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Lazarus Xavier
Attended Xaviers School of When Life Kicks Your Butt, You Punch Life in the Face
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7 years for me personally, but HBD Android!
 
8 epic years. Naturally, we're celebrating with some of our favorite treats. #Android
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I still highly recommend Sling TV to replace your cable, dish or Uverse tv. Its tons cheaper than those, provided that Sling TV has all the channels you need.
However, after 6 months or so, we actually decided to cancel. We found we just don't watch as much tv anymore. For the couple shows we watched, it was cheaper over the year to just buy the seasons of those two or three shows on Google Play to watch on the ShieldTV. Most of the "tv shows" that I watch are marvel or dc shows, and those are all on network channels which Sling doesn't have, so I decided to get Hulu instead when they made it pay-only. Plus we watch a lot more youtubers now and other free content, plus Netflix and the movies we buy on Bluray.
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GO SEE THIS FILM THIS WEEKEND IF YOU HAVEN'T
(AND SEE IT AGAIN IF YOU HAVE CAUSE YOU KNOW ITS THAT GOOD)
Watch this wonderful music video if you need some convincing, just know that the sound and visuals are matched with equally amazing storytelling.
This film isn't getting the attention it deserves. This was hands down the best film of the year. Not just best animated, best film period. Sure, there have been other movies I really enjoyed this year, Captain America was everything we wanted it to be and Ghostbusters was an absolute surprise (my wife dragged me in and I wanted to hate the movie, but by the end I was completely won over and wanting a sequel).
But Kubo has everything that makes a movie a "great film". The right amount of action, adventure, humor, humanity, emotion, depth, melancholy, joy, dialogue, voice acting, storytelling achievement, historical technical achievement, sound and visual design and technique. This film hits every box on the checklist for a "classic"
Bonus: its absolutely equally enjoyable for both kids and adults and every walk of life.
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I've always wanted to know how they got Bill Murray in Zombie land. Here ya go. I think this knowledge might making watching it for the twentieth time even better, knowing that Woody is the one who is friends with Bill and got him there and then his character is all Bill "F" Murray and such.
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RiffTrax turns TEN today! Hundreds of riffs later, we're still going strong, and we owe it all to our loyal and dedicated fans. You folks are amazing!

Here's our 10-year anniversary reel that was shown during the MST3K Reunion Show, featuring some of our favorite clips from riffs past.

Enjoy! Thank you, won't you?
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If you follow Android Police, there's a good chance you've got a rooted device, whether it be an easy-to-root Nexus or something like a Galaxy th... by Richard Gao in Android OS, Applications, Development, Games, News
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extremely useful for doing all the prepwork to maximize a lucky egg (if you are too lazy to do all the maths yourself, like I am. I do maths all day at work, this is my brain-cation time!)
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[from Fathom Events page:]
Date and Time: LIVE Thursday, October 27 at 8:00 p.m. ET/7:00 p.m. CT and Tape-delayed to 7:00 p.m. MT/8:00 p.m. PT

Rebroadcast Monday, October 31 at 7:30 p.m. (local time)

Run Time: 2 hours (approximate)

Ticketing: Tickets are available by clicking on the orange “Buy Tickets” button. If online ticketing is not available for your location, you can purchase your tickets by visiting the box office at your local participating cinema.

Special Fathom Features: A LIVE never-before-seen riffing on the spooky midnight-movie cult classic, Carnival of Souls, from the Belcourt Theatre in Nashville, TN.

Fathom Events and RiffTrax.com® are excited to bring Carnival of Souls to the big screen for a LIVE riff on Thursday, October 27 followed by a special re-broadcast on Monday, October 31.

Kick-off your Halloween season with a night of laughter as the guys who make movies funny, Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, take on the spooky 1962 cult classic Carnival of Souls.

When young Mary survives a horrible car crash, she tries to start her life over with a new job in a small Utah town. But along the way she’s haunted by a gaunt pale figure in a nice suit who leads her to an abandoned old pavilion on the shores of the Great Salt Lake. Soon Mary doesn’t know if she’s awake or dreaming, alive or dead, which makes her really dull at parties.

In its first big screen presentation since a recent full-color restoration, Carnival of Souls as riffed by the RiffTrax crew is weird, creepy, very silly and the perfect Halloween treat.
Rifftrax Live: Carnival of Souls
Thu, October 27, 8:00 PM

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This is supposed to be a public band page.
I wish bands and others understood that Facebook is a walled garden and that it hassles fans who don't want to sell their soul to Friendface.
Meanwhile, public posts and pages on G+ really are public. I just don't understand why anyone would make Facebook their exclusive or even main news outlet when it excludes so many people from easily accessing their content.
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Installed Pokemon Go.
Caught Charizard.
Then I realized it wanted me to get up off the couch and I was like, heck with that. Turned phone off.
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Introduction
Lazarus: Named after the biblical character, raised from the dead by Jesus. I, too, was dead and decaying, but by accepting the free gift of salvation, I was raised from death by Him.

Xavier: Named for Professor Charles Xavier, leader of the X-Men (my face tattoo was also inspired by the X-Men character Cable)
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I'm from Memphis and I've had BBQ all over the country. These burnt ends are some of the best meat in the country. They've earned all those trophies on the wall. Not crazy about the beans, its a really weird local style, but I highly recommend the Big Corkie, its a masterpiece.
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Come here in Winter and you'll want to curl up and hibernate in this hot pot of goodness and comfort. That said, I came in July and I still wanted to, haha.
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Better tasting and better priced with better quantities than Buffalo Wild Wings. Come here like twice a month.
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Robata: fantastic, sushi: fantastic, mochi ice cream: fantastic. Brain: out of words
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One of the best new Little Rock restaurants. Great staff and owner and management and even better food. Not one bad thing on the menu, you cant go wrong, also decent quantities for the price. Lunch is affordable, though there is a lunch crowd in the week. Several different items means everyone in a group can get what they want just about.
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reviewed a year ago
Best steak ive had outside of Texas. The family style dinner is awesome. The tamales are also possibly the best I've ever had.
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