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Lindsay Lightfoot
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I'm not afraid to write and speak the truth.
I'm not afraid to write and speak the truth.

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New blog post about being stalked.  Love the comedian Aziz Ansar for realizing a bit about what women go through in this world.  He rocks.  Stalkers suck. 
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Here are some of my thoughts and advice about dating.
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The last post in the "Fifty Shades of Rey" posts.  There are so many websites for women who want to date a millionaire.  This millionaire wasn't all that great. 
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I'm nearing the last posts of "Fifty Shades of Rey."  This one is a bit sad...about a sweet love who wasn't fully appreciated at the time.
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My personal favorites ones from "Fifty Shades of Rey"

#48:  New Age Retired Baby Boomer

Rey is another retired baby boomer who did not save much money throughout his life.   Apparently, some of the boomers spent a lot of money and had a lot of fun.  This boomer frequents new age conventions and calls himself a shaman.  He used to drop acid in his youth for mind-altering experiences.  Now, he prefers peyote, Ayahuasca, or mushrooms.  Rey kills it at the New Age conventions with spiritual women who participate in five minute exercises of open eye gazing, long, full-body hugs with strangers, and in-depth discussions about chakras and spirit guides.   His favorite modalities are all hands on, and if one spiritual leader claims to have a higher counsel of thirteen guides, he’ll say he has fifteen spirit guides on his counsel. 

This guy is tall and distinguished looking and keeps himself in great shape.  The British accent seals the deal in most cases.  Rey’s full of himself, and a bit of a clueless misogynist when you get right down to it.  A woman at a conference might confess that her husband looked at porn and stopped making love to her.  He’ll hug her for over a minute, really giving her that body contact she craves.  Then, after fucking her later that night, he’ll forget her issue and say, “What the hell is wrong with porn?  Nothing!” 

The biggest problem with Rey is that he is still married, so everyone he fucks gets the same line of, “I’m not really open to commitment at this point in my life.  We are living in an age of love that needs to be exchanged with as many people as possible.  I wish you much love and blessings on your journey.”  Without his wife or a woman willing to house him, Rey would be homeless.  

#49:  Stalker/Soccer Hooligan

Rey watches a lot of porn and is a soccer hooligan.  He dropped out of college because a girl broke his heart.  He loves to talk about how Bill Gates does not have a degree either, though Rey has fundamentally nothing in common with Bill Gates, except he is white and male.  Rey’s been unemployed for two years because a woman at his work “unjustly” accused him of stalking her.  He put up a website with pictures and descriptions of all the women he has “lost touch with” over the years, looking for contact information for them.  This Rey has something in common with Christian Grey in that he is in the market for a submissive, sex slave.  He even has a section of his mom's basement transformed into a mini dungeon, and tells his mother it is his workout station.  If she ever wobbles down the stairs, taxing her arthritic knees, he cuffs himself to one of the bars and does a few leg lifts.  He's too weak to do pulls ups.  Laundry is the only chore Rey does for his room, board, and meals, and this is mainly because he wants to keep his mom out of his newly constructed dungeon.  Only one very drunk girl was ever lured down to his place, but she screamed and woke up his mom, which helped her avoid being chained up in his basement indefinitely.
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#12 of the Fifty Shades of Rey posts.  This post is a tad steamy.
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Love your work!  My blog pokes a bit of fun at Fifty Shades of Grey by posting Fifty Shades of Rey...the actual guys a woman might meet in the dating world.  
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