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Katerina Simms
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Getting back in the swing of things with a new Interesting Links post.

Take a look if you want to kill some boredom! :D

http://katerinasimms.com/interesting-links-march-1-2015/

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Welcome to my recent instalment of Interesting Links. Today I’m posting articles that include 26 pictures of internet idiocy, 11 facts you probably didn’t know about marriage, some great pointers for professional etiquette, and the hilarity of 50 Shades of Grey if it were written by a man. I hope everyone has had an amazing weekend – keep an…
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To contrast yesterday's 'done up' photo, here's me this morning looking a little glassy-eyed. Someone woke up way too early for a Sunday after a crazy nightmare about a psychopath taking people hostage. Seriously messed up stuff!

I should put it to paper and give Stephen King a run for his money :p
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+Katerina Simms Yes, i mean who love nightmares! My pleasure.
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I have a new feature video that you'll hopefully find funny:

The Facebook Song

This is where I warn you about the strong language!

http://katerinasimms.com/feature-video-the-facebook-song-2/

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Ever gotten a random contact from an Ex on Facebook and wondered, what the hell? If so, you'll be able to relate to this song. Performed for Baeble Music's Youtube Channel by Australian singer, Kate Miller-Heidke and her husband Keir Nuttle; The Facebook Song is a strong representation of internet reality.
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So... umm... Does anyone else have weird habits when working? People always laugh at the way I twirl my hair when I read/ write, which is usually because twirling leads to me doing things like THIS while in front of the computer. 

Do you think the facial hair thing suits me? :p 
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+Mike Mike My mo is awesome! :P
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I like this one in particular! ‪

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YES....YOU BETTER DO ONE THING FOR ONE PERSON WHICH IS YOU.....
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Busy day today, registered for this year's Romance Writers Australia conference, did some teaching and now I just watched a beautiful performance of South Indian dance by a family friend. Here's me with the flowers we bought her for after the show. :D

Hope your Saturday is a good one too xo
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I have a new feature video that you'll hopefully find funny:

The Facebook Song

This is where I warn you about the strong language!

http://katerinasimms.com/feature-video-the-facebook-song-2/

#funny #youtube #music
Ever gotten a random contact from an Ex on Facebook and wondered, what the hell? If so, you'll be able to relate to this song. Performed for Baeble Music's Youtube Channel by Australian singer, Kate Miller-Heidke and her husband Keir Nuttle; The Facebook Song is a strong representation of internet reality.
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Using a little Chinese teacup to drink wine as I write, cos I'm classy like that! Truth is, I'm too short to reach the top shelf with wine glasses and can't be bothered annoying my partner get one for me. If you use your imagination, it looks a little like I'm drinking a bowl of wine, that's not so bad, right?... :p
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+Mike Mike it was just there sitting in the dishrack :p
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Romance Writer and Recovering former mermaid. Author of the soon to be released 'Harlow Series'
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Who is Katerina Simms?

One evening Katerina Simms washed up on the sandy shores of Casablanca. You see, she started life as a mermaid. And like every little mermaid, her tail dropped off once she came of age, revealing a shiny new pair of legs.

Real world living didn’t come easy to Katerina. Aside from the fact that she struck the Titanic on her way to shore (pfft…and they say it was an iceberg), Katerina was also distracted by the pretty colors, music and sparkly things that life on land offered. Her mind was constantly gone with the wind, and she often forgot about the simpler things in life (such as cooking and managing her big hair). So she was eventually forced to use the notebook computer entrusted to her by King Harry - the overseer of the mermaid commonwealth.

At first the notebook served merely to remind Katerina of when to do her singing and watch YouTube videos, but in time it became a catalogue for her mental ramblings. These ramblings soon became stories of a romantic nature, aided by Katerina’s fascination for dirty dancing.

As the years rolled by, Katerina began to wonder if she was in fact a pretty woman, and troubled by the idea that her current choice of fashion might not be all that contemporary, she went shopping. This was where she met Pavlov the Ukrainian Viking/ Software Developer. He convinced Katerina that true love did exist, and she was in fact a pretty woman.

So there you have it, the story of Katerina Simms. These days she resides in Pavlov’s expansive abode, her notebook has changed to a MacBook Pro, and she pretty much lives on Pavlov’s fold out couch. Here she spends her days typing her mental ramblings and turning the characters that fall in love in her head into books people can read.

If you can relate to Katerina's struggles. If you too are a recovering former mermaid. Please follow her blog on  TwitterEmailFacebook… she needs all the help she can get.

 

THE END

 

P.S: She still sometimes communicates with friends in the mermaid world. The King most recently told Katerina a fascinating story of a time when Harry met Sally, a dyslexic seal with a love for everything pink. :D

P.P.S: If you noticed that this biography contains more than a few titles for well-known romantic movies, let me know how many you counted and I'll tell you if you're right.

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Melbourne, Victoria, 3000, Australia