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I'm thinking of getting a vasectomy, so I've been doing a lot of research. This entire conversation on an Australian forum was funny as hell.
The attached screeencap is just a tiny sample; you should give it a read:
http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/1367053
#vasectomy   #reproductivehealth   #birthcontrol  
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+God Emperor Lionel Lauer (1) less than a week; and we were probably being conservative. (2) Only the open-ended procedure was offered; I think the price including follow-up consultations etc. was €300.
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Oh hell yeah! And Tesla says they'll be available in Australia by the end of the year!
#renewableenergy   #australia  
Via +Marc Jansen 
 
Powerwall is a home battery that charges using electricity generated from solar panels, or when utility rates are low, and powers your home in the evening. It also fortifies your home against power outages by providing a backup electricity supply. 
Tesla’s selling price to installers is $3500 for 10kWh and $3000 for 7kWh.

Article:
http://gizmodo.com/everything-you-need-to-know-about-teslas-new-household-1701282649

Know more:
http://www.teslamotors.com/powerwall

#teslamotors   #powerwall   #battery   #electricity  
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+God Emperor Lionel Lauer well, given that, and that even in 110V countries it's probably designed to go onto a 220V outlet (if nothing else, in U.S.-style two-phase power systems you're only powering half the house, otherwise), the AC to DC power supply just has to be a particularly beefy variant of four-diodes-and-an-input-cap, ie the input stage of a SMPS (since you get about 310 VDC out of that).

Because these days with how prevalent SMPSes are, just about everything is effectively DC powered.
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Also urged not to wear short skirts.
#blacklivesmatter  
BALTIMORE—Calling it an emergency measure designed to ensure public safety and order, Baltimore officials held a press conference Wednesday urging all residents to stay indoors until the natural evolution of social progress takes shape over the next...
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From the people that brought you the KKK, strange fruit, and never addressing a person of African American descent by their given name; comes Isolation and Silence. An exotic new product, designed to give you the thrill of a life time; every horrifying and tragic second of it.

Experience fear and anger as you are mercilessly beaten by police officers. Delight in the light headed glory of asphyxiation as you are strangled to death by those who "protect and serve". Revel in the homicidal mania as you are gunned down while fleeing for your life and posthumously subjected to character assassination by a corrupt media.

Try Fear and Isolation: "You may be oppressed, but your silence is the best".

WARNING: Product may include severe neck trauma, traumatic brain injury due to lack of oxygen, and severe and profound blood loss due to fatal gunshot injury. 

Fear and Isolation is a product of Your Complicit White Majority Copyright (c)1619-2015, all right reserved.  
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How to deal with fucking up, without making things worse.
Via +peter k 
 
I was wrong and I am sorry

Slate's "Bad Astronomer" Phil Plait recently published an apology for a video he posted on YouTube which included a transphobic joke. I applaud Plait for publicly responding to the criticism, for removing the offensive joke from the video, and for promising to try and do better in the future. However, his apology was problematic and he falls into some common apologizing-the-wrong-way traps that I will highlight below.

As someone who has made quite a few public mistakes (and has also apologized incorrectly) I'd like to share my experience of what to do and not to do when you make a mistake and you want to correct it.

Read more on Women in Astronomy:
http://womeninastronomy.blogspot.com/2015/04/i-was-wrong-and-i-am-sorry.html
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+Lisa Chabot , that's really interesting.  Sounds kind of like a "Do unto others as I would do unto myself" sort of thinking.
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Success stories show how important it is that all protests be peaceful.
 
Liberated (peacefully!) from a private share:
The revolution WILL be given permission
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+Capt. John Swallow I'm scared to even consider that, frankly.
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Todays responsible gun owner.
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Good thing he had that gun for protection. Oh wait....
While an Akron, Ohio, man was pulling up his pants in a Chick-fil-A restroom, he shot himself, according to police. shot. The unidentified 45-year-old man was pulling his pants up in the restroom at about 2:00 p.m. when the gun accidentally discharged and the bullet grazed his leg, said Sgt. Jim ...
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Shame the gun wasnt pointing upwards really.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!1!!!!
#lego   #starwars  
 
This is so wrong....

Smashing Darth Vader's Super Star Destroyer...
For May the Fourth the folks at Wired decided to recreate one of the final scenes in Return of the Jedi where Vader’s Super Star Destroyer crashes head first into the Death Star and explodes. Except that instead of using a CG simulation, or even a movie-caliber model, they simply dropped the hard-to-find $800 Lego Super Star Destroyer that’s built from over 3,00o pieces. If you have a weak stomach, you’ll want to look away.
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+Electra Flarefire I used to do terrible things to Lego pieces when I was a kid, but I've always been a determined fucker.
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+John Holmes 'Next'?
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Todays responsible gun owner
At least this one has actually been charged with a crime.
#ammosexuals   #ammosexual  
A Macon, Georgia, man was cleaning his gun when it discharged, sending a bullet propelling into a 17-month-old baby boy's face. The baby is dead. gunfire. WMAZ reports: Ronnie Howard, 36, has been charged with reckless conduct and second degree cruelty to children in the shooting death of Victor ...
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Well, you probably don't have enough guns +Kevin Williams​, that's your problem. Try reducing the minimum age to 16, that would also be much better for business.
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Eesh. How many times has this bit of crackpottery been debunked now? Thanks so much, +NASA, for encouraging this crap. 
Last year, NASA’s advanced propulsion research wing made headlines by announcing the successful test of a physics-defying electromagnetic drive, or EM drive. Now, this futuristic engine, which could in theory propel objects to near-relativistic speeds, has been shown to work inside a space-like vacuum.
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small details:) too easy
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Nice work, Abbott!
Tell us again how coal is the future, you steaming great dickhead.
#auspol   #oz   #australia  
Australia's ''poor fiscal performance'' could lead to credit rating agencies downgrading its prestigious AAA credit rating, says Goldman Sachs.
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And the fat get fatter
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These guys are pretty much everything I want from a local pizza delivery place; great classic pizzas, nice specialty pizzas when I'm in the mood for them, cheap, competent, friendly service, insanely fast delivery (although they're only a few blocks from me, so I can't comment on what their delivery is like further away), & decent prices. Tonights order was a family size half & half Capricciosa with anchovies (don't judge me! - I love anchovies!) & Hawaiian, with a small herb & garlic pizza; total price $25.50 delivered. Stuff I especially love about them: They're 100% reliable, they're pleasant, they're generous with their toppings, they don't charge you extra or hassle you for half & halves or otherwise making your order complicated, like a lot of places do. Summary: If you're in their delivery area, give them a try, & they'll probably become your favourite pizza place. PS: For some reason, their phone number isn't very prominent on their site. It's 9885-9922.
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