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Lise Bjerregaard Nielsen
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Ooops, I finally gave in.

After twenty-something years of willfully dodging the Magic card craze, I finally wavered for a mere second, and Damn yousss, handwritten pre-release poster and geeky friend with sneak attack: Enable! 
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You know, we CAN play this online too. :D
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Glædelig Grundlovsdag, kære meddanskere.
Lad os ikke tage den for givet! :)
Efter min mening er det den vigtigste "fejringsdag" på året, og vi har for engangs skyld en tendens til at glemme at fejre, når chancen byder sig, på trods af, at det ellers er noget, vi excellerer i. ;)
Skål til Danmark, og tillykke med at vi - trods alt, trods offentlighedslove og den store børnehave DK oftest er - stadig er et demokrati (der for længst har stagneret og stille og roligt er på vej retur i "antal stemmer/antal høveder"-sølet) og i forhold til så mange andre lande kloden rundt: Et venligt sted at være.

Lad os prøve at være ordentlige ved hinanden (også) idag, og ikke glemme vores grundlovssikrede rettigheder.
Mange af os, jeg selv inklusive, kunne godt trænge til et genopfriskningskursus. :)

Today, june 5th, is the Danish Constitution Day.
We are really good at taking our constitution for granted here.
Personally, I wish we had as grand celebratory traditions for celebrating our constitution being formed as the Norwegians do. They totally rock at this.
Oh, well. Be informed that I most definitely celebrate this day in my mind. :) 
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Enjoy your holiday with hopefully very good weather!
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I am currently being objectified and used as a bed.
I am good with this.
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Oh. I'm sorry about Holger, though. :( But Thor is a cutie!!! I have a soft spot for ginger cats. 
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Found this in my Twitter stream and lol'd.
Congrats, Sweden!
IDGAF about the song contest, but I love it when my Swedes are happy, and apparently you did good today.
The rest of you: Swedish moose says Deal with it ^_^
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Hi all..i am from a non EU living in Italy as a legal residence.after 5 years paying legal tax and working regularly i got forever residence permit which is valid to work other EU countries and Sweden is also in this list.I am married Have s son 2.5 yrs but my famiy is in origin country.its impossible to live without them😕 here in italy it is so difficult to manage bcz salary is too less no guranteed of work no other social benefits.so kindly please any good advise for me to move Sweden.i am 35 yrs old. PLS SUGGEST ME SOME GOOD IDEA.THANKS SO MUCH
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Myldretiden har sneget sig ind på mig og er nu i angreb på mig midt i Kvickly.
Jeg er skidehamrende kognitivt minded og Recovery™-agtig:
Desensitivering er sundt for dig, Lise
Desensitivering er sundt for dig, Lise
Desensitivering er sundt for dig, Lise
Desensitivering er sundt for dig, Lise
Desensitivering er sundt for dig, Lise
Hvor er jeg?
Desensitivering er sundt for dig, Lise
Hvem er alle de mennesker, og hvorfor er de så tæt på mig!?
Desensitivering er sundt for dig, Lise
Desensitivering er sundt for dig, Lises hjerne går stille og roligt hver til sit.

For helvede.
Tak for pensionen, folkens.
Jeg er SO NOT BORG.
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+Filip Rasmussen fuldstændig korrekt! Hvilket er fremragende illustreret i dette spil: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mediocre.commute
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Weather hereabouts is getting goooood!
Most other things are pretty crap, but weather is gooood. :)
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Beautiful!
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Hold nu kæft, hvor er de hyggelige, sådan en flok grise på frihjul! :D

(These are "organically" raised Danish pigs. A far cry from the "traditionally raised" pigs producer in your so-called pork factories, which, imho, should be banned completely for being absolute torture for the pigs. It is one thing to use animals for consumption. It is quite another doing it in such abhorrent ways as seen with the majority of pigs around here. Anyways. Sweet clip, advertising visits to organic pig farms around Denmark.)
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Vil du en tur i den økologiske svinesti? 
På søndag kan du besøge en økologisk bondegård. Her kan du opleve det gode griseliv og bl.a. få svar på, hvorfor økologi er vejen frem. Find en gård på www.sofari.dk 
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+Patsy Priebe​ I am glad you enjoyed it! I am so glad this kind of farming is coming back. We still have a long way to go when it comes to treating our produce animals properly, but I think it seems like we're getting marginally better at it as a nation. :)

+Søren Siim Nielsen​ I hope you get the chance! It sounds like a lot if fun!
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Nu har jeg taget alle de kandidattests, jeg kunne finde.
Resultaterne varierer noget, men jeg er generelt rød som en frisky aberøv, og når jeg ikke er dét, så er jeg åbenbart skriggrøn.

Mest uenig er jeg med en konservativ svinebonde i nabolaget, og det har jeg det sådan rigtig storartet med, for ham har jeg mødt irl til et vælgermøde, og det havde nær kostet mig min allerede tyndslidte tro på det danske demokrati som et realistisk projekt.

Hvordan kører det for jer andre derude?

Jeg har jo allerede taget de dér tests, som jeg ellers mener er det eneste mildt underholdende ved en valgkamp, så nu går jeg i valgpit og dropper alt, hvad der hedder politik på sociale medier until further notice. Eller det er ihvertfald min overordnede hensigt.

Skal jo passe på blodtrykket i begge ender, så jeg kan tænke så rationelt som muligt, når dagen kommer.

Barometeret står i øvrigt stadig på Blank.
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Nej ikke rigtigt vel?
Der er jo ikke nogen der yder vold på dig. Du er blot flyttet og havnet i nogle uheldige regler.
Og hvis folketingsvalg osv så vigtigt, at en blank stemme er det samme som at lade hånt om andres død, så må det, at slet ikke at stemme, da være endnu værre.
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Happy International Towel Day, froods!
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That globalisation gone crazy ... :-)
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I simply love this game.
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Hello coffee, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a baby loudly screaming
woke me up while I was dreaming
and the screaming,
which was piercing through my brain
caused me pain
But it's the sound of babies
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Epic procrastinatress extraordinaire. Decadent dissident. Scandinavian Queen of Melodrama. Self-proclaimed Miss Hissyfit of the Universe 1978 through 1985 and again in 1998, 2003, 2007-2014. Ingress Resistance agent MissHissyfit
Introduction

I seem to have some sort of Chronic Body/Mind Synchronization Disorder.
What ever timezone my body finds itself in, I can always be dead certain that my mind is having a blast somewhere else.

*Introduction in Danish first, English below.*

Jeg er en mavedansende, rollespillende, akvarieholdende dramadronning. 
Jeg skriver af og til på dansk herinde, men mit primære sprog her på G+ er engelsk. 
Jeg elsker at fjumse rundt her.
Jeg er også religiøs løsgænger og omnikætter, både, hvad angår brands og egentlige religioner.

Har du spørgsmål til brugen af g+ er du altid velkommen til at kontakte mig; jeg hjælper gerne, hvis jeg er i stand til det.

NOW IN ENGLISH - my preferred language here on G+

Likes & Loves:

Oriental dance styles and all but every fusion thereof.

I like to think that my love for the dance makes up for most of my shortcomings as a dancer...I am nothing special skill- or talentwise; that being said, I have been bellydancing for almost fiften years now and I am a drama queen and fusionista at heart, so I do believe that I can hold my own in most of the areas of belly dancing (or whatever you prefer to call it) and perform professionally on a regular basis.

Drawing and painting and scratching and sculpting and all. That. Jaaaaazz...

Complete amateur; struggling to finish e-ve-ry-thing.
After a ten year break from drawing and some serious changes when it comes to my attitude towards my creative endeavours, I've taken it up again, mostly to my own delight.

Tropical fish keeper since 1997.

I love all kinds of animals but tropical freshwater fish is the only one I can keep and care for responsibly with the life that I'm leading.
Atm. I am down to two water tanks (1x128L and 1x325L) which makes me kind of proud of my own self-dicipline!

Roleplaying/RPGs 

Reading, retorics, history, languages, ethology, human behavior and much, much more.

Learning new things in general; trying to keep my mind agile.


Mac and iPhone user, mostly by coincidence.
Not a fangirl; I judge and abhor all operating systems equally. 

*I am an agnostic at the core* and that goes for religions and brands alike.
Somedays I am a skeptic agnostic, somedays a very openminded agnostic, but an agnostic I am. This trait goes for Gods and religions _as well as_  brands and products.
As long as you are happy and behave kindly, we'll get along famously. In a good way. ;)
If you happen to be one of the people that thinks "being an agnostic is not a valid stance", feel free to think that. IDGAF.

*I don't tolerate bashing or preaching in my comment sections*
I don't care if we're talking preferred OS, religion, politics - whatever.
If I or someone else asks for help or guidance about something and you feel like wisecracking or in other way ridiculing the OS, God or brand that that we have at our hands, please, try to control your urges, keep from commenting and just move on.
You know, unless getting blocked turns you on. Then by all means, say your piece. ;)
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Valborgsaften sang
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The ongoing adventures of Cutter and his Wolfriders, as they roam the World of Two Moons in search of answers to the kinds of questions we all have.

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San Francisco and San Jose Area Bellydancer!

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Roskilde Festival
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Anmeldelse af SKATs webinar “Skat af egen virksomhed”
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The Dying Art of Belly Dancing in Conservative Egypt | VICE
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