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Yep, true.
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+Tim S Of course.That's the only logical explanation.
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Tech Advice: How to keep people from hassling you to fix their computers.
#nerdhumour   #nerdhumor  
With middling power comes great responsibility, and it's one we rightly want to shirk.
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+God Emperor Lionel Lauer, heck, these days it's my standard response to virtually everyone not already in the industry who asks me what my job is. Uh. It's hard to describe...
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Re-shared because the OP was swarmed by right-wing trolls
Yep. There's a reason why this is the only ideology on earth that has no regard for outcomes. Libertarians literally don't think, or much care about outcomes.
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+Andy Brandley Care to explain why you think Socialism is a bad thing?
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I'm wondering how many anti-vaxx wackos will be willing to miss out on many thousands of dollars to avoid vaccinating their kids.
The Abbott government has closed another loophole on children's vaccinations, ending a religious exemption that allowed Christian Scientists to get childcare benefits and not vaccinate their kids.
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+Bob Lai Of course it is. ::sigh::
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I am the nitrogen breathing anaerobic-obligate bacterium that will inherit the Earth when you humans finally poison it beyond repair. Perhaps, some day I will evolve into a sentient species and learn to make tools just as humanity has. It is my hope that my descendants will find a greater collective awareness of their impending doom than your species has. Yet, perhaps dogma and superstition are the ultimate downfall of all higher life forms?  
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And this is why men with brains support feminism.
*Feminism = Equality for all. Because it's 2015 and people still don't know that.

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+Brent Hollett In this post, I'm not trying to 'combat' anyone.
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Two Australian states set to start trialling medical marijuana.
Victoria is set to join NSW's medical marijuana trials aimed at helping children with epilepsy, the terminally ill and people on chemotherapy, in a bid to build the case for the groundbreaking treatment.
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You watch this and realize how slow we are in comparison.
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#TPP is great for elites. Is it good for anyone else? - good analysis
The secretive and anti-democratic way global trade rules are written often leads to one-sided rules that benefit powerful interest groups.
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The sad thing is we seem to be banking on the US republicans to stop this horrendous farce. What a topsy-turvy world
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This is just as true now as it was when he wrote it.
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Today is Holocaust Remembrance Day. Let’s never forget.
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These guys are pretty much everything I want from a local pizza delivery place; great classic pizzas, nice specialty pizzas when I'm in the mood for them, cheap, competent, friendly service, insanely fast delivery (although they're only a few blocks from me, so I can't comment on what their delivery is like further away), & decent prices. Tonights order was a family size half & half Capricciosa with anchovies (don't judge me! - I love anchovies!) & Hawaiian, with a small herb & garlic pizza; total price $25.50 delivered. Stuff I especially love about them: They're 100% reliable, they're pleasant, they're generous with their toppings, they don't charge you extra or hassle you for half & halves or otherwise making your order complicated, like a lot of places do. Summary: If you're in their delivery area, give them a try, & they'll probably become your favourite pizza place. PS: For some reason, their phone number isn't very prominent on their site. It's 9885-9922.
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