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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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I watched the movie Scarface last night.

It's quite a misleading title; I mean, the guy knew nothing about scarfs.

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What's the friendliest polyatomic ion?

Bromate.

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What do you call birds that stick together?

Velcrows.

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Asparagus is a funny word.

It sounds like an Italian guy begging you not to kill someone called Gus.

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What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin.

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Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?

Swarm.

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A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen.

Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.

It was a brief case.

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I rang the bicycle factory and asked to speak to whoever was in charge of wheels.

The person who answered said they weren't there.

I said, "Okay, who are you?"

They said, "His spokes person".

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I'm giving away my chimney for free.

It's on the house.

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