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Kelvin Williams
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Other than props that need replacing. It seems healthy. Gimbal is operating. 
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Yay!!!
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We have a visual! Requires binoculars to see it.

Why did I move to a wooded neighborhood?
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Pat Summitt, the winningest coach in the history of major college basketball, has died, according to a statement from the Pat Summitt foundation. She was 64.
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She was a great coach. Maybe the best.
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The cost of doing business.... Do I send them to collections, or do I hope they pay?

(This is one customer)
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Hassle is the solution..

I have gotten bills of 5 times that paid in a matter of hours by just showing up at an office and demanding payment #TrueStory
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I hate being told, "You sound white."

I speak Engrish & Redneck with a heavy Kentucky accent at times, I also speak Cuban slang filled Spanish.

But I don't sound white.

via William "Don't Share My Posts" R (+William R)
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+Bill Ezell Welcome to the south.
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Man steals vehicle from Paulding County fire station
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And the recovery begins!
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oh fuck...now i know what the other post was all about
hope you get it back all in one piece 
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This is why planes should constantly report back their current coordinates... 
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+Rahmet Valentin https://www.youtube.com/user/kelvinewilliams

There's a few videos up there. The crash video is useless since it happened at night.
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That moment when you come in for a landing and land in a tree... Requiring someone to come climb it tomorrow to salvage your Phantom.

That's my life right now..... Another 9-10 hours before someone can retrieve it.
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Film at 11?
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Seen a meme, decided to fact check it.

I fly a drone and I voluntarily registered it and paid the $5.... Because, it's the law.

But then again, I probably pay more taxes than The Donald.
The Cessna jet, which has been used to shuttle Mr. Trump to dozens of campaign events, has been flying with an expired registration since Feb. 1.
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+Nidani Batako You should really talk to an accountant to find out how much American corporations actually pay in taxes...
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The American Red Cross has apologized for a water safety poster that has been called racist for showing black people engaging in inappropriate beha...
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The Lifeguard looks like her name is LaKweetah. She's going to let all those little mofos drown. Ain't no way she's getting her hair wet
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So if you're ever a guest at my house, the first guest bedroom has been recalled... But I'm too lazy to do anything about it. 
Ikea will recall tens of millions of dressers after the deaths of three toddlers in two years, Philly.com reported.
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I for one appreciate +Zeke Cao 's input, from the toddler view ;)

(sorry, too easy.... )
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Tagline
Co-Pope of The High and Holy Church of Fierceness and the International Ambassador of Teh Gayz.
Introduction
"Hi I'm Kelvin.  I'm everything society told you not to be."

I completed step one. 


I've admitted I have a mental problem.  But now I'm tired, gonna take a nap and start back at step one again.

Warning:

This Google+ profile is the unfiltered version of Kelvin Williams.  Things which may be uttered may totally shatter your image of him.  If they do, and you no longer like him, then more than likely he never liked you.   

If you want the IP Engineer/Developer version you may see in your office or meet on a boring corporate conference call, check out the other +Kelvin WIlliams.

Accolades:

"The illustrious stirrer of proverbial shit" - +Natalie Arroyo, Co-Pope of The High and Holy Church of Fierceness.

AUTHORS NOTE: 

The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

My employer wishes I didn't have a social media account, so anything I say they definitely don't approve of.

DISCLAIMER:

English is my second language.  My first is Sarcasm.

TERMS OF SERVICE:

I'm srsly not here for you. I just kinda throw whatever out there.  Sometimes for conversation, sometimes for laughs, sometimes to piss you off.  My "filter" is clogged and #IDGAF anymore, life is short, laugh often.

Yes, +Dan Soto called me a racist for some off-color (every pun intended) comment I made, I said, "...and nobody does domestic terrorism like white boys" (just after the Boston Bombings when every one was speculating on who.  I grew up a black gay male in rural white America (Kentucky), I don't think it is possible for me to be racist without hating most of my friends and some of my own family.

And yes, +Melony Isaac blocked me and whined to the masses because I called her out on her bullshit.  Her recipe:  Race/Sex-bait, make herself a victim, block people and repeat.

See, just so you know...  If something is stupid, I'm gonna call it stupid.  If you're being stupid, I'm gonna tell you that you're being stupid--just like I fully expect you to do to me.  I used to be a liberal Democrat, now I'm just a human...  We can all get along and laugh at shit, if you can't do that, you're following (or about to follow) the wrong person.

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Was on "Reading Rainbow" as a child. Reviewed, "Boxcar Children" Do you even read?!
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Atlanta, GA
Previously
Nicholasville, KY - Lexington, KY - Louisville, KY - Nashville, TN - Cincinnati, OH - Georgetown, SC - New York City, NY
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Occupation
I build stuff, I break it, then I build it better.
Skills
IP Engineering, Cussing, Coding, Laughing & Speaks Sarcasm fluently.
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  • #IJTBTMTB
    IP Engineer/Developer, present
    #IJTBTMTB - I'm just the bitch who makes the biscuits! (http://goo.gl/mDtNoU)
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Gender
Male
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Friends, Networking
Birthday
March 23
Relationship
Single
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Excellent service! Really fast and most importantly, the first place I've been to in a very long time that didn't try to sell me things i didn't need! This is definitely my new spot!
Public - 11 months ago
reviewed 11 months ago
My body wasn't ready! It was absolutely amazing!!!
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Asked for assistance three times to get a PlayStation... None was given, my presence barely acknowledged. Never again will I darken the doorway of this chain.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Was referred here by Well Star. Said, "Come on in at 10:30 we have an appointment." But the moment she learned I was a new patient, that appointment apparently vanished. This, even after being told that I was being referred on a near-emergency basis due to extremely high blood pressure (165/115). Won't even consider them now.
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
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The only problem I have with this place is my inability to control my spending. Great deals, great service, great selection of items for everyone.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Where is the 10th star? Until Google fixes the number of stars available, consider this a ten star review, even though only five are shown. Where to begin? First, I highly recommend eating Galla's after a three day trek through the desert with nothing consumed but a few ounces of water. What appears on their menu as "Large" should actually read "enough for a standing army." For the price, I cannot believe how much food you get. Quantity vs. Quality? At Galla's you get both. Everything is delicious. My personal favorite is their "The Works" pizza. It's not loaded down with tomato paste but a light oil that must be on tap from Heaven, or at least some top-secret olive grove. My typical pizza is a "Meat Meat Meat" style pizza from elsewhere, but at Galla's its The Works with tons of meats and so many vegetables and olives so perfectly blended that I accidentally eat more than my allowed serving of vegetables per day (which is way below the suggested daily serving). I've got to go, I'm calling them right now! (Oh, and they deliver QUICKLY!)
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Today I tried this Dunkin Donuts again, and again I drove off angry. You have to WORK to be this bad. I've sat at the drive-thru speaker for 5+ minutes before even being acknowledged. Beyond the speaker don't expect it to get any faster. The employees are your typical fast food employee, so I blame the management for the guaranteed poor service. I will not be back.
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago