in at high speed forwards' manoeuvre in comparative safety and we've angled some of the bays to reduce the need to turn the steering wheel more than is absolutely necessary to reduce the risk of acrylic nail fatigue. The ends of the BMW bays have a choice of stop lines - a feature we thinks give them a better chance of actually ending up at one of them - my daughter Emily (aged 6) thought of this idea and we are pleased to include it in our proposal"

Warming to the task Ms Parkins who drives a Ford Mondeo continues:

"We also took the needs of pedestrians into account with our design and in recognition of the fact BMW drivers do not understand what pedestrian crossings are we've removed them from the BMW parking zone - relying on the pedestrians ability to look up from their phones whilst walking in car parks and take note of approaching beamers."

If successful it is hoped to roll the scheme out to other car parks as they become due for re-lining.

We did ask a BMW dealer what they felt about this scheme - however they refused to give any indication - a result we really should have anticipated I guess.

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Not very many posts make me laugh out loud. This is GREAT!
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Ads as a revenue source or attacking vector?

Too bad for you if you make a living from serving me ads, I will NOT turn adblocker off. If you make your content unavailable, well, I'd rather live without it.
Forbes asked readers to turn off ad blockers then immediately served them pop-under malware
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I agree, 100%. I can find almost all content in multiple places, thanks to the internet. I don't really need a blocked website.
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Righteous payback.
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Deep! Really Deep! ;(
 
Unsure if this has been posted/seen before, but its gold! it needs more!
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I only have a favorite canceled TV show... but that's way to easy to guess.
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A better way to go...
Scientists Pat and Peter Shaw died recently in a suicide pact. Their daughters tell the story of their plan - and their remarkable lives.
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  • Escola Secundária de Alcobaça
    1978 - 1984
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Gender
Male
Birthday
August 6, 1964
Relationship
Married
Other names
FatGiant, Luís Filipe Silveira Fernandes de Carvalho
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a.k.a FatGiant
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Pai de 4! Reformado!
Work
Occupation
The least possible.
Employment
  • Retired
    present
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Currently
Monção, Portugal
Previously
Braga, Portugal - Aveiro, Portugal - Ovar, Portugal - Estarreja, Portugal - Portalegre, Portugal - Caldas da Rainha, Portugal - Avanca, Portugal - Alcobaça, Portugal - Lousã, Portugal - Luanda, Angola
Um dos melhores locais para apreciar uma excelente refeição. Recomendo vivamente.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Excelente serviço do amigo Carlos.
Atmosphere: Very GoodDecor: GoodService: Excellent
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
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