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Kristen Mae
Works at Abandoning Pretense
Attended Florida State University
Lives in Florida
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AWESOME BOOKS ++++ A PRETTY MAJOR #GIVEAWAY
Summer's here & that means summer reading is here! Looking for the perfect beach book or captivating read? 20 books that belong on your summer reading list.
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+Robert Anstett thank you so much!!!
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Beyond the Break, out June 23. You know you want it.

Sign up for the newsletter so you don't miss a thing... www.kristenmaebooks.com
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"The thought that a terrorist might sneak in with the refugees sent a shiver of fear down her spine. She prayed they would keep the boarders closed."
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When Your Kid Will Poop - the story behind one of the hilarious cartoons in Science of Parenthood's new book!

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There is SO MUCH MUSIC IN Beyond the Break. And here it all is:

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There are SO MANY more important things with which to concern ourselves, guys. Like single-ply toilet paper. I mean, WHY, right? Just WHY?
I know, America, I’m just as upset over the ambiguously festive Starbucks cups as you are. What were they thinking? Not a Christmas tree nor a reindeer in sight. I mean, it’s not as if...
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Mom, musician, writer.
Skills
Thinking deep thoughts and telling a good poop story.
Employment
  • Abandoning Pretense
    Writer, present
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Florida
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Abandoning Pretense... because pretending is for kids.
Introduction
Walking a fine line between being my best self and being a big fat phony.
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I write: http://abandoningpretense.blogspot.com/
Education
  • Florida State University
    Music Performance, 1997 - 2001
  • University of Cincinnati College-Conservatory of Music
    Music Performance, 2001 - 2004
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Female
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