Um. I would never send anyone camping without a knife. On the other hand you seem to be from the UK where some group of concerned citizens are, of all the broken ideas, trying to ban Kitchen Knives. I am waiting to hear that you ban any object that weighs over 3 lbs, or anything with corners, because god man! Someone might act on deadly impulse and cosh his buddy over the head! Or hey, are you selling beer in plastic bags yet?
I apologize for the rudeness, but I am baffled with the idea of protecting children from every possible misadventure on the planet. Also I apologize if your entry was actually sarcasm. :)