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Lisa Vaas
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This isn’t over yet. Ryan Collins pled guilty to phishing, but he hasn’t been linked to sharing or uploading the stolen images from “celebgate”.
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Dance like a cat on a YouTube video, all you Douche Burger spendthrifts!
Nothing like a 255-volt shock to snap you out of a shopping splurge.
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Ridiculous.
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He’s got the keys to his own prison, the court says.
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No evidence of a crime, no crime. Imprisoned without charge? That's criminal.
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I love this guy. Theoretically.
Here’s the story of how to turn online dating into a factory whose output consists of churning out soulmates by the tens of thousands.
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Remember when we talked about modernizing government IT back in 2010? Fast-forward to President Obama's newly hatched plan to update it.
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Wait! We interrupt this post to alert you that your library books are overdue. Pay the fine NOW—Visa, MasterCard, Wire Service?—to avoid arrest and imprisonment by the librarian police.
They’re posing as courts or US Marshals, with call centers, call-back protocols, specific names and designated court hearing times.
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I like how the company's YouTube simulation shows caught drones being lowered gently to the ground. In reality I'm thinking they'd be bounced around like a hackey sack.
They’re not jammers, per se: new anti-drone tools work by firing radio frequency hacks that screw with drone commands or guidance systems.
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There's nothing to stop this from happening with Facebook: a rock-solid reason to mark your photos as private and to take care when accepting friend requests from people you don't know. 
Porn actresses and sex workers are being outed to friends and family by people using a Russian facial recognition service.
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People still put photos of themselves on the Internet? Wow...
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"Smombies." It would be funnier if it weren't for a 15-year-old Munich girl getting killed by a tram. She had earbuds in, listening to music. Please, be careful, everybody. 
“Smombies” (smartphone zombies): it’s an amusing portmanteau for a serious problem. Now Germany is trying to help improve road safety for those who don’t want to look up.
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It was love at 88th sight.
Here’s the story of how to turn online dating into a factory whose output consists of churning out soulmates by the tens of thousands.
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itty bitty payments for my itty bitty fragments of attention? Without malvertising, boggy page loading, or tracking? Hmmm. That's a definite maybe. The proof is in the pudding.
You’ll get micropayments in Bitcoin if you opt in to see ads that won’t bog down page loading, track you like a blood hound or mess with your privacy.
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Pas$w0rdMtR$rUNr3Libl3
So you think you’ve got a strong password and you want to test it. What could possibly go wrong?
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    Chief Purveyor, 2008 - present
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    Creative Writing, 2009 - 2011
  • Emerson College
    Communications/Film, 1983 - 2011
  • Northeastern University
    Journalism, 1980 - 1983
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What a Mickey Mouse operation. I was told to call at 8:15 am to get a same-day appointment for my mother, who needs to be checked up on after having a UTI. I call at 8:15 and get a malfunction tone: one dial, quick busy signal. I try, again and again, no luck. I give up, call the overlord company's 844 number. The operator tells me they're not open until 8:30. I look at the center's site: it says it opens at 8. "Keep trying," I'm told, "there've been phone problems," as if there is absolutely no way on God's green earth to get through to anybody there. It's like the Walking Dead: no communication. You have to throw parcels of freeze-dried food over the chainlink fence. You have to physically go there and stab zombies in the eye to get them out of the way so you can reach your doctor. YOU managed to talk to them somehow, i pointed out. There must be more than one phone number for this place. It has employees. They have phones, with phone numbers. Who knows? maybe they keep passenger pigeons. Perhaps by some weird twist of fate they have this new technology I've heard of. I think they call it "email." How are YOU communicating with them? Why can't YOU get through to them and tell them to contact ME on some form of communication device? Nope, no dice. No other phone number exists. No such thing as email. The overlord company's call center operator got her info from a coworker, who told her to "Just tell her to keep calling." I hope their medical care is worth all this. My hopes of that being true are not high.
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