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Kristen Mae
Works at Abandoning Pretense
Attended Florida State University
Lives in Florida
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"The thought that a terrorist might sneak in with the refugees sent a shiver of fear down her spine. She prayed they would keep the boarders closed."
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When Your Kid Will Poop - the story behind one of the hilarious cartoons in Science of Parenthood's new book!

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A little Cobain, by Abandoning Pretense. =)
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OMG IT'S A MIRACLE. I WROTE SOMETHING FOR MY OWN BLOG. Can you believe it?! Now please, for the love of Pete, go read it, whether you're a misanthrope or not. =)
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Being one of those old farts, I've noticed that generations do seem to reinvent everything. Tis both a strength and a weakness. And, like them, I too felt everyone coming before "us" and after "us" wallowed in the murkiest ignorance. Good post +Kristen Mae  
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Just being realistic! ;) +NickMom 
Note: Does not contain actual swimming.
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There are SO MANY more important things with which to concern ourselves, guys. Like single-ply toilet paper. I mean, WHY, right? Just WHY?
I know, America, I’m just as upset over the ambiguously festive Starbucks cups as you are. What were they thinking? Not a Christmas tree nor a reindeer in sight. I mean, it’s not as if...
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I call my daughter “princess” every single day. What in the name of Gloria Steinem am I thinking? 
I call my daughter "princess"every single day. What in the name of Gloria Steinem am I thinking?
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The truth about family camping trips: 
Oh, that sound? It was probably nothing.
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Don't actually do these things. 
You need to plan ahead. Your soon-to-be eldest needs to be prepared for the grim reality of having a new sibling in the house.
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Mom, musician, writer.
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Thinking deep thoughts and telling a good poop story.
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  • Abandoning Pretense
    Writer, present
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Florida
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Abandoning Pretense... because pretending is for kids.
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Walking a fine line between being my best self and being a big fat phony.
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I write: http://abandoningpretense.blogspot.com/
Education
  • Florida State University
    Music Performance, 1997 - 2001
  • University of Cincinnati College-Conservatory of Music
    Music Performance, 2001 - 2004
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