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Katie Schwartz
Worked at I wax unphilosophic
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Another Shituardo has made his way into my life. I am LIVID. What kind of an assholic prick are you to use someone's toilet and shit every vile thing you've ever eaten in your life into a stranger's toilet, and then leave a scent so noxious behind, that the owner of said toilet - me - still has the shtunk in her neck. There isn't enough ginger-ale in the world to get rid of my nausea. http://bit.ly/1NHZkd5
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Love everything about this!
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duh, it's supposed to say poor
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"The fact is, this is political because American movement conservatism has already made these kinds of killings political. The Republican Party has weaponized its supporters, made violence a virtue and, with almost every pronouncement for 50 years, given them an enemy politicized, racialized and indivisible. We can't afford to allow political discussions of these events, because if we do, we might notice what's already there, wracking the body politic like gangrene." http://rol.st/1BD17vQ
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A new installation of #IsItJewish is published on #HeebMagazine This week, me and Schwartz wrote the column. I covered Cronuts and Foodie Presentation. My dad covered News & Information (wait until you read about the history of Cronuts; it is fierce!) http://bit.ly/1BoRUQC
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Thanks, David!
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A 21-year-old man who lost his penis after circumcision regains all function within four months of surgery.
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HAHAHAHA. You are fabulous, Shan!
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Just read this horrifying bio on Twitter. He's a shame buffet "Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!"
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#PenisPump for sale.
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Bet it was a hard one to sell!!!!
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#BeatBox This child is AMAZING. She battles with her father who is equally amazing. http://on.fb.me/1CRwiyr
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Glass eyes in a canine's eye sockets while the nine still has a pulse feels like a boundary, then again so does stuffing.
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Presently watching my friend +Nathan F's new #ComedySeries   #FocusGroupies   on #FunnyOrDie... So funny. http://bit.ly/1ApsFP5
Focus Groupies by Nathan Firer's channel on Funny or Die. Life inside a market research company that conducts focus groups.
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+Katie Schwartz you're welcome 😊 
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A new installment of #IsItJewish is live and well. This week, I'm covering #VanderpumpRules, Spell-Check, and #SocialMedia http://bit.ly/1HW1gZL Read. Love. Hate. Share. Thanks.
Just how Jewish are the geniuses of Vanderpump Rules? What about using spell-check? How about social media, in general? We investigate.
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  • I wax unphilosophic
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Los Angeles
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New York - Chicago - England - San Francisco - New York - Los Angeles - Flaaaarida
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“If you're losing your soul and u know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose” - Charles Bukowski
Introduction
Katie Schwartz is a comedy writer, producer and essayist, among other writerly things. A neuroses enthusiast, deadline obsessed, vintage tchoch collecting, novice knitting feminist and philanthropist, condensing Schwartz’s POV into a few blurbs requires a level of self-esteem that Schwartz lacks. That said she’s a duality. Does that help?

Her forthcoming webseries, a Homeland spoof comedy that she co-created and wrote is exclusively debuting on FKR.TV in August 2013. Check out behind the scenes interviews and more from production here, “LIKE” us on Facebook. Follow @KatieSchwartz for the latest updates.

Katie’s new column, I Don’t Drink Nearly As Much As I Should, a memoir-ish account of her ongoing grand debacles can be found on the HuffingtonPost.

Schwartz produced and directed, the short film, THE PENIS FILES, which debuted on A Is For (an organization near and dear to her heart), Queerty, Fark and Mock Paper Scissors, in addition to others.

Katie’s micro-political series, ROMNEGGEDON made its way to another fave, Bitch Magazine and Mock Paper Scissors.

Schwartz created the original comedy series, YOU’RE THINKING OF SOMEONE ELSE (YTOSE), a semi-autobiographical comedy about things many women would rather not admit to. YTOSE can be seen on KoldCast.tv, FunnyOrDie.com, ComeDiva.com, DailyMotion.com and Schwartz’s YouTube Channel.

Her work has been featured in Exquisite Corpse, Lip Magazine, Zouch Magazine, Mock Paper Scissors, Ostrich Ink and Monkeybicycle, Dirty Humor Issue #5, to name a few.

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I'm literally a sphere. I look like Humpty Dumpty on mini getaway sticks.
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  • SF State
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My name is Katie and it's not short for anything. I'm just Katie