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I encourage crazy to it's furthest extent.. If you are a lunatic nutbag, please, come comment on my posts. You will provide me with minutes of enormous entertainment..
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Healthy citizens lead to a healthy society for everyone.
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Paralysed people may gain hope from a new "bionic spinal cord" which will be tested in humans, say Melbourne researchers.

A "revolutionary" device implanted in a brain blood vessel may one day enable people with spinal cord injuries to walk again, say Melbourne researchers.

Their limbs won't be reactivated, but the person's direct thought may be able to control equipment that can move the limbs.


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This is amazing!! Found on FB!

This is too cool not to share:

Do you know who this is a photo of? Chances are you don’t, but don’t feel bad because probably not one American in one million does, and that is a National tragedy. His name is Eugene Jacques Bullard, and he is the first African-American fighter pilot in history. But he is also much more then that: He’s also a national hero, and his story is so incredible that I bet if you wrote a movie script based on it Hollywood would reject it as being too far-fetched.

Bullard was an expat living in France, and when World War 1 broke out he joined the French Infantry. He was seriously wounded, and France awarded him the Croix de Guerre and Medaille Militaire. In 1916 he joined the French air service and he first trained as a gunner but later he trained as a pilot. When American pilots volunteered to help France and formed the famous Lafayette Escadrille, he asked to join but by the time he became a qualified pilot they were no longer accepting new recruits, so he joined the Lafayette Flying Corps instead. He served with French flying units and he completed 20 combat missions.

When the United States finally joined the war, Bullard was the only member of the Escadrille or the French Flying Corps who was NOT invited to join the US Air Service. The reason? At that time the Air Service only accepted white men.

Now here is the part that almost sounds like a sequel to ‘Casablanca’: After WWI Bullard became a jazz musician in Paris and he eventually owned a nightclub called ‘L’Escadrille’. When the Germans invaded France and conquered it in WW2, his Club, and Bullard, became hugely popular with German officers, but what they DIDN’T know was that Bullard, who spoke fluent German, was actually working for the Free French as a spy. He eventually joined a French infantry unit, but he was badly wounded and had to leave the service.

By the end of the war, Bullard had become a national hero in France, but he later moved back to the U.S. where he was of course completely unknown. Practically no one in the United States was aware of it when, in 1959, the French government named him a national Chevalier, or Knight.

In 1960, the President of France, Charles DeGaulle, paid a state visit to the United States and when he arrived he said that one of the first things he wanted to do was to meet Bullard. That sent the White House staff scrambling because most of them, of course, had never even heard of him. They finally located him in New York City, and DeGaulle traveled there to meet him personally. At the time, Eugene Bullard was working as … An elevator operator.

Not long after Eugene Bullard met with the President of France, he passed away, and today very, very few Americans, and especially African-Americans, even know who he is. But, now YOU do, don’t you? And I hope you’ll be able to find opportunities to tell other people about this great American hero that probably only 1 American in 1 Million has ever heard of.
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What an extraordinary life.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Bullard
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Just a reminder that cops are still very literally getting away with murdering black kids.
#blacklivesmatter   #blackhistorymonth  
 
They murder a kid in the street, and then intimidate witnesses and falsify statements.

And we are supposed to believe them about who the bad guys are? 
Witnesses to the Laquan McDonald killing were threatened by officers and ordered to change their accounts to match the Chicago police version, attorneys say.
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It's clear to me: bad guys threaten witnesses.
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Stand back! - I'm a professional pedant!
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+John Poteet Like I said, more than one type of dyslexia.
But: http://opendyslexic.org/
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Remember how we were promised that the TPP would be debated before it was signed? Yeah, no.
#australia   #auspol  
Trade Minister Andrew Robb has been slammed for failing to submit the Trans-Pacific Partnership agreement to an independent economic analysis before asking Parliament to ratify it.
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There will be no going back. No return. This is a hole with no ladder.
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LOL!
#trump   #election2016  
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Trump Risks Another Loss From Failure To Manage His Campaign
Despite having had the better part of year to do so, Donald Trump has failed to build an effective get out the vote effort in New Hampshire. Why? Because, until lately, he hadn't even tried. He didn't even know he needed to. It wasn't until Iowa turned Trump into an ironic loser that the candidate realized the importance of building a field organization.

“It would seem to me that people would just go out and vote,” said Trump after his Iowa loss. They didn't and they don't. 

What Trump doesn't realize is that many of his supporters are not voters at all. Trump supporters are "like the American Idol viewer who speed-dials the program to profess undying love for this season’s big gun but fails to purchase the winning artist’s debut album..."

"There’s a reason that fewer than six in 10 eligible Americans cast ballots in general elections and even fewer engage in the primary process: we’re lazy." [1] 

The challenge Trump faces is converting his loud but electorally lazy supporters into active voters. A look at the Trump's campaign (dis)organization shows he is doing too little too late.


1. http://time.com/4166454/donald-trump-supporters/
Campaign’s failure to build a field organization – and recruit volunteers at rallies to mobilize voters – a key weakness as he heads into Tuesday’s primary
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User on reddit says that he will consider +Kai Uwe b a god if he fixes something. Kai Uwe informs him that it is already fixed... then this happened
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In particular, the post at the top. "Man wandered in sin and confusion trying to find the menu items."
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Well, well, well. Isn't this interesting?
#election2016   #feelthebern  
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Hrmmm. ObamaBros sound like BernieBros

You mean +Hillary Clinton tried to use sexism before?  :-(
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Shame sh'e totally corrupted by the system and no in any way to be trusted in the job. She is not the one. If Hillary was a guy, she'd still not be the one.
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As usual, it comes down to the fact that in just about any other region of the globe, the Democrats (including Obama and Clinton) would be seen as, at best, Center-Right - in terms of UK politics, they would be marginally to the left of the Conservatives, quite a bit to the right of the Lib-Dems - pretty much where the Parliamentary Labour Party is.
Bernie would be roughly where the Lib-Dems are...

(Odd little note for those who don't know - the grassroots Labour Party is pretty (ie, VERY!) Left-wing, the PLP (ie, those elected to Parliament, the ones who shout the loudest) tend to be more Right-wing than the legendary "Wets" in the Thatcher government, although stopping just short of the Iron Lady herself.
The Lib-Dems are supposedly a Centrist party, but they are far to the left of the PLP, not all the far from the grassroots Labour...)
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You can't win if you don't fight. It's not good enough to just keep on doing the same things, & hope that things magically get better.
Read the whole article, it's an inspiration:
http://www.commondreams.org/views/2016/02/08/why-we-must-try
#election2016   #feelthebern  
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