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Lewis Skinner
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Since when was Georgia in Europe?  It's in the Caucasus, in Asia both geographically and politically
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A mathematician and an engineer agree to a psychological experiment. They are to be put in a chair in a large empty room and a beautiful naked woman is placed on a bed at the other end of the room.

The psychologist explains, "You are to remain in your chair. Every five minutes, I will move your chair to a position halfway between its current location and the woman on the bed."

The mathematician looks at the psychologist in disgust. "What? I'm not going to go through this. You know I'll never reach the bed!" And he gets up to storm out.  The psychologist makes a note on his clipboard.

Meanwhile, the engineer's eyes light up and he starts drooling. The mathematician turns and yells, incredulous "Don't you realise?  You'll never reach her!"

The engineer smiles and replied, "Of course! But pretty soon I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!"
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Do you even know football?

The Everton match you've shown FIVE TIMES in the first half of this video is a testimonial for Tony Hibbert, who scored, prompting scenes of jubilation.

A lots of the others are of teams fighting and not hooliganism.... 
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Some people just want to watch the world burn! :D
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This keeps working with other ratios

Take a piece of paper 4 x 2 - ratio = 2 (ie √4)

Fold it into four (because √4), and you still have a piece of paper 2 x 1 - with ratio 2 (√4)
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Firstly. Do you have any evidence that the scenes of flagellation occurred in Sheffield?  All I see is a shot outside the Mosque, then a cut to a scene of men hitting themselves.
Secondly, flagellation began in the Christian faith - not the Islamic one - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-flagellation
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You think you can treat customer servants like that?  You're a cunt.  I hope you never call my company.
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