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Lise Bjerregaard Nielsen
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Hello coffee, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a baby loudly screaming
woke me up while I was dreaming
and the screaming,
which was piercing through my brain
caused me pain
But it's the sound of babies
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I sometimes use "Ok Google" to find my phone
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Jeg tror ikke rigtig på projektet længere, men jeg synes nu alligevel, denne fortjener en deling.

God weekend, plus. :)
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Radiostyret my big fucking ass. Tak, vækkeur. Skidetak for hjælpen idag. Jeg skulle faktisk nå noget, din lortelort.
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Stil uret i vindueskarmen så opdaterer den nok i løbet af 24 timer:-) 

Og køb en iPhone :)
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Jeg er lige blevet mindet om en langvarig mangel i min personlige vokabular:
Mine tre yndlingsord for de nedre læber er "stænklapper", " tisseflæsk" og "fjappaz".
There, I said it.
Jeg synes faktisk, jeg mangler et fint alternativ til når jeg ikke fjoller. Synes, "kønslæber" og især "skamlæber" er...blergh.
Anyone?

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Du skulle bare vide, +Anders Reinhardt Hansen​!!
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Det er idag, der er gratis bøger! :)
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Deler det lige nu, selvom det først er imorgen :
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Alle bøgerne fra Danmark Læser Dagen er gratis tilgængelige som lyd- og e-bøger i begrænsede perioder fra 23. april. Du kan downloade eller streame bøgerne hos vores samarbejdspartnere. DOWNLOAD. 23. og 24. april 2015 kan du downloade alle 5 titler som e-bog, her: ...
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Oh tak! :)
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Symaskinebondage.
Den var uartig.
Nu mangler vi bare et safeword.
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Ha ha ooooh, the pun is strong in you, +Filip Rasmussen​! 
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This year's gækkebrev from my hand:
If you'd like to read a bit about this Danish Easter tradition, here's an old post of mine on the subject, along with a small album containing my earlier endeavours with scissors and paper:
https://plus.google.com/+LiseBjerregaardNielsen/posts/hAG4r1LhfUm
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Love your work in this...you do such pretty work!
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See? Lovely sculptedness like this is part of why I like following +Lars Nohrstedt​.
 
Tamara is in her final pose and is getting her garb and gear. Most of it are place-holders right now while I'm in the really fun process of throwing on bits of clay and seeing what sticks in a wild brainstormy fashion. Good fun :)
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Wonderful, I love it. 
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Claus Oxfeldt, formand for Politiforbundet, har noget imho fornuftige ting at sige, og slår et slag for ikke bare sine egne, men også for bl.a. arbejdende i den danske sundhedssektor.

For mig lyder det som virkelig sund fornuft og ligger i tråd med noget, min fætter engang sagde:
Det er som om, man på sygehuse og andre steder i det offentlige satser på, og regner med, konstant hundrede procents belægning.
Det gør man aldrig i f.eks. restaurationsbranchen...eller i nogle andre brancher, fordi man ved, at hvis man kører gennemeffektiviseret og uden buffer, så bliver selv små uforudsigelige hændelser i hverdagen problematiske, og tager uforholdsmæssig lang tid og mange ressourcer at hente op på, imens store uplanlagte hændelser og uforudsete opgaver fuldstændig vælter systemet.

Det virker mildt sagt usmart.

For mig personligt har det betydet bl.a. "omsorgssvigt" fra det offentlige, lange ventetider og mangelfuld - endda til tider direkte ubehagelig - håndtering af mine sager.
Det samme med mange jeg kender.

Når autoriteter og fagpersoner svigter igen og igen over år på grund af overordnede systemfejl, resulterer det desværre, trods de enkelte fagpersonersgode viden og ditto vilje, ofte i utryghed, manglende autoritetstro og -tillid fra borgerens side hvilket igen fører til besværliggjorte sager og sags gange, og, vil jeg yderligere vove at påstå:
Manglende respekt for og dermed tolerance for, andres fag, systemer og fejl.

Jeg tror, det ville klæde den offentlige sektor at få bare en smule af sine kaffepauser og "kedsomhed" tilbage.

*Unødvendig disclaimer: Jeg er barn af en tidligere hjemmehjælper/sosuhj. og en tidligere politibetjent.
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POLITIDEBAT: Politiet har brug for et overskud af timer, hvis fremtidens udfordringer skal løses, og borgerne skal hjælpes. Et overskud, som for længst er blevet sparet væk, skriver Claus Oxfeldt, formand for Politiforbundet.
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+Mette Line Kock Nielsen​ Det har de, men synes det ville være fint hvis man indskrev det som en dyd, som en del af visionen og ambitionen for det danske politi, således det ikke afhænger alene af individer, men rent faktisk er en officiel politisk målsætning.
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Presented without comment, and I'm turning the comments off. Not in the mood for any random misogynists.
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Epic procrastinatress extraordinaire. Decadent dissident. Scandinavian Queen of Melodrama. Self-proclaimed Miss Hissyfit of the Universe 1978 through 1985 and again in 1998, 2003, 2007-2014. Ingress Resistance agent MissHissyfit
Introduction

I seem to have some sort of Chronic Body/Mind Synchronization Disorder.
What ever timezone my body finds itself in, I can always be dead certain that my mind is having a blast somewhere else.

*Introduction in Danish first, English below.*

Jeg er en mavedansende, rollespillende, akvarieholdende dramadronning. 
Jeg skriver af og til på dansk herinde, men mit primære sprog her på G+ er engelsk. 
Jeg elsker at fjumse rundt her.
Jeg er også religiøs løsgænger og omnikætter, både, hvad angår brands og egentlige religioner.

Har du spørgsmål til brugen af g+ er du altid velkommen til at kontakte mig; jeg hjælper gerne, hvis jeg er i stand til det.

NOW IN ENGLISH - my preferred language here on G+

Likes & Loves:

Oriental dance styles and all but every fusion thereof.

I like to think that my love for the dance makes up for most of my shortcomings as a dancer...I am nothing special skill- or talentwise; that being said, I have been bellydancing for almost fiften years now and I am a drama queen and fusionista at heart, so I do believe that I can hold my own in most of the areas of belly dancing (or whatever you prefer to call it) and perform professionally on a regular basis.

Drawing and painting and scratching and sculpting and all. That. Jaaaaazz...

Complete amateur; struggling to finish e-ve-ry-thing.
After a ten year break from drawing and some serious changes when it comes to my attitude towards my creative endeavours, I've taken it up again, mostly to my own delight.

Tropical fish keeper since 1997.

I love all kinds of animals but tropical freshwater fish is the only one I can keep and care for responsibly with the life that I'm leading.
Atm. I am down to two water tanks (1x128L and 1x325L) which makes me kind of proud of my own self-dicipline!

Roleplaying/RPGs 

Reading, retorics, history, languages, ethology, human behavior and much, much more.

Learning new things in general; trying to keep my mind agile.


Mac and iPhone user, mostly by coincidence.
Not a fangirl; I judge and abhor all operating systems equally. 

*I am an agnostic at the core* and that goes for religions and brands alike.
Somedays I am a skeptic agnostic, somedays a very openminded agnostic, but an agnostic I am. This trait goes for Gods and religions _as well as_  brands and products.
As long as you are happy and behave kindly, we'll get along famously. In a good way. ;)
If you happen to be one of the people that thinks "being an agnostic is not a valid stance", feel free to think that. IDGAF.

*I don't tolerate bashing or preaching in my comment sections*
I don't care if we're talking preferred OS, religion, politics - whatever.
If I or someone else asks for help or guidance about something and you feel like wisecracking or in other way ridiculing the OS, God or brand that that we have at our hands, please, try to control your urges, keep from commenting and just move on.
You know, unless getting blocked turns you on. Then by all means, say your piece. ;)
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