LOL your facial expressions are so much fun to watch!
I'm an anime lover but I'm not sure I fit any of those profiles perfectly. I will definitely say that because of a natural talent for memorization I'm a born quoter, and a lot of my everyday conversation ends up including quotes from my various favorite shows.
I might have a touch of weeaboo/"Japotaku" - I'm into Japanese food, language, and culture in general, but I try to be respectful about it. I have a yukata that I bought at a con but I don't, like, walk around wearing it and trying to speak pidgin Japanese or anything. I had to learn just enough to get around Tokyo while I was there last year, so I don't pretend to be more than a fascinated foreigner.