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Laurel Green
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I'm named after a tree.
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Oh, I get it, this isn’t the darkest timeline, it’s just the most disappointing timeline.
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I think I would care more about the #Emmys if my viewing habits didn’t mostly consist of watching things being crushed by hydraulic presses these days...
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Peter Pan Guy is Reviewbrah's father #Reviewbrah #PeterPanGuy #TheReportoftheWeek
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Yay! I fixed my Tumblr video thumbnail problem. Sorta. Maybe. I don’t know how it’s possible but Tumblr handles everything is the absolute worst way.

Now to try to find a way to add volume control... #TumblrProblems
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I wonder if Star Trek: Discovery is regretting that stupid shout-out they made to Elon Musk right about now?
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I’m now reminded of the math teacher I had who would get very mad when somebody called 0 a number.

But, if 0 isn’t a number, how can +0 and -0 exist?

Checkmate, math teacher whose name I can’t remember.
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Is it even a good idea to catch Carmen Sandiego? She built a spaceship and a time machine, and stole the concept of the number zero just for laughs.

If you were ever to catch her, it would only be because she wanted you to.
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Poor Jack Ryan, he just wants to analyse data but the explosions keep happening
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I hope that nobody ever considers me to be a role model.
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LOL, #MyCavemanNameIs ? I don’t live in a cave! Mine are the people of the Endless Grass Sea.
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