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Katie Schwartz
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My sister is the mother of identical twins, aged 3 1/2. She wrote the most hilarious article about #threenagers. Give it a read, yo. http://bit.ly/1SBgDhJ
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Ballet Dancers Practicing On The Streets Of Cuba http://bit.ly/1rreT0G - This will take your breath away.
Photographer Omar Robles has over 135,000 followers on Instagram, and we're not surprised, because his latest series of photographs documenting ballet dancers on the streets of Cuba is nothing short of majestic.
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For the sake of great #comedy and #writing, help fund The American Bystander #Humor #Magazine by +Michael Gerber http://kck.st/1Su3DWP - The writers contributing to this read are spectacular. Take a peek. Personally, I drooled. The American Bystander is utterly refreshing. 
A lavish print quarterly featuring comedy all-stars from SNL, The Simpsons, Monty Python & National Lampoon!
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Creepy as a mother fucker: #ScottBaio: Actor #Endorses #DonaldTrump's Presidential Bid "He speaks like I speak, he communicates with people very well. I want him, as any one person can do, to go into Washington and blow it up," Baio said on Fox News Saturday.

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The rise of #American #authoritarianism http://bit.ly/1USmgc3 "A niche group of political scientists may have uncovered what's driving Donald Trump's ascent. What they found has implications that go well beyond 2016."
A niche group of political scientists may have uncovered what's driving Donald Trump's ascent. What they found has implications that go well beyond 2016.
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Listen to Martha Plimpton discuss the show, #Broadway Acts for #Women http://bit.ly/1TjyUwn Buy tix to the show http://bit.ly/1S3sfeT #womenshealth #abortion #reproductiverights
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“They say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.” —Banksy #death #deathquotes #quotes
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Hey everybody! Christian #impov for kids! http://bit.ly/1Vu2XHr
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5 Tips for Successful #Grocery #Shopping with #Multiples http://bit.ly/1LMxmxx written by my sister, Kerri Stern. Go, Ker, go!
The thought of grocery shopping alone with your little ones might seem terrifiying. Check out these 5 tips to help you survive the grocery store alone.
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https://youtu.be/FvPbxZmZxZ8 #history of the word #fuck. I couldn't be more in love with this video.
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Comedy writer
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  • I wax unphilosophic
    Dear Death, You're Welcome
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Los Angeles
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New York - Chicago - England - San Francisco - New York - Los Angeles - Flaaaarida
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“If you're losing your soul and u know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose” - Charles Bukowski
Introduction
Katie Schwartz is a comedy writer, producer and essayist, among other writerly things. A neuroses enthusiast, deadline obsessed, vintage tchoch collecting, novice knitting feminist and philanthropist, condensing Schwartz’s POV into a few blurbs requires a level of self-esteem that Schwartz lacks. That said she’s a duality. Does that help?

Her forthcoming webseries, a Homeland spoof comedy that she co-created and wrote is exclusively debuting on FKR.TV in August 2013. Check out behind the scenes interviews and more from production here, “LIKE” us on Facebook. Follow @KatieSchwartz for the latest updates.

Katie’s new column, I Don’t Drink Nearly As Much As I Should, a memoir-ish account of her ongoing grand debacles can be found on the HuffingtonPost.

Schwartz produced and directed, the short film, THE PENIS FILES, which debuted on A Is For (an organization near and dear to her heart), Queerty, Fark and Mock Paper Scissors, in addition to others.

Katie’s micro-political series, ROMNEGGEDON made its way to another fave, Bitch Magazine and Mock Paper Scissors.

Schwartz created the original comedy series, YOU’RE THINKING OF SOMEONE ELSE (YTOSE), a semi-autobiographical comedy about things many women would rather not admit to. YTOSE can be seen on KoldCast.tv, FunnyOrDie.com, ComeDiva.com, DailyMotion.com and Schwartz’s YouTube Channel.

Her work has been featured in Exquisite Corpse, Lip Magazine, Zouch Magazine, Mock Paper Scissors, Ostrich Ink and Monkeybicycle, Dirty Humor Issue #5, to name a few.

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I'm literally a sphere. I look like Humpty Dumpty on mini getaway sticks.
Education
  • SF State
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My name is Katie and it's not short for anything. I'm just Katie