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Kristian Köhntopp
Works at Syseleven GmbH
Attended Christian-Albrechts-Universität, Kiel
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Hi, I am Kris. This post is pinned to the top of my stream. It explains who I am and what I do. If you are planning to follow me, here is what you will get.

Read the section on Categories below if I seem to be spamming your stream.

This is a support post. If you have questions, ask them in the comments below. I will try to answer, and I may or may not delete question and answers after some time, depending on the permanent value of our conversation for other readers.

Language

I am German, and I am posting a lot of content in german language. Some posts are in english, but overall I am convinced that there is a sufficient amount of english content on Google plus, so I do see no pressing need to add to that.

Vita

I am at the moment working on Openstack at +SysEleven, an ecommerce hosting company in Berlin, Germany. I used to work at +Booking.com in Amsterdam working on databases, at MySQL AB as a consultant, at web.de in Karlsruhe as a Security Engineer and at NetUSE AG in Kiel in various roles. I wrote Linux HOWTO documents, contributed to PHP, Spamassassin and many other projects. I do speak on conferences.

Content

I am a high volume poster. Many of the posts are reshares. If you are new to Google plus, and follow me that may mean I am about to spam your stream.

You do not have to read all my content, I am using Collections. A collection is a substream - instead of following me, the person, you can follow one of my collections.

If you follow me as a person, you will get all collections as well, plus everything that is not in a collection. If you do not follow me as a person or unfollow me, you can still follow one or more of my collections, or follow all but some collections.

You can also set up notifications on a per-collection basis, i.e. follow me as a person, and follow a collection and turn on notification for the collection only.

Photographyhttps://plus.google.com/collection/w5npb Images only. Long pauses, with bursts of many images.

Speaker Deckshttps://plus.google.com/collection/0RMYX Slides, Videos of talks, with me as a speaker (or featured talks of people I know). Low volume.

Bloggish stuffhttps://plus.google.com/collection/UUFYX I don't have a blog any more. Whenever I have a longer writeup, explaining or discussing stuff, it will end up here. Low volume. Discussion very welcome.

Bücherhttps://plus.google.com/collection/4INXX I read a lot of books, mostly Scifi and Fantasy, also non-fiction. Low volume, postings appear in batch. There will be spoilers. This is the only warning you will ever get for that.

News from Neulandhttps://plus.google.com/collection/khHXX Reshares and links to news articles I read. High volume, a lot of discussion, at the moment no deeper categorization.

Jobshttps://plus.google.com/u/0/collection/I7f8c
Sometimes people ask me to post job offers, mostly in Germany. Low volume, low discussion.

More collections will appear as I go, and I will then update this post. Do you want another category? Ask in the comments.

You did delete my comment

I probably did.

I have a lot of followers, and many read the comments. I want to make that a worthwhile experience. So a comment that does not contribute to a meaningful discussion is likely to be deleted - 'me too', 'awesome post', 'haha funny' is likely to go.

I don't hate you, and I didn't dislike your comment. I just thought that it was a waste of time for some 50k+ other people, because it was redundant. Don't take it personally. You can always reshare my article and comment on it in your stream (and post a link to that as a comment to my article, explaining and inviting people to come over, I will never delete that).

Friendsplus.me

I am a customer of http://friendsplus.me, and I am using that to reshare stuff to Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr. You can follow me there, but discussion happens here. My identities on other social services are presence and reshare only, I do not really exist as a person over there.
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+Robert Dahlem Von welchen Einsprengseln redest du genau? Sicher dass sich das nicht noch irgendwo justieren laesst?
Ausser den beiden nichtkillbaren Kaesten "You might like communities/topics"... ist mein All-Stream spamfrei.. und die werden so ca. alle 30 Beitraege mal eingefuegt, das ist ignorierbar.
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Und damit - Gute Nacht
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+Jan Walzer Jopp, aber ist trotzdem irgendwie befremdlich als Deutscher das da so zu lesen. Hat halt irgendwie einen komisch Beigeschmack.
Aber das .kz die TLD von Kasachstan ist weiß ich, ja.
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The Funk Hunters, Live at The Commodore Ballroom, Vancouver, 2014
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Google I/O macht Google fertig: Needs moar servers.
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Live 1a sogar mobil und mit Wechsel zwischen 4 Geräten und sogar in Auto.... Macht aber die IO nicht besser... Bin bissl enttäuscht 
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Und wieder ist GoodDuckPanels direkt am Puls der Zeit.
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Jetzt fehlen wirklich nur noch die Precogs aus Minority Report und das Glück ist perfekt.
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Leitsätze für Feine Backwaren
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...und Mehlstaubexplosion ;)
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Mad Max und Iron Sky haben ein uneheliches Kind - Kung Fury

»Miami-Dade Police Department detective and martial artist Kung Fury time travels from the 1980s to World War II to kill Adolf Hitler, a.k.a. "Kung Führer", and avenge his friend's death at the hands of the Nazi leader. An error in the time machine sends him further back to the Viking Age. With the help of a female Viking and the Norse God Thor, Kung Fury continues his time travels to end the Third Reich once and for all.«
  -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fury#Plot
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Die Schlußminute vor dem Abspann alleine ist schon jedes Geld wert. Das sind ja 10 Millionen Anspielungen in einer Sequenz, und Closure gratis dazu.
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From the Huch-When-Did-That-Happen-Dept: https://www.natronundsoda.net ist nicht mehr.

Natron und Soda war eine ziemlich coole Gothmädchennähcommunity, die offenbar vor einem viertel Jahr dicht gemacht hat. Humpf.
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https://twitter.com/LorumIpsum/status/603535625472614400

Also, let this be a lesson to all of Europe. You come after US companies, US comes after your sportses. An eye for an eye or something.
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Man kann niemandem mehr trauen, jemand meinte er hätte gesucht und nichts gefunden.
grml.
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Aufgrund einer Diskussion im Office: Cola "life" enthält 1/3 weniger Zucker, und hat in etwa 1/2 die Kalorien normaler Cola.

Und es gib "Cola light koffeinfrei". Ich warte auf "Cola light koffeinfrei clear still".
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Also ich kann keine Cola/Fanta etc mehr trinken, find das einfach zu süß und vertrag ich nicht mehr soo gut.
Morgens leckeren schwarzen Tee, Rest des Tages nur Wasser.
Wenn Bedarf ist, zwischendurch nen Kaffee mit ganz viel Milch.
Ansonsten lieber (alkoholfreies) Bier zwischendurch als Cola.
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Work
Occupation
Diplom-Informatiker
Employment
  • Syseleven GmbH
    2014 - present
  • Booking.com B.V.
    Senior Scalability Engineer, 2008 - 2014
  • MySQL AB
    Principal Consultant, 2005 - 2008
  • Web.de
    Senior Security Engineer, 2003 - 2005
  • NetUSE AG
    Senior Consultant, 2001 - 2003
  • NetUSE AG
    Application Developer, 1999 - 2001
  • SH Online Dienst GmbH
    Application Developer, 1998 - 1999
  • Landesbank Schleswig-Holstein
    Orga/IT, 1997 - 1998
  • NetUSE GmbH
    Security Consultant, 1994 - 1997
  • Multimedia Campus Kiel
    Dozent, 2002 - 2003
  • Blogger
    http://blog.koehntopp.de, 2003 - 2013
  • Projektzentrum Ökosystemforschung
    1994, 1994 - 1995
  • afbb Akademie für berufliche Bildung
    Trainer (Unix Sysadmin, C Developer), 1991 - 1995
  • Freiberuflicher Autor
    http://kris.koehntopp.de/artikel/, 1992 - 2000
  • Individual Network e.V.
    Gründungsmitglied, 1992 - 1998
  • Toppoint Mailbox e.V.
    Gründungsmitglied, 1987 - 2001
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Currently
Berlin
Previously
Karlsruhe - Kiel
Contact Information
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Email
Address
SysEleven GmbH Ohlauer Straße 43 10999 Berlin
Story
Tagline
I have always been here.
Introduction
I'm from the internet. That's why you can't place my accent.
Bragging rights
Unix Guru, Alter Sack, Spezialexperte, Gründer des deutschsprachigen Internets
Education
  • Christian-Albrechts-Universität, Kiel
    Computer Science (Dipl.), 1988 - 1996
  • Max-Planck-Schule, Kiel
  • Heinrich-Heine-Schule, Heikendorf
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AllCast
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VLC for Android Beta
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30C3 Schedule
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SIMH Simulator for Android
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SIMH/Android simulates several historically significant computers such as the DEC PDP-1, PDP-8, PDP-10, PDP-11, VAX, AltairZ80, several IBM

Integrated Timer For Ingress
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Humble Bundle (beta)
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