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I've always wanted to know how they got Bill Murray in Zombie land. Here ya go. I think this knowledge might making watching it for the twentieth time even better, knowing that Woody is the one who is friends with Bill and got him there and then his character is all Bill "F" Murray and such.
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RiffTrax turns TEN today! Hundreds of riffs later, we're still going strong, and we owe it all to our loyal and dedicated fans. You folks are amazing!

Here's our 10-year anniversary reel that was shown during the MST3K Reunion Show, featuring some of our favorite clips from riffs past.

Enjoy! Thank you, won't you?
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"We're NOT going to need a bigger boat."

This one will do just fine.
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I love LAIKA's philosophy. It seems to be: try to do it physically animated. If its impractical to do it, don't be afraid to use CG, its a tool, not a crutch. When appropriate, use physical animation and CG combined to create effects that neither could do alone for a completely new visual experience.
When visiting LAIKA Studios for Kubo and the Two Strings, we see the technological achievements they make to advance their craft.
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This is supposed to be a public band page.
I wish bands and others understood that Facebook is a walled garden and that it hassles fans who don't want to sell their soul to Friendface.
Meanwhile, public posts and pages on G+ really are public. I just don't understand why anyone would make Facebook their exclusive or even main news outlet when it excludes so many people from easily accessing their content.
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Installed Pokemon Go.
Caught Charizard.
Then I realized it wanted me to get up off the couch and I was like, heck with that. Turned phone off.
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Having just returned from a seven day road trip covering seven states, I've learned precisely two things:
1. In the North they have allowed their governments to scam them out of millions per year through toll roads. We don't have such things in the South, that's what gas taxes are for. I was having a really good trip until we ran into tolls, which I was unprepared for (having never seen one before). Most of them still don't accept credit cards, and the ones that do, those credit card machines are always down (probably vandalized by the toll booth employees to hold on to their jobs), and since this is Two Thousand and freaking Sixteen, and no one ever carries cash anymore, it makes tolls an absolute exercise in fury and anger, the kind of anger I only experience once a decade. No wonder Northerners are so rude. If had to deal with tolls, which is literally highway robbery (and by your own government no less), every single day, I'd hate everyone and everything too.

2. I can verify that 90% of the adult population of the United States is outside, roaming the street right now, looking for imaginary animals on their phones. (Dragging their kids along but not actually letting the kids play) #PokemonGo

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So, I was at the Ark. Yknow, the lifesize one in Kentucky that opened one week ago. It was nearing sunset and sunset at the Ark is supposed to be a picture worthy sight. After several hours of walking through the Ark (there is a lot here, and still 30% empty so they have room to add even more exhibits inside!), mine and my wife's feet were killing us and we were starving, so we rushed through the last portion of the Ark to get outside for the sunset pic and check out the onsite restaurant. As soon as we walk out, my wife exclaims slowly "Oh. My. God." And she meant it absolutely literally. There, seemingly framing the Ark, was the fullest, most vibrant, complete rainbow I have ever seen in my life as it sprinkled after some rain seemed to have just finished. This perfect complete rainbow left us both in awe and tearing up as we marveled at God's creation and the blessing we both understood we had just been given. All the recent difficulties we've had, all the reasons we should not be here in the state of Kentucky on this day, our hunger and tired feet rushing us outside at the exact perfect time (if we'd only come out to see the sunset, the rainbow was gone by that time).
We both understood this was God's miracle and a reminder to us that he has a perfect plan and perfect timing, down to the smallest details. We prayed and gave thanks.
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What, you expect them to roam the deck? I'd pen them up too.
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Almost there! MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 will return... and if we can get to $5.9MM, we'll get THIRTEEN new episodes of MST3K!
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LAIKA is just... amazing.
True artists, craftsmen, and storytellers.
At the LAIKA studio in Portland, we get a behind-the-scenes look at the upcoming animated feature, Kubo and the Two Strings.
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Lazarus: Named after the biblical character, raised from the dead by Jesus. I, too, was dead and decaying, but by accepting the free gift of salvation, I was raised from death by Him.

Xavier: Named for Professor Charles Xavier, leader of the X-Men (my face tattoo was also inspired by the X-Men character Cable)
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I'm from Memphis and I've had BBQ all over the country. These burnt ends are some of the best meat in the country. They've earned all those trophies on the wall. Not crazy about the beans, its a really weird local style, but I highly recommend the Big Corkie, its a masterpiece.
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Come here in Winter and you'll want to curl up and hibernate in this hot pot of goodness and comfort. That said, I came in July and I still wanted to, haha.
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Better tasting and better priced with better quantities than Buffalo Wild Wings. Come here like twice a month.
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Robata: fantastic, sushi: fantastic, mochi ice cream: fantastic. Brain: out of words
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One of the best new Little Rock restaurants. Great staff and owner and management and even better food. Not one bad thing on the menu, you cant go wrong, also decent quantities for the price. Lunch is affordable, though there is a lunch crowd in the week. Several different items means everyone in a group can get what they want just about.
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Best steak ive had outside of Texas. The family style dinner is awesome. The tamales are also possibly the best I've ever had.
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