Some despicable individuals looking for some easy money have figured out ways to profit off of a few of these wars.
I am a soldier, an agent if you will, in one of these wars. I battle those who would want to turn portals green because myself and my comrades wish for these portals to be blue.
My comrades and I have been approached by war profiteers on many occasions. These profiteers always claim that they have the technology and resources to arm us by virtually transporting caches of weapons to our home bases. We have always refused their services because we have had the means to arm ourselves since the beginning of this endless war.
An enemy in this war bravely reached out to me several weeks ago. He informed me that these war profiteers are playing both sides and offering his team armaments as well. He assured me that they also refuse the services of these detestable money hungry lowlifes.
I exchanged communications with him and one of his female comrades where we discussed what we should do about these war profiteers. We began to discuss whether or not the technology the profiteers are in possession of, which we refer to as "spoofing", may have some positive applications.
We all agreed that we can obtain our own weapons and supplies on the battlefield, the one thing we always seem to lack however, are rations.
As this discussion continued, we came to the conclusion that the one food item we believe the war profiteers can spoof to us is the Mexican entree known as the "taco".
Since we do not posses the technology of spoofing we have concluded that we must convince this group of profiteers to use their exclusive technology for the betterment of the human race. We must convince this group to spoof us some tacos!
While the two sides in this war may not agree whether or not the aliens are coming to save us or enslave us, what we all can agree on is... we are hungry!
We ask all of you to join us in our campaign to feed the world with spoofed tacos. While we don't expect much in the way of results, we do promise you that this will be more fun than a reading of Goosebumps at a slumber party.
Please join us in our battle cry of #tacosorbust
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