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Katie Schwartz
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Share your #abortion #story for the #1in3Campaign http://bit.ly/1JTC1g8 Please +1 and share. 
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Last batch of #Facebook #fails, I promise. 
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Watch! This is genius: Live Forever As You Are Now With #AlanResnick http://bit.ly/1KuyrnF
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You must watch this #short, #animated #film by #EvanYork about #anxiety. "7 Weaks" https://vimeo.com/58120491. Great work, Evan!
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#DonaldTrump is such a fucking moron, that he doesn't understand HE'S THE HATE MONGERING PIECE OF SHIT and the problem! "Hey, look, it's a problem, we have a problem," Trump said. "We have a problem, and it's going to be solved, but we have to understand the problem. We have to know the problem, and before we do anything and before we do anything stupid, we have to know what we're doing. So we do have a real problem. We do have a real problem. There is such a level of hatred that you can't even believe it. There's a hatred, a deep-seated hatred. We have to find out where it's coming from and what can we do about it?"
Rose Hamid wore a white hijab and a blue T-shirt reading, "Salam, I come in peace." That got her expelled from South Carolina arena.
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“It seems implausible that less than a week after a tragic shooting at the Planned Parenthood health center in Colorado Springs, some in Washington chose politics over compassion,” Laguens said in a statement.“What millions of people across this country needed in the wake of two unspeakable acts of violence this week, in Colorado and in California, was reassurance that lawmakers care about the lives, health and safety of the people they represent. What they got instead was the cold shoulder of indifference.”
Senate votes to defund Planned Parenthood, but President Obama promises to veto.
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(Must go to Patagonia) Photographer Travels To The Edge Of The World To Capture The Breathtaking Beauty Of Patagonia http://bit.ly/1QuJSQC
At the point where the Earth ends, on the edge of the world, is where this magic and mysterious land begins, full of unimaginable beauty.
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The dumbest Facebook posts I found are hilarious and shameful. 
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Re: The Oscars: “Not sure if you know this, but the U.S. Census Bureau says by the year 2043, white Americans are going to be the minority in this country,” he said. “People in positions of hiring, you better get smart. Your workforce should reflect what this country looks like.” -- Spike Lee http://theatln.tc/1nvBLtz
The director is skipping next month’s ceremony thanks to its all-white acting nominees, and the Academy is taking notice.
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Yo! Please check out this forthcoming film #SouthernKnights , watch the videos, see who's involved and please share with others. "The story of Southern Knights was born from the deadliest hate crime ever to be committed against the gay community – the Upstairs Lounge Fire of 1973. But the crime of arson is only half the story. Set against the backdrop of the post Stonewall and pre-AIDS French Quarter, Southern Knights is a fictional story of community, recovery and redemption steeped in the rich traditions of Mardi Gras." http://bit.ly/21MLaNh  (Thanks!)
A New Orleans gay man struggles to reclaim his life after witnessing the violent death of his lover. | Crowdfunding is a democratic way to support the fundraising needs of your community. Make a contribution today!
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This is so bad ass: Liquid Mountains: I Captured Lake Erie On The Day It Came Alive And Showed Its True Power  http://bit.ly/1QaVniD
My name is Dave Sandford. I have been a professional photographer for 18 years. Shooting professional sports have paid the bills, but I've been the most passionate about anything to do with water.
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#WRITERS , LA Writer's Group is offering a killer deal on a 15-day writers challenge- This is such a fantastic online program. You can keep your bra's off and penises out while writing until your carpals are waving white flags http://bit.ly/1N4kIov  +Los Angeles WritersGroup 
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  • I wax unphilosophic
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New York - Chicago - England - San Francisco - New York - Los Angeles - Flaaaarida
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“If you're losing your soul and u know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose” - Charles Bukowski
Introduction
Katie Schwartz is a comedy writer, producer and essayist, among other writerly things. A neuroses enthusiast, deadline obsessed, vintage tchoch collecting, novice knitting feminist and philanthropist, condensing Schwartz’s POV into a few blurbs requires a level of self-esteem that Schwartz lacks. That said she’s a duality. Does that help?

Her forthcoming webseries, a Homeland spoof comedy that she co-created and wrote is exclusively debuting on FKR.TV in August 2013. Check out behind the scenes interviews and more from production here, “LIKE” us on Facebook. Follow @KatieSchwartz for the latest updates.

Katie’s new column, I Don’t Drink Nearly As Much As I Should, a memoir-ish account of her ongoing grand debacles can be found on the HuffingtonPost.

Schwartz produced and directed, the short film, THE PENIS FILES, which debuted on A Is For (an organization near and dear to her heart), Queerty, Fark and Mock Paper Scissors, in addition to others.

Katie’s micro-political series, ROMNEGGEDON made its way to another fave, Bitch Magazine and Mock Paper Scissors.

Schwartz created the original comedy series, YOU’RE THINKING OF SOMEONE ELSE (YTOSE), a semi-autobiographical comedy about things many women would rather not admit to. YTOSE can be seen on KoldCast.tv, FunnyOrDie.com, ComeDiva.com, DailyMotion.com and Schwartz’s YouTube Channel.

Her work has been featured in Exquisite Corpse, Lip Magazine, Zouch Magazine, Mock Paper Scissors, Ostrich Ink and Monkeybicycle, Dirty Humor Issue #5, to name a few.

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I'm literally a sphere. I look like Humpty Dumpty on mini getaway sticks.
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  • SF State
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My name is Katie and it's not short for anything. I'm just Katie