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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys. "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."

"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing.

When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke."

"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.
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Star trails over Ramona, California. I combined 99 images - each at f/2.8 13 sec ISO 1600 - using StarStaX to make this image. #startrails  
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Owners of the Verizon Wireless version of the Samsung Galaxy S5 now have an update to Android 5.0 Lollipop available for their downloading pleasure. Well, technically it's two updates, the first paving the way for the main Lollipop update. Verizon's Galaxy S5 is actually the first S5 in the US to get Lollipop, following releases in Europe last month. Here's what's new in the update...
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Abandoned house in Murrieta. #urbex  
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Star trails at Filaree Meadow in Mount Laguna #startrails  
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Pleiades and comet C/2014 Q2 Lovejoy.  f/2.0 10 sec ISO 3200 #comet   #lovejoy   #cometlovejoy  
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Content of spam I just received: He entirely dropped Roc from his chronicles. This out-and-out pirate was afterwards living in Jamaica, and probably engaged in new enterprises, but Esquemeling would have nothing more to do with him nor
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I told him I can't open the jar. He said download and install #Java. #HappensAllTime #Old #Programming
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Night sky at Filaree Meadow in Mount Laguna. Shot some star trails here tonight. This is a single frame from over 150 shots in the sequence.
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Software Developer . Urban Explorer . Photographer . Geek . Not a n00b
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Software developer.

No, I will not fix your computer.

Photographer. g33k

Urban explorer - I like exploring and photographing abandoned buildings.
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Urban explorer, serious amateur photographer.
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