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God Emperor Lionel Lauer
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Every now & then, an American will ask me - often angrily - why a foreigner like myself pays so much attention to American politics. This classic Space Moose strip sums it up perfectly. 
[ETA: Pinned because I get this a lot during election seasons.]
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MELBOURNITES: Do you know who this man is?
#melbourne   #australia   #rapeculture  
A teenage girl was allegedly sexually assaulted at a concert by US pop star Selena Gomez in Melbourne.
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So in an article about a sexual assault we also have some blatant sexism...

"Gomez, who is perhaps best known as the former girlfriend of pop sensation Justin Bieber, was in Melbourne as part of her worldwide Revival Tour."

Sure, she's an international superstar singer and actress currently on a world tour - but she's best known as the ex-gf of Bieber. Of course, she can't have her own identity - it has to be connected to some man.

Why the hell was that in the article at all? How is it pertinent?
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Boosting the signal. Want to help out the pipeline protests? You can donate to support the Sacred Stone Camp. (You can also/instead contribute to the legal defense fund, here <>.)

Hau we are the Inyan wakankagapi otip-Sacred Stone Camp from the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe. We have partnership with the Oectc Sakowin- Seven Council Fires, Indians and Cowboys and anyone who was to stand with us against the Dakota Access Pipeline. This pipeline will cross the Missouri River a...
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Chocky - sexiest tortie-puss on earth.
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+Bruce Shark Honestly, she's a super-pretty cat.
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Well, which is it, +G.K. Nelson​??

Boiled or Cooked
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How many times "they" have said "it" in the past has exactly zero bearing on whether "they" are right or wrong this time. This isn't like predicting the Second Coming.
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For what I have read, I truly think there is no pretension, lots of man have admited to have commited some type of assault if the question doesnt frame it as such..
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Cops who deleted a witness' video of them assaulting a teenager are finally to be charged for it, as well as the assault.
#australia   #corruption   #police  
A man who uncovered video footage of police allegedly assaulting a teenager was "instrumental" in prosecutors raising charges against the officers to perjury and attempting to pervert the course of justice, a court has heard.
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Lesson learnt for witnesses: when recording video, do so using an app that streams it to a cloud service provider that won't allow deletion of the video from the phone. (Simulate deletion, so it looks like it's gone when checked from the phone? Sure. Actual deletion? Hell no. I'd argue that that simulation should put a lock on the video so it can't be deleted without several non-obvious verification steps, but that's me being paranoid.)
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I hate to admit it, but I've been there a couple of times.
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+God Emperor Lionel Lauer​ I always picked you for a swallows at horseshoes guy 
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Happy 50th, Jane Henry!
#straya   #bushchook  
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Deputy Labor Leader Tanya Plibersek was threatened as a student and has joined a growing movement to stamp out sexual violence on campus.
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Disgusting !!!!!
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Chocky: "That's MY chair, foolish hoomin!"
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Such a beautiful tortie...
Looks a lot like my TurtleCat...that adorable chin.
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