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Why does Hillary become a victim in every race?  

Remember 2008 when she came out upset and screaming "Shame on you, Barack Obama"? (https://goo.gl/LLTqRI & http://goo.gl/8dPnuy

Now there's these Bernie Bros whom I've yet to encounter online, and if they are real, I highly suspect they're +Hillary Clinton operatives. 
Former President Bill Clinton, the accused rapist and serial sexual harasser, lashed out at a campaign event in New Hampshire on Sunday at the cohort of Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders backers dubbed "Ber
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+Zaine Ridling except there most likely are no berniebros.
It's most likely a bunch of clinminion trolls pretending to be Sanders supporters just to try to get anything they can to sully Bernies name.
Talk about Tpublican tactics, Clinton is a master of this type of dirty tricks.
Look what she tried to do to obama in 08'
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I still think No More's commercial from last year was 100x better...  
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#Legit  
SANTA CLARA, CA—Disappointing the thousands of fans in attendance as well as an estimated 100 million viewers watching at home, the Super Bowl 50 halftime show was marred Sunday by the stadium’s functioning sound system, sources confirmed.
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I give that half-time show a 2/10.
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I don't normally spam my own posts but this one had to be said.
https://plus.google.com/+TravisOwens/posts/Aw4zhuhqRr3
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For all y'all getting ass raped by +PayPal with their fees...  We finally see what they're used for.   A Super Bowl commercial.
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+Jonathan Landrum to get more suckers to use their service.
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Having studied the Bible...  I already knew this.
 
Does this surprise you? 
And the winner of the most violent religious text is...
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Aaaah, I transposed the second and fourth, so rearrange my original comment accordingly. Or not.
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I may as well get up and make breakfast as it's becoming apparent that I'm not falling back asleep. 
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+Claire Galczyk it sucks so bad. 
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Are domestic situations eligible to be called mass shootings?

I don't know whether or not you tell you to reset your clocks. 
McALLEN, Texas (AP) — A 19-year-old killed his mother and two neighbors before turning his gun on himself in a shooting that brought SWAT and various emergency vehicles to a rural area in Texas, authorities said Sunday.
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I've never listened to Coldplay, but aren't they the band that people make jokes about?
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They are, but they're still a good band.
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These fucking bastards...  I trusted them.  I guess the only way to know what your dog is eating is to cook it yourself.

So back to cooking 100% of the time for me.

h/t +Robin Smith 
Pet food maker Blue Buffalo has agreed to pay $32 million to settle a group of class action lawsuits filed on behalf of consumers who said the company's pr
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I don't get why it'd be a problem (other than false labelling, obv.) if it had poultry scraps in it?
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Oh...
North Korea has launched a long-range "missile," a South Korean defense ministry told CNN Sunday.
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So did the washing machine make it into orbit this time?
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Co-Pope of The High and Holy Church of Fierceness and the International Ambassador of Teh Gayz.
Introduction
"Hi I'm Kelvin.  I'm everything society told you not to be."

I completed step one. 


I've admitted I have a mental problem.  But now I'm tired, gonna take a nap and start back at step one again.

Warning:

This Google+ profile is the unfiltered version of Kelvin Williams.  Things which may be uttered may totally shatter your image of him.  If they do, and you no longer like him, then more than likely he never liked you.   

If you want the IP Engineer/Developer version you may see in your office or meet on a boring corporate conference call, check out the other +Kelvin WIlliams.

Accolades:

"The illustrious stirrer of proverbial shit" - +Natalie Arroyo, Co-Pope of The High and Holy Church of Fierceness.

AUTHORS NOTE: 

The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

My employer wishes I didn't have a social media account, so anything I say they definitely don't approve of.

DISCLAIMER:

English is my second language.  My first is Sarcasm.

TERMS OF SERVICE:

I'm srsly not here for you. I just kinda throw whatever out there.  Sometimes for conversation, sometimes for laughs, sometimes to piss you off.  My "filter" is clogged and #IDGAF anymore, life is short, laugh often.

Yes, +Dan Soto called me a racist for some off-color (every pun intended) comment I made, I said, "...and nobody does domestic terrorism like white boys" (just after the Boston Bombings when every one was speculating on who.  I grew up a black gay male in rural white America (Kentucky), I don't think it is possible for me to be racist without hating most of my friends and some of my own family.

And yes, +Melony Isaac blocked me and whined to the masses because I called her out on her bullshit.  Her recipe:  Race/Sex-bait, make herself a victim, block people and repeat.

See, just so you know...  If something is stupid, I'm gonna call it stupid.  If you're being stupid, I'm gonna tell you that you're being stupid--just like I fully expect you to do to me.  I used to be a liberal Democrat, now I'm just a human...  We can all get along and laugh at shit, if you can't do that, you're following (or about to follow) the wrong person.

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Was on "Reading Rainbow" as a child. Reviewed, "Boxcar Children" Do you even read?!
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Nicholasville, KY - Lexington, KY - Louisville, KY - Nashville, TN - Cincinnati, OH - Georgetown, SC - New York City, NY
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I build stuff, I break it, then I build it better.
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    IP Engineer/Developer, present
    #IJTBTMTB - I'm just the bitch who makes the biscuits! (http://goo.gl/mDtNoU)
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Excellent service! Really fast and most importantly, the first place I've been to in a very long time that didn't try to sell me things i didn't need! This is definitely my new spot!
Public - 6 months ago
reviewed 6 months ago
My body wasn't ready! It was absolutely amazing!!!
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Asked for assistance three times to get a PlayStation... None was given, my presence barely acknowledged. Never again will I darken the doorway of this chain.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Was referred here by Well Star. Said, "Come on in at 10:30 we have an appointment." But the moment she learned I was a new patient, that appointment apparently vanished. This, even after being told that I was being referred on a near-emergency basis due to extremely high blood pressure (165/115). Won't even consider them now.
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
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The only problem I have with this place is my inability to control my spending. Great deals, great service, great selection of items for everyone.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Where is the 10th star? Until Google fixes the number of stars available, consider this a ten star review, even though only five are shown. Where to begin? First, I highly recommend eating Galla's after a three day trek through the desert with nothing consumed but a few ounces of water. What appears on their menu as "Large" should actually read "enough for a standing army." For the price, I cannot believe how much food you get. Quantity vs. Quality? At Galla's you get both. Everything is delicious. My personal favorite is their "The Works" pizza. It's not loaded down with tomato paste but a light oil that must be on tap from Heaven, or at least some top-secret olive grove. My typical pizza is a "Meat Meat Meat" style pizza from elsewhere, but at Galla's its The Works with tons of meats and so many vegetables and olives so perfectly blended that I accidentally eat more than my allowed serving of vegetables per day (which is way below the suggested daily serving). I've got to go, I'm calling them right now! (Oh, and they deliver QUICKLY!)
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Today I tried this Dunkin Donuts again, and again I drove off angry. You have to WORK to be this bad. I've sat at the drive-thru speaker for 5+ minutes before even being acknowledged. Beyond the speaker don't expect it to get any faster. The employees are your typical fast food employee, so I blame the management for the guaranteed poor service. I will not be back.
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago