You know the problem with being the Metatron, or “voice of God?” It’s that when the Gods you serve decide to lie, those lies wind up coming out of your mouth. The hollowed-out shell known as Rand Paul has been this generation’s pseudo-intellectual Koch puppet, having replaced his father in the position some four years ago. And for about that long, or longer, he’s been practicing Dad’s lines about the wonders of the “free market” and evils of all social programs, plagiarizing everything that needs plagiarizing in the process. But, in every way, Rand is Ron, and Ron has been the Kochs since he jumped into bed with Dave Koch in 1984.
So, here we now find Rand Paul…speakers of the gods Koch, at the April 12th Manchester, New Hampshire “Freedom Summit,” a wholly Koch-funded speaking engagement for potential losers-elect of the 2016 elections. This year, they included (hold your applause, please) Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee and his orange-ness, The Donald (Trump). So, Koch mouthpiece, Koch event…you had to know the lies about St. Reagan’s economic success were coming. Rand Paul, M.D.: