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God Emperor Lionel Lauer
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Tony "Let them eat coal" Abbott's crazed jihad against renewable energy continues, but it's not going down without a fight
#auspol   #australia   #renewableenergy   #climatechange  
A PUBLIC health expert has delivered a withering critique of people who believe wind farms cause health problems — despite a lack of evidence.
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So, a senate committee, none of whom are experts in the field, requests knowledge from experts. Ignores it. Proceeds to recommend government draw up guidelines for something they know nothing about. 

Makes perfect sense.
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"Of course, the worst thing a leader can do is to be ineffective, unpopular, have no coherent, policy program, a lame legislative record and then lose office. This final election test will be the one that determines whether Abbott is remembered as the 21st century's William McMahon."
#australia   #auspol  
It’s inability to pass meaningful legislation is just one of many areas where the government has substantially failed.
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+Peter da Silva Yes, exactly. It's their refusal to compromise their insanely fascist policies that's screwing them up.
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Originally published in Tikkun Daily Early Friday morning, two masked settlers crouched before a home in the West Bank village of Duma, touched their fingers to its cold walls and nodded. Then they ...
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Any other BOFHnetters or Monks out there, Peter Coffin & his partner need a hand.
 
Anyone who knows +Peter Coffin: his house burnt down last night. All his friends are gathering around for a gofundme in the cause. If you have a few spare pennies, your fellow could do with the help. Peter's a highly-paid geek, but Peter and Teresa just lost LITERALLY EVERYTHING in one swoop so things are just a bit tight right now. http://www.gofundme.com/6p9hx5d86ps
An old friend of mine, Teresa, has lost her home to a fire in Milwaukee, WI.  Teresa and her partner made it out safe, but the cats are missing and presumed gone, as are most of their belongings.  Please send Teresa what you can to help her and her partner get back on their feet.
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I'm enjoying seeing some familiar names on the donation list! :)
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You've heard of cattle rustlers? Well, in Australia, we have echidna rustlers.
#straya   #australia  
Piggie, the echidna snatched away from her Gold Coast home on Saturday night, has been found.
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No, the government can't be trusted with your metadata.
There will always be people who can't resist the temptation to abuse it.
#auspol   #fascism   #spying   #straya  
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Snowden recognised the surveillance programs for what they are: dangerous, undemocratic and unconstitutional activity. This wholesale invasion of privacy does not contribute to our security, it puts in danger the very liberties we are trying to protect. He deserves a statue... (much bigger one)... https://www.etsy.com/listing/237623587/edward-snowden-statue
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Just a reminder that this thing is still bullshit. No, nobody has proved that it works; not German scientists, not NASA, not anybody.
SO PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT IT! JEEZ!
#woo   #science   #crackpot  
Two German researchers claim they have produced measurable amounts of thrust using a copy of NASA’s controversial EMDrive. It’s a result that has many people talking, but don’t plan your trip to the to the Alpha Centauri system just yet—the experts we spoke with are all highly skeptical of the study and its findings.
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+Kevin Williams I always find it extra funny when Libertardians boast about putting money into Bitcoins.
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This story is basically peak 'MURRICA!1!1!!!
The only thing it's missing is guns.
After evading arrest for more than a year, Megan Everett, 23, has been caught and charged with kidnapping her 3-year-old daughter Lilly. Now, you might ask, “Why the hell would a mother kidnap her own daughter?” The totally rational answer: to keep her daughter from being vaccinated.
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+Adam Black Stock photo.
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Photographers: Dmitry Biryukov & Angelika Devyatovskaya
Stylist/Designer: Tamara - ATMA Fashion
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#RACISM in America: #PoliceHarassment  #EPISCOPAL  Priest 
You may immediately notice that he was also pulled over for something similar to what #SandraBland was pulled over for—a failure to use a turn signal when getting out of the way of the police car.... Why isnt the FBI running stings on this? 
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The Rev. Peter Schell is an Episcopal priest and the lead pastor of Calvary Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C. On a ...
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Apparently, nobody at +Salon is on the ball enough to spot a 4chan (specifically /pol/) troll when they see one. This'll be bikini-bridge & cutting-for-Biber all over again.
 
A helpful primer on the right's twisted new insult du jour...
Combining racism and misogyny, the insult lets Donald Trump backers claim other Republicans aren’t real men
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+Kevin Williams Yes. But it's resurrection into an MRA term is relatively recent (less than 10 years, at a guess), the contraction into 'cuck' is only a couple of years old, & the fork into 'cuckservative' is literally less than a week old. (See the history of the eponymous ED article.)
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The best defence against robbery is to look like you don't have anything worth taking.
Via +Asbjørn Grandt 
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Same happened to me, about ... uh ... 1995. * At least it was just the door on my (yes, yes, laughing is okay) Festiva.

I stuck the lock back in the door with epoxy. Went great with the cobbled together headlight glass in front, and the car bra I used to hold on the bumper.

*Tapdancing crackerchrist, I'm old.
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These guys are pretty much everything I want from a local pizza delivery place; great classic pizzas, nice specialty pizzas when I'm in the mood for them, cheap, competent, friendly service, insanely fast delivery (although they're only a few blocks from me, so I can't comment on what their delivery is like further away), & decent prices. Tonights order was a family size half & half Capricciosa with anchovies (don't judge me! - I love anchovies!) & Hawaiian, with a small herb & garlic pizza; total price $25.50 delivered. Stuff I especially love about them: They're 100% reliable, they're pleasant, they're generous with their toppings, they don't charge you extra or hassle you for half & halves or otherwise making your order complicated, like a lot of places do. Summary: If you're in their delivery area, give them a try, & they'll probably become your favourite pizza place. PS: For some reason, their phone number isn't very prominent on their site. It's 9885-9922.
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