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French food is famous for being decadent — but the country just took a very healthy step. On Thursday, the French Parliament unanimously voted to pass a measure that requires supermarkets to donate or otherwise re-use unsold food. The new requirements are only part of France’s work towards
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New post: Interesting Links: May 22, 2015

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Welcome to another round of ‘Interesting Links’. For today’s post I’ve included a brilliant selection, including: One crafty guy’s hilarious attempt to re-label bookstore sections, 8 scientifically proven things to help build a lasting marriage, a science based article on how early men and women were equal, and an awesome 18 year old who makes stunning…
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I have to say, my partner is one lucky dude :p. Not only is he married to a lovely Mediterranean lady, but like a typical Mediterranean person she also spent 2 hours on her Sunday cooking some super tasty spaghetti and meatballs.

Next I'll make apple pie, but mostly because I want something delicious to go with my coffee.

Hope everyone is having a great weekend xo
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New post: Interesting Links: May 22, 2015

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Welcome to another round of ‘Interesting Links’. For today’s post I’ve included a brilliant selection, including: One crafty guy’s hilarious attempt to re-label bookstore sections, 8 scientifically proven things to help build a lasting marriage, a science based article on how early men and women were equal, and an awesome 18 year old who makes stunning…
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No writing today. I spent my Friday in 'Spa Country', or Daylesford as it's officially called. Beautiful scenery, an intense massage (I have the bruises to prove it), lunch, then a stop at the public spa.

Feeling energised, so hopefully that's an indicator more writing is to come.

Wishing everyone an awesome weekend ahead :D xo
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I think autumn is the prettiest season, I love my morning walks.

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Romance Writer and Recovering former mermaid. Author of the soon to be released 'Harlow Series'
Introduction
Who is Katerina Simms?

One evening Katerina Simms washed up on the sandy shores of Casablanca. You see, she started life as a mermaid. And like every little mermaid, her tail dropped off once she came of age, revealing a shiny new pair of legs.

Real world living didn’t come easy to Katerina. Aside from the fact that she struck the Titanic on her way to shore (pfft…and they say it was an iceberg), Katerina was also distracted by the pretty colors, music and sparkly things that life on land offered. Her mind was constantly gone with the wind, and she often forgot about the simpler things in life (such as cooking and managing her big hair). So she was eventually forced to use the notebook computer entrusted to her by King Harry - the overseer of the mermaid commonwealth.

At first the notebook served merely to remind Katerina of when to do her singing and watch YouTube videos, but in time it became a catalogue for her mental ramblings. These ramblings soon became stories of a romantic nature, aided by Katerina’s fascination for dirty dancing.

As the years rolled by, Katerina began to wonder if she was in fact a pretty woman, and troubled by the idea that her current choice of fashion might not be all that contemporary, she went shopping. This was where she met Pavlov the Ukrainian Viking/ Software Developer. He convinced Katerina that true love did exist, and she was in fact a pretty woman.

So there you have it, the story of Katerina Simms. These days she resides in Pavlov’s expansive abode, her notebook has changed to a MacBook Pro, and she pretty much lives on Pavlov’s fold out couch. Here she spends her days typing her mental ramblings and turning the characters that fall in love in her head into books people can read.

If you can relate to Katerina's struggles. If you too are a recovering former mermaid. Please follow her blog on  TwitterEmailFacebook… she needs all the help she can get.

 

THE END

 

P.S: She still sometimes communicates with friends in the mermaid world. The King most recently told Katerina a fascinating story of a time when Harry met Sally, a dyslexic seal with a love for everything pink. :D

P.P.S: If you noticed that this biography contains more than a few titles for well-known romantic movies, let me know how many you counted and I'll tell you if you're right.

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Melbourne, Victoria, 3000, Australia