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Ugh. Why isn't it time to go home yet? I really don't wanna mess with this fiddly, low-level code any more today... :/
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OP says it all.
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Bwaaahahahhahhahhaha. Assholes.
 
Ah gerrymandering! Business owners try to remove all voters from business district but they forgot one college student
the city council created a special 'business' district. This district would be allowed to vote to create a half cent sales tax to pay for local improvements rather than using property tax increases. There is a special rule that says if no registered voters exist in an area, the property owners are allowed to vote BUT one U of M student registered at her CoMO address. And the county clerk has certified that she is the sole voter allowed in the up coming vote. Now the owners are barred from voting. Will have to raise taxes (if they want those district improvements) and raise them even more to pay off the debt they incurred to finance this deal. http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/27/1415949/-Business-owners-try-to-remove-all-voters-from-business-district-but-they-forgot-one-college-student  
This is a familiar thing in California, where most elective potitics has improved markedly, but these legacy “cities” and “districts” have olden-times grandfathered ability to basically run their own cloistered mafia dens.
Normally gerrymandering in a medium-sized town that doesn't even pertain to city council elections would be too down-...
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TIL that what mayonnaise is is actually defined in a law... <.<;
(a) Description. Mayonnaise is the emulsified semisolid food prepared from vegetable oil(s), one or both of the acidifying ingredients specified in paragraph (b) of this section, and one or more of the egg yolk-containing ingredients specified in paragraph (c) of this section.
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Once upon a time someone won a bet because I didn't think there was a legal definition of chocolate. http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=163.130
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My favorite part of this:

Not a single living person knows how everything in your five-year-old MacBook actually works. Why do we tell you to turn it off and on again? Because we don't have the slightest clue what's wrong with it, and it's really easy to induce coma in computers and have their built-in team of automatic doctors try to figure it out for us. The only reason coders' computers work better than non-coders' computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don't beat them when they're bad.

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I never thought about it that way, but now I do. I can't remember how many times I said "it doesn't do that on my computer".
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This was amazing. You should watch it NAO!
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the quotes in that movie, lol
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Wrong way in the atm drive through at a bank. I can't even...
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Whoa!
The world’s oldest message in a bottle to ever be found is believed to have been recovered - after 108 years at sea.
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Very cool, such an exhilarating feeling it must of been to break that open.
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Discussion while +Russell Holly was playing Fist of Awesome.

+Cas Holly He yells "timber" because he's a lumberjack?
+Russell Holly No, his name is Tim Ber...
+Cas Holly I mean, that man is clearly a lumberjack.
Me: Or a hipster. He could just be a hipster.
+Cas Holly I'd don't think a hipster could do this.
Me: You just haven't heard about it yet.

/collective groan

#truestories   #justweekendthings  
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