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Got a bruise on my back the size of a small steak. #bornthiswayball
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That'll teach ya to make a dress out of T-bone steaks.
 
In life things happen.. Keep doing ya thing.. Reach out if you are interested in being a support to my Relationship Movement.. Check me out on twitter @alafiatyner or on facebook.. I know you get busy but this is a positive things and you will feel good about endorsing me.. Have a great night and take care of yourself..
Jp Sea
 
And here I was thinking you were an immortal! I hope your Okay, love your music.
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waHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
filet mignon... Thanks gaga for making me hungry
 
happy birth day gaga my 5 year old cuzin loves u she knew it was ur bday she will do any thing to meat u she even haz a shirt that has your name on it and it haz im littel gaga i made i for her she sais my lady gaga loves me and i will say is lady gaga cool and she sais no shes my lady gaga and yes she is not cool shes awsome. so please make it up to her your her roll motle thanks!
 
happy birthday gagag <3 <3 i love you i like you baby
 
Wait what happen? Is Mother Monster gonna be ok?!
 
Are you ok??? And you recently celebrated your b-day. FEEL BETTER GAGA
 
.....wow.....gud for u...? o.o ....................................................................................freak >.>
 
Well done!
(That's a steak pun!)
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Stop takin those dongs to the back hahah
 
Thats a bummer. But you're still AMAZING
 
I LOVE YOU!!!! THANKS FOR TWEETING ME! MEANS THE WORLD TO ME <3333
 
Love from singapore... take care lady 
 
hang on, im not from singapore.....sooooo 1/2 dito...????
 
take some rest, it will pass sooner or later
 
Ouch, it happened during a rehearsal for your concert? You could get over it with your passion on the stage, GaGa :) Take Care always.
Ted Xi
 
That's great
Ted Xi
 
看起来这里没有被中文占领
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混个脸熟。。。
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get well soon we want to hear your songs
 
get well sooon honeyy waitng for your nw songss mmuuuaaah
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please be careful,don't need to hurt yourself.
 
Musta happened while having fun...if you are lucky it will leave a scar and hopefully it will be a good one, lol!
 
hope you're ok. paws up.
 
anyway, why do you have that bruise.? who gave you that.?
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ouch must have hurt
 
DO U WANT ME TO HAVE A LOOK AT IT 4U .
 
There's absolutely no way that can be a good thing, lol. Sounds Painful. Ouchhhh. Thank God it's only a bruise.
 
While I was splitting wood I was hit with a log above my kidney. That was three weeks ago and I still have a bruise.

I say you don't cover it up so that everyone can see it. Next thing you know it will be the cool thing to wear a bruise on your back.
 
OMG how did u get hurt like that! R u ok? I hope u r
 
Cool bomb fire luv it don't get any closer even though I know u are fire
 
I would be fucking surprised if she even reads the comments.
 
realy thats bad do you know what it is from?
 
I really want to be your friend so add me ok ?
 
+Alan Scott at least it looks like she does her own updates and thats not so common among celebrities!
 
Ouch! ive had that happen to me before it hurts!
 
LOL luv the fact that she's still not replying to any of the comments
 
I wish I could kiss it for you and make it all better ('') <3 lol
 
Gaga your the best I am like your number one fan even though i am only 14 you have inspired me I love you and your music my name is Adrienne <3 I am in 8th grade and I live in Maine if you comment or E-mail me that would make my day <3 - love your little monster - Adrienne ps. my email is childsadriennen@gmail.com - Your monster your biggest fan Adrienne
 
I would like you to know that my grand baby loves you. She just turned 3. And sings a lot of your songs. My friends crack up. She sits in back seat of convertible sunglasses on and says Lady GaGa , Gee Gee that is what she calls me. You r awesome. 
 
my little daughter knows you too
 
It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious! A bruise is just proof that you had an awesome time.
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Why are you always falling?! O.O
 
Lady gaga how do u change your pic
 
GOD bless u, Mother Monster!!!!
 
lol...................... livie! so......... FUNNY!
 
- Gaga your the best I am like your number one fan even though i am only 14 you have inspired me I love you and your music my name is Adrienne <3 I am in 8th grade and I live in Maine if you comment or E-mail me that would make my day <3 - love your little monster - Adrienne ps. my email is childsadriennen@gmail.com- Your monster your biggest fan Adrienne Hope you feel better
 
I know this is random, and I hope your back will be better soon(try putting tobacco on it), but I attend a group called USGA(Understanding Same Gender Attraction) at BYU and a video was made about the LGBTQ youth there. I'm not a student there but many students there are part of the LGBTQ community and want some positive exposure. Kendall Wilcox, who was a BYU professor and is a film producer, made a "It Gets Better" video of them. You probably can search for it in YouTube with the title "It Gets Better at Brigham Young University". I hope you read this and find the video. It is good and I thank you and appreciate you for all of what you do.
 
haha lol funny no dont do tht he is talking out of his arse
 
lol haah I want lady gaga to reply ... do any of you think she will reply to me .. tell me what you think ( comment and tell me ) Please thank you <3
 
hey i am so sry for u iam ur biggest fan>
 
eww. duz it hurt. o & happy belated birthday, we hav the same one, March 28th
 
Hey lady gaga , i wanna sing a song with u , pls give me chance and plr requrt that come in india , i am wekcoming u . I wanna meet u , 
 
i can't believe you're working so hard for the born this way ball! i'm so excited!! please come to the PNC bank arts center in NJ!!! <3
 
your the best singer in the world ur so original
 
i have a bruise on just under my knee the size of a coin dollar....how did you get a steak sized bruise??
 
ouch. i feel ya girl. i have a big bruise on my arm. i hit my arm on a locker at school.
Grace S
 
ow! i love you lady gaga!
 
Wow... Lady Gaga can even make a bruise sound awsum!! =)
 
how can you make a bruise cool
 
Happy Birthday Gaga, it is too late for this but I congratulate you for your sweet 26. I wanted to be the first to congratulate you on Twitter but could not. If I can Gaga if you follow on Twitter please if you do what you would appreciate my twitter is @ SaraScheiBe. I Love You Goodbye and I congratulate you for your wonderful work. A certainly are beautiful.
 
Happy birthdayyy! It's also my friend nick Montforts and Audrey Kellen birthday! They love u lady gaga and so do we
 
Just to warn you ... I will definitely go on your show here in Brazil!
 
the size of a small steak???????? that's not weird!
 
did someone throw a small steak at ur back?
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Feel Better. Happy Belated Birthday!!!
 
I love you! You are my freakin hero! Mostly cause you don't care what people think of you, personaly I love your outfits but my parents kind of hate you cause of them. But I don't care! I love you!
So thank you for your music.
Love Liv.
 
u r so awesome!!:D i love how u r not afraid to express urself!!!! i inspire me to be myself nomatter what other poeple think. :) thsnkyou so much!! i voted 4 u for the KSAs also :) u should buy a little monster doll and take a pic with it. ouo
 
you amaze me... cause you are born this way! #pawsup!
 
what are u doing with yourself?! u R not just for yourself now u R for all of us be careful girliE pls
 
Is this real or fake account ?
 
TRULY SAD BABY! HOPE U WLL BE FINE....................
 
hi lady gaga
gues what appends when you see yourself sleeping? poke her face
 
I love you sooo Gaga is one of the best singers I've ever heard her sing and I want to tell you that of course I'm his show in Brazil!
 
wats the bruise from? hope u ok:) hahaha funny face= =S
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ure the cooles t Lady Gaga from pirate 01 Canada
 
hiyaaa mother monster!!! hope you are well! x
 
aww mother monster take care ok!!! i love u
 
ouch! anyways ur awesome! ur songs are so inspiring <3
 
ugh im sorry! that totally sucks. i cant beleive your twenty six! im only twenty five. are you the sign of the tiger? just curious!
 
happy april fools <3 luv ya gaga phone number 937-964-2343
 
https://plus.google.com/u/0/104489019211235223643/posts I have officially decided to participate in the "Death With Dignity Act of Oregon State....I am choosing to die with Dignity sometime between now and the next two years....whenever my pain levels get SO bad...I can't bare to live!
How do you feel about this? What would YOU do girl....if you had some kind of Disability or life altering, excruciatingly painful disease that was progressive? Would you consider "Death With Dignity" rather than Life in excruciating & constant pain?
 
BTW.....You and Pamela Gay Lee (Manitou Springs, Co) are SO..MUCH alike!!! WOW!!! I think that you two should meet each other...seriously!
 
Oh, I almost forgot....I am going to be creating a video movie that will encompass me being compacted in a trash truck (as a means to my "Death With Dignity") in the plot of the movie....It will be a lot like "catch 22" in which my father and his bud were the ones standing at the ambulance doors and closing them at the beginning of the movie....Time, My Dad, is on the screen left I think and Tom Berenger is screen right...ish
 
I love you lady!!!! So hot
 
Haha! I think you should post a picture of it! :D Xxx
 
Hi lady gaga my son Daniel is 5 yr old he loves u n ur music he will stop whatever he is doing when he c u on tv or book.It would b great if he could ever meet u or get a picture of u .We live in delawere if u ever get time could u send us a picture or meet u next time u r in delawere or philly.Thank u so much mis gaga .
 
Okay interesting post, Gaga! :)
 
LADY GAGA, IF YOU CAN SEE THIS COMMENT, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I'M ONLY 14 AND I LIVE IN SEOUL BUT THERE'S NO WAY OF GETTING TO THAT CONCERT. I'VE BEEN WAITED FOR 3 YEARS JUST TO SEE ONLY ONE OF YOUR LIVE SHOWS AND THIS IS THE ONLY CHANCE I'LL GET TO SEE YOU. BUT THE GOVERNMENT MADE IT 18+, I CRIED FOR 3 DAYS ALREADY AND TRYING ALL THE WAYS I CAN GET TO SEE YOU IN KOREA. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SO IF YOU CAN REALLY SEE THIS, I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SEE YOU IN KOREA, PERHAPS LIKE A BACKSTAGE PASS, I KNOW IT SOUNDED RIDICULOUS BUT I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU, I WISH I CAN JUST SEE YOU BUT THINGS JUST DON'T GO WELL. PLEASE REPLY IF YOU SEE THIS, I LOVE YOU AND PAWS UP!!!!! MY EMAIL: chanyyjustin@gmail.com
 
feel better from the bruise... your still awesome on stage no matter what....nothing can get in your way ;)
 
hi, I am hlaingkyawhtet.I want to friend you....?
 
Still got that meat dress? Might feel good on that bruise.
 
You go, Mother Monster! You are so devoted. Love you and hope it feels better soon!
 
Now HOW the HELL did you do that??? I HOPE not from "Bending Over Backwards" hehehehehe and falling....tell me and us fans...how did that LARGE bruise GET there? What caused it and what were you doing when you got it?
 
I think GAGA the best singer because her good manner to help the people
 
St ephanor...How did that happen
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