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Every now & then, an American will ask me - often angrily - why a foreigner like myself pays so much attention to American politics. This classic Space Moose strip sums it up perfectly. 
[ETA: Pinned because I get this a lot during election season.]
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+David Archer  (B.C. is a sort of Bizarro-World of Canadian politics, where names mean the opposite of what they mean everywhere else)
Sounds like Australia, where our 'Liberals' are what Murrica calls Teabaggers.
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Republican Christian evangelicals have admitted that Ted Cruz will burn in Hell for all eternity after his decision to abort his presidential campaign yesterday.
Republican Christian evangelicals have admitted that Ted Cruz will burn in Hell for all eternity after his decision to abort his presidential campaign yesterday.
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"♪ ♫ ♬ I see a little fucking scumbag of a man! ♪ ♫ ♬!"
#australia   #auspol  
Via +Jane Rakali 
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Yes. Spare us from the COALition monstrosity. 
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At this point, Trump is just blatantly trolling his GOP competitors.
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The latest bit of madness from The Donald: Ted Cruz’s father helped Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate JFK.

No, really, that’s the claim The Donald thinks is credible. He’s complaining that the media isn’t reporting it.

I don’t know why he’d bother with such a tenuous, secondhand accusation, though, when everyone knows Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article73449297.html
Donald Trump thinks the National Enquirer is on to something. The tabloid published what it says is conclusive evidence that Ted Cruz’s father, Rafael B. Cruz, is the man photographed next to suspected JFK assassin Lee Harvey Oswald distributing pro-Castro leaflets in 1963 in New Orleans.
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+God Emperor Lionel Lauer​ So it actually was June not January...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign,_2016
But really... I am a bit scared.
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Gotta say that the TV version of Dr Strange is way more interesting than the comic book version. Nice work, #gotham !
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That's Why I have not a lot of issues with this Pinguin (even though he enjoys beating people a tad too much in the 1st season) but Riddler definitely is too out of character for me*

*Of course, Riddler has also been q psycho in some versions, but usually his crimes are not violent. My favorite origin story is the one when he basically days he just want to show how smart he is.
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Australian gov't to finally close 17 of our illegal refugee concentration camps. It's a good start, but it's likely that they'll just move their victims somewhere else if they aren't watched closely.
#australia   #refugees   #humanrights  
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has announced the government will close 17 detention centres.
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Labor definitely only worthy of condemnation in this whole mess, but as for "embarrassment" ..... nope. Not happening.
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Meet Hillary Clinton's version of Fox News. It's run by David Brock, so of course he's running disgusting attacks on Sanders' wife, just as he did against Anita Hill.
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Behind every dicey Hillary Clinton move sits the one and only David Brock, former Republican hatchet man.
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Why do millennials like Bernie Sanders so much? I love that this is a mystery to Washington. It's the authenticity, stupid. You can't fake a 40 year reco...
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I have met people from their 90's on down that connect with Bernie.
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The Hillary for Victory Fund that supposedly raises money for state Dems is just another of her fundraising scams for bypassing funding limits. Not the first time I've mentioned this, & the evidence keeps on piling up.
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The Democratic front-runner says she's raising big checks to help state committees, but they've gotten to keep only 1 percent of the $60 million raised.
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Hillary Clinton = Lying Scumbag
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Fuck you, Dutton, you cowardly racist.
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Apparently this image is causing Mr. Dutton some anguish and he wants it removed from the internet.
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Dutton is getting a lesson on The Streisand Effect right about now.
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On Hillary Clinton's brand of feminism
Hillary Clinton isn't doing jack-shit for women who need feminism the most.
#feminism   #election2016   #hillary2016   #feelthebern
Feminism ceases to be Feminism when wealthy women hijack a movement centered on liberation to pinkwash war and exploitat…
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That is a pretty good article for getting angry. We need more of it 
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