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Ever wonder where the inspiration for some of Lil' Jerry's adventures originate?  No?  I guess this was a big waste of time then.  

The +Linnenbringer Law Firm proudly presents the 2014 Uncontested Divorce Pre-Photoshop Year in Review.  A big shoutout to the artists with actual talent for providing the backdrops that allow Lil' Jerry to shine.  And to those artists I also say, don't sue me.
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The final tally is in!  In 2014, I filed a total of 342 uncontested divorces.  You may think it takes a small army to handle that sort of volume, but it really only takes a seven-day work week and a staunch commitment to ignoring the warning signs of one's own declining health.

High retainers and hourly billing?  You'll find plenty of both at most family law firms.  And when those traditional family law attorneys tell me that providing affordable, flat-fee uncontested divorce representation is nothing short of madness, I quickly remind my colleagues, before propelling them into a bottomless pit with a kick to the midsection, that...

THIS IS +Linnenbringer Law Firm!!!!
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Over at the +Linnenbringer Law Firm, customer service doesn't take a holiday.  Even in the excitement of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Festivus, eight clients had their uncontested divorce finalized this week, all on the very first day after the mandatory 30-day waiting period ended.  It's truly a Christmas miracle!
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Thanks for the shout out!
Unlike the +Discovery Channel this past Sunday, +Linnenbringer Law Firm always delivers as promised.  Contact me today to get your Missouri uncontested divorce started!  #anacondaeatsman  #MissouriUncontestedDivorce
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At long last, yet another blog entry on uncontested divorce in Missouri.
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Completing your uncontested divorce online at www.LinnenbringerLaw.com is certainly easier than trying to figure out something witty to say about teaching a Yeti how to use Linnenbringer Law's online uncontested divorce system.
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Check out www.LinnenbringerLaw.com/#Missouri-Divorce-Options for a synopsis of my groundbreaking study comparing the options an individual has when choosing how to go about their Missouri divorce.  As you'll see, one would have to be suffering from some intense reefer madness not to realize that an amicable, uncontested divorce through Linnenbringer Law is perhaps the smartest way to dissolve a marriage. #TheChronic   #DrDre   #StLouisDivorceLawyer  
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A drawn-out and expensive contested divorce is for the birds.  Instead of getting angry about your divorce, why not go about it in a rational, business-like manner?  Make an economically sound decision by choosing www.LinnenbringerLaw.com to handle your Missouri uncontested divorce at an affordable flat fee (with no in-app purchases).
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Another homerun by the Linnenbringer Law marketing team.
Does the thought of dealing with a messy and expensive contested divorce give you the willies?   You're not alone.  Free yourself from the notion that divorce has to be expensive!  Head over to www.LinnenbringerLaw.com to see just how affordable a Missouri uncontested divorce can be. #freewilly   #stlouisdivorce   #missouriuncontesteddivorce  
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One cannot work their way through the ranks of King Hippo, Bald Bull, Piston Honda, and Soda Popinski without putting in hours of intense training.  Indeed, whether fighting Mike Tyson or the post-conviction version, Mr. Dream, Doc always impressed upon me the importance of working hard, staying focused, and looking good while jogging through New York City.  Years later, as a St. Louis divorce lawyer, Doc's teachings continue to guide and motivate me to quickly prepare high quality uncontested divorce pleadings at an affordable rate.
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