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Who among us doesn't want to enjoy a drink without getting fat?
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Wait, if there's alcohol involved, how can a drink be healthy? Sort of an oxymoron, isn't it?.
Mandy P
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Whiskey...whiskey wins
 
Yes many people don't know that Bourbon is regulated by the federal government to make sure it meets all the requirements to be called Bourbon.
Rudy M
 
Any straight alcohol mixed with water is about as "healthy" as you can get. VO & water is my preference.
 
I used to drink a glass of water in between drinks but i don't enjoy pissing every five minutes.
Mandy P
 
Just drink water between drinking sessions. I just drink a shit load of water before I hit pillow so I don't get a hangover.
Rudy M
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Yes, the water thing is something that I try to do, but I don't do it because it's "healthy", I do it to keep from getting too smashed.
Robby M
 
Pop a vitamin b12 before a night of drinking. It allows the liver/kidneys to more efficiently absorb water, helping with hangovers.
Mandy P
 
Or just eat shit loads of greasy ass meat like bacon. That helps too.
Rudy M
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I love how the topic switched from "how not to get fat" to "how not to get fucked up". I love you guys.
Mandy P
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lol

We're all thinking: "How can I get totally shit faced without looking like Skeletor's asshole in the morning."
Rudy M
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+Mandy P Bonus points for the Masters of the Universe tie-in. :) #mastersoftheuniverse
 
Next week - which brand of cigarette is the "healthiest"? I want to smoke, but I would really like to cut down on the cancer and death and stuff.
Mandy P
 
Hmm....smoking....healthy.....yeah. I got nothing.
 
I never quite understood the adage "Kill two birds with one stone." Was there a time in history with a surplus of birds and a shortage of stones?
Mandy P
 
lol. Maybe in the quail in the desert bible days.
 
Unless, of course, you were trying to kill birds with a Rolling Stone. That would, naturally, present a problem in the supply chain - Rolling Stones aren't exactly an inexhaustible resource.
 
Unless the birds in question happened to be a Flock of Seagulls. Then we should be okay.
 
Thank goodness - I couldn't think of anything lamer to top those off with. Was starting to worry.
 
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Which adult beverage?
Wine is fine, and Beer is dear
Liquor is quicker.
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